Puck walked into the gas station and walked straight to the candy aisle, looking for as many different kinds of candy he could carry. He picked out Hershey's, Kit Kats, Twixes, Crunches, Milky Ways, Snickers, boxes of chocolates, bags, bars.
He brought it up to the counter and payed for it.
Puck was nervous. He wasn't very good at the whole love thing. This was the first romantic stunt he was going to try, and if he failed he would be so embarrassed. If he succeeded, he would be rewarded.
He snuck into school at night and found Lauren's locker in the dark. He then stuffed all of the candy he had bought in her locker. Filling it totally up. Puck had to slam the door hard so it would totally close. This was going to be awesome.
The next day at school, Puck came early and hung out by Lauren's locker until she arrived. He waited for her to open her locker, but she walked straight to class. All the books she needed she had taken home the night before, so she just brought her backpack to class.
Puck waited and waited for her class to be over (he skipped his). Finally, it ended and she walked to her locker. She opened it, not expecting anything, and all the candy fell out…and hit her in the face.
Puck walked over smoothly.
Lauren screamed, "Did you do this?"
"Yeah, I did," says Puck flirtatiously. "All for you."
"I hate you!"