Tank
I'm a pet turtle and I'm here to teach you a lesson.
You're a Celestia flippin' rock; But still up I won't be lettin'.
I'm the number one MC makin' all the cash!
20% cooler; the pet of Rainbow Dash!
I won't be giving up; not giving you charity.
I'll kick you outta my home like you we're kicked out of Rarity's.
Tom
I'm Tom, and no pun intended; I rock!
I'm 20% better than you; I got my raps on lock!
So back up; My raps are all like "Woah"!
You're a turtle so it makes sense that your raps are slow.
So craw back to your owner. She'd be ashamed.
In the words of Gilda: Your raps are lame.
TANK IS SLOWLY RUNNING AWAY! WE NEED SOMEPONY OR SOMETHING TO FINISH THIS RAP BATTLE! IT'S…IT'S…
Rocky
Representing Pinkamena and beat you, Tom.
Everypony knows that Rocky's the bomb!
Rarity dumped you out on to the street;
So it makes sense that you're easy to beat.
I just beat you, Tom. Give me my personal space.
'Cause now you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Tom
You think you can beat me ya little punk?
Not sure if you're sober or if you're punch drunk.
For a pony to lift me up it takes all fours;
If you haven't noticed my rock is bigger than yours!
So give it up, Rocky. I just won.
Go back to LeFlour and your party of one.
WHO WON?
NEXT UP: GILDA THE GRIFFON VS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!