Author's Note: Rules suck, but we still need them because dumb butts (Copyright Butch Hartman/Nickelodeon)

"I can't believe your dad did this to us!" Dash's voice was annoying, like really annoying.

Dash and the others followed Janice into the cafeteria. Danny was glaring at them and whispering to his friends, no doubt thinking she's part of Plasmius' plan. They complained at the lunch line, begging Janice to make Vlad change his mind.

Janice rubbed her temples, "I would rather be at home, at least listening to Vlad giving me rules was less annoying." Janice grumbled sitting down placing her lunchbox on the table.

"Rules?" Paulina tilted her head. "Janice he gave us all rules! We need to wear these ugly uniforms that so don't match, well, me!" Shrieking she threw her lunch tray across the table. "Honey if you don't change this problem now, I'm going to make your life miserable!"

Janice squeaked, cowering behind her lunchbox. Soon after Danny walked up to her, giving a fake, forced smile.

"Hey Janice, remember me?" he asked politely.

Janice looked up. Act cool man, don't blow your cover. "Yeah, Danny right? Thanks for encouraging my dad to be mayor. I was hoping for normal life, not a uniform wearing life!" she sneered. Ugh, did I sound too mean, did I sound convincing? DOES HE THINK I'M PART OF AN EVIL PLAN?! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god…She started panicking from the inside.

"Whoa! Hold on, it wasn't my-" Danny was picked up forcefully, facing Dash at eye level.

"Yeah its all your fault Fenton! If it was for you I wouldn't be wearing dork clothes!" Dash threw him, causing Danny to slam into Tucker, making both fall to the ground.

Kwan looked at Janice nervously then at Star. "Um Star, I um."

"Yes Kwaine Pooh?" she batted her eyes.

"I uh, well, with all these new school rules, it made me realize that…" Kwan nervously coughed.

"Yes?" Star sounded annoyed.

"I think we should break up." He looked blank faced.

"Because of these stupid rules?" She teared up. Kwan nodded. "No Kwan…I'm, I'm breaking up with you!" She stood up crying. "This is all your fault Fenton!" She ran out the doors.

"How is this my fault?" Danny asked in defense, climbing into his seat.

"So Janice, I um, want to go with me, uh, sometimes this week?" Kwan asked.

Janice froze then remembered something. "Sorry Kwan, wish I could, but one of my dads rules is no dating."

Kwan looked heartbroken, then he started to walk away. "This is your fault Fenton!" He pushed Danny out of his seat, then walked out of the cafeteria.

"Ugh, all my friends are leaving. Look at the mess your making Danny!" Paulina stomped out after Kwan.

Danny threw his hands up. "IT'S. NOT. MY. FAULT!"

Janice rolled her eyes opening her lunch. Everything was freshly cooked, since one the Vlad's chiefs drooped it off for her. Gravy covered turkey legs, fresh rolls, mashed potatoes, and a few tiny square cut sandwiches. Dash started drooling at the sight of it.

"Wow," He whispered, "hey Janice is there a rule of no sharing food?" His eyes glowed.

"Nope," she smiled holding a pair of knives and forks, "he told me to share if I couldn't finish it all." They both dug in filling their mouths with delicious food. After all, Vlad didn't make a rule to not have friends.