A/N: AYYYYYY GUYYYSS S'UUUPPPPP READDY FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF: VERNON DANFORTH'S GREAT LEAP FORTH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END? IT COULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE END NOW COULDN'T IT! HAHA, I FOOLED YOU ALL, SURPRISE. NO, THE STORY IS NOT DONE HERE. THERE WILL BE MORE CHAPTERS, MANY MORE AND THEY WILL BE GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND EASILY LOOKED FORWARD TO AS THE PREVIOUS!

A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY FANS WHOSE CONTINUED LOVE AND LOYAL SUPPORT HAVE BROUGHT ME WHERE I AM TODAY. THANKS TO YOU ALL I HAVE FAILED MY SUMMER EXAMS RETAKING, WHICH MEANS THAT I NOW OFFICIALLY FAILED MY SCHOOL YEAR. SO NOW I HAVE TO REPEATT THE YEAR AGAIN NEXT SCHOOL YEAR. WHEN WILL I GRADUATE EVER, I WILL NOT KNOW. BUT I WANT TO LET EACH AND VERY ONE OF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

THANK YOU, AND IN EVER GRATITUDE, LET US BEGIN THE NEXT CHAPTER THAT YOU HAVE ANXIOUSLY BEEN AWAITING ATOP THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT OR COUCH OR STOOL OR STOOLS:

Lance entered up the hospital elevator through the hospital floor into the hospital room that the nurse joys had forgotten to lock in their desperation to get to the CANNOLI MART. What was there was a Vernon, rubbing himself off on a dragonstones.

"Yo" said Lance.

"Ngh?" said Vernon as baby Vernon batter vernoned in pearly ropes across the off-white sheets. "OHMYGOD IT IS YOU, SEXYBOY" he suddenly yelled coming to awarenesss, realizing who that sexy boy was in front of him."

"By the way my name is lance" said Lance.

"HI SEXYBOY LANCE" now repeated Vernon. "Oh lance" he lamented "you do not know how many troubles I have had to experience after having sex with your dragonite for twenty bucks."

"Is that so? That is too bad, I am so sorry!" said Lance in a not sorry voice.

"I have one eyeball exploded and one kidney sold, except my shiny eevee is still dead!" Vernon yelled with sadness as he continued to off himself with the dragonstone.

"But vernon, why are you offing yourself with a dirty old rock?" said lance pointing to the dragonstone.

"It is not a dirty old rock it is a dragonrock!" retorted Vernon in sadness, at having his lover insulted. (A/N dragonrock is a synonym for dragonstone.) "And also it is because it feels good, unlike every all of the other experiences I have had to undergoing through in ALL OF THE PAST NINE CHAPTERS!"

"You started having sex with the stone in the last chapter" said Lance, accusedly, "should it not be eight chapters then?"

"Last chapter everyone got a cannoli except for me, that is a very valid and real source of sadness." complained Vernon.

"Yes that really is too bad" sympathized the sexy lance.

"you know after everything I have gone through," continued to complain Vernon while stopping to cough up a very large wad of phlegm with blood inside, which droped onto the bed beside the cumdrops. "I DESERVE AN AWARD. See I also now have tuberculosis I think which I caught from the other patient who had tuberculosis next to my bed beside me."

"You think?" said the sexy boy lance. "The universe is a cruel and unfair place inherently by design, and our human miseries mean nothing on the existential transcendent scale of metahpysics that we may not touch with our small earthly feeler fingers."

"really?" vernons unexploded eye shivered with the sadness. "no reward even after just waking up from a coma that could have resulted in my dead, and getting tuberculosis on top of everything?!"

"Wellllllll," thought Lance, taking pity. "YOU TRIED GOOD, vernon. That is your award."

"I get the award of the YOU TRIED GOOD PRIZE?" said Vernon with the sudden tearful joy of a five year old that found a old piece of candy on the floor in the room while waiting for mommy to finish using the toilet. "How much dollars is it worth?"

"Zero."

"oh."

"but hey sweetie baby" said the sexy boy lance. "if you have sex with my dragonite again I will give you a nother twenty bucks."

"I hate where this is going" acclaimed Vernon. "But I am really broke, so I need this."

"Hang onto my hand we will go into the great sky beyond," said Lance whipping out his pokeball of Dragonite, who crashed out of the pokemoncenter window to the bewildered look of the Nurse Joys just returned from the CANNOLI MART.

Into the sky, Lance and Vernon and Dragonite flew.

PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE READ ANDD REVIEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW….. I AM GETTING INPATIENT