Hi to everyone, Delphine is back again!
Sorry for this short chapter, I wrote this one in ten minutes on my computer...
As it happens. Please review or I must CRY!
Thankssssssssssssss, my precious!
Day... whatever, I lost count.
BOROMIR
I tried to date Eowyn today. Didn't work as it should have. She tried to kill me. Looks like she's too fond of my brother. Or is it Aragorn? Or both?
I can't say I know. But I don't understand her. I'd be her perfect husband. Well maybe one day...
When we did archery (stupid, only cowards use bows!), Legolas used me as an aim. That was so UNFAIR! My whole body is aching. I'm so sick of homesickness. At home, no-one is shooting arrows at me. They are showing some RESPECT!
I'm surrounded by total dorks, I can't believe it. Only four more days to go. Thank Ilúvatar for that one, Boromir!
Galadriel does the cooking. She nearly killed Pippin when he told her to. Pippin is mean. I used to like him. Aragorn is showing off all the time, says he's going to be king one day and we'll all have to do what he tells us. Hah! Never! I'M going to be king one day. I DO know what to use a shower for and HE clearly doesn't. Of course, he's got the beautiful elven – girlfriend. Hate Aragorn!
THORIN
Why did I ever leave my nice mountain? In this ************************************************************************************************************************************************** camp, there are ELVES! I told everyone I'm nearly king, but no – one was impressed. As it showed, Eomer and Thranduil are kings too. And there are a few kings – to – be: Aragorn, Legolas, Eowyn...
We had to do barrel – riding.
This is the LAST time in my entire life Kili will be allowed to organize our holiday trip. The last time!
Of course, he's just sneaking after every female creature he's able to find. He tried to date Elrond until he realized he's no elf – maiden. Funny.
Swordfighting: Very bad to.
Stick them with the pointy end!
HA!