Sora - =W=

Kanda - =.=''

Sora - ^,

Kanda – O.o wtf

Sora – fufufu thank for all the great reviews, I'd really like to thank azab and kitsune630 for being regulars in reading my story. You know the author is nothing without their readers so thank you guys *fan glomp*! Thank you all for reviewing ps Megan (guest) I know how you feel, I give you a little shout out because I love all my reviewers. Not like that. Dear Rex888 you are wrong, back when I first did this I was pretty you and had bad grammar, now I hope to do better. But its okay *glomp*

Kanda – your' so fucked in the head. This lunatic doesn't own anything but this shitty fan fic.

Sora – don't make me go ape woman on you u, ne you shemale?

"Lieutenant Kuchiki your back!?" a random shinigami exclaimed. Rukia didn't pay him no mind, she felt it. A malicious spiritual energy and it was coming from inside her brother's office. She near his door and slammed it open. Her eye looked on to the surrounding area.

"Brother is something wron–?!"

"Hello there girl, fufu," a girl with gray skin like Allen was standing above Renji's unconscious body; Byakuya was limping on the corner, Zanpakuto drawn and arm bleeding profusely.

"I am Rhode Camelot," she sneered.

"Are you a Noah?!" Rukia interrogated.

"My, my aren't you daring: I don't think you have the power nor the position to ask the questions little girl," Rhode sneered.

"I'm not little, I've lived many years, and my name is Rukia!" Rukia yelled.

"I don't give squat about you or the soul society, I'm just her to drop off a few annoyances, I got a request from some high being to do this so be happy for Allen he's getting a freebee (a/n I wonder who that higher being *smirks* is, *evil laughs* perfect way to rid myself of annoying shemales refer to bolded authors note okay) you got that!" Rhode yelled in annoyance she opened a colorful door and kicked a few people out.

"I-I see," Rukia muttered as Rhode high tailed it back in her door leaving the so called 'annoyances' behind.

"Yuu-chan, do you know where we are, ow!" a man with an eye patch and flaming red hair agonized. He some how landed on the so called 'Yuu-chan'. (a /n I'm evil, I know =W=)

"Don't call me that stupid rabbit, it's Kanda, and aren't you supposed to know everything?!" kanda yelled back.

"Well excuse me princess (what are you link)!" the red head yelled back.

"Break it up you two!" a girl with extremely short hair yelled.

"Lenalee, I was just–,"

"What am I the elephant in the room?!" Rukia yelled.

"Oh crap Lenalee, you don't think Lavi's gonna…" kanda started starting to look at the female shinigami.

"I'm positive he'll..." Lenalee continued staring at Rukia even more intently.

"Strike!" Lavi yelled with heart in his eyes, "Hey there I'm Lavi you come here often?" Lavi flirted. Rukia had a major headache and she remembered something important.

"Brother are you alright!?" Rukia yelled running over to her brother.

"I'm fine, what were you saying about the elephant in the room?" Byakuya muttered.

"Are you sure it's healed?" Rukia questioned.

"I'll have Unohana heal me up, you get these kids out of my room," Byakuya ordered, Rukia nodded and escorted the three plus an unconscious Renji out of the captain's office.

"So tell me what the year is?" Rukia asked, interrogating the three exorcists.

"Late 19th century," Lavi approximated.

"I see you must be with Allen-kun," Rukia concluded.

"You know where the moyashi is?!" Kanda exclaimed; Rukia nodded.

"That's great!" Lavi and Lenalee exclaimed.

"Wait while I find captain Unohana, she should be here about now–,"

"Sorry I'm late," a sweet calm voice apologized Rukia turned around to see captain Unohana standing behind her.

"Double strike!" Lavi yelled, again.

"Please control him!" Rukia miffed, Kanda drew Mugen and put it dangerously close to the large artery on Lavi's neck.

"I shut up now,"

"Lavi, Lenalee…. Kanda you guys, I missed you so much!" Allen yelled hugging the group as they entered Urahara's shop.

"Allen-chan, Wahhh *glomp*!"

"I thought you were dead moyashi,"

"Allen we real missed you *sniff*, thank god," the 4 hugged each other for the longest moments of time.

"Oh I just remembered something, do you know someone named Ichigo, Allen?" Lavi asked.

"Uhhh… yes I know him we're good fri–,"

"yes I'm dating Allen," Ichigo said a matter a factly, Allen emitted the girliest high pitch scream a 16 year old boy could have possible made after the last comment came out.

"Allen-kun that so…. Cute!" Lenalee exclaimed; every girl in the room nodded at that point. Allen was so embarrassed he hid his blush by taking longer drinks from his tea glass, Ichigo did the same.

"I just knew the Shorty was too cute to be straight, he's finally come out of the closet, so do you like being the bottom," Allen spit out the tea he had swallowed and coughed. "You got a nice seme Allen, right Yuu-cha–,"

"Why do I need to put in my input, leave me the fuck alone," Yuu seethed.

"Yuu I didn't mean anything by it, you seem a bit more on edge are you feeling ok–,"

"don't call me that, I will fucking kill you, I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU DAMN RA– fuck, just leave me alone– why should I care about who fucks the moyashi!" Kanda yelled storming out of the room.

"we haven't done that yet, we really aren't planning anytime soon either," Allen commented, he turned to Ichigo, "sorry Kanda not always so grump– wait yes he is, but he doesn't blow up like that when he hasn't been provoked, I was pretty sure he was use to being called Yuu-chan by Lavi, guess not,"

"You seriously are a baka," a voice said. Allen looked around he could find the source of the voice. "Down here," Allen looked down to see a large black cat sitting in his lap.

"Oh hello, there, little lady," Allen said, the entire bleach cast looked baffled at how her could be so calm when a talking cat was on his lap.

"I'm Yoruichi, how did you know I was a woman?" Yoruichi asked.

"I can guess it was Lulubell, you kind reminded me of her when I first saw you, so yeah Allen must have had the same reaction," Lavi wearied.

"So yes, I'm Yoruichi, and you sir are an idiot!' Yoruichi yelled pointing to Allen.

"What did I do!?"

"Why must all you youngster be so naive about Kanda outburst, do I have to spell it out Allen?!" the black feline ridiculed.

"No, I'd rather find out myself, Yoruichi," Allen stated.

"Good you have a sense of pride," she snickered.

Kanda pov

As the cool night breeze of the futuristic Japan hit my nostril I fell a bit more contempt and lean down on the balcony look across the view. I need to clear my head. I was beaten. My confusion about my feeling for… Allen had cost me my chance to tell him I loved him. Allen; I always called him moyashi or Shorty because if I said his name I would smile.

I was in denial, maybe Allen and I were born in a different time where people didn't care what sex you'd marry with out burning in rage over two men loving each other, it was love right, who were they to interfere. What's worse we were born EXORCISTS in the HOLY black order, we could be lover in that kind of environment. Not that it matters now, Allen got a boyfriend, he beat me to it, but this fee won't die down.

"Kanda, it's late what are you doing out here?" Allen appeared through the door, obvious sleep in his eye a holding a blanket I looked at him and turned back to the scene.

"Wondering about life," I said plainly.

Allen sat on the balcony right next to me he was obviously tired so I didn't under stand why he insisted on staying out with me rather than inside with his boyfriend.

"Hey have you every wondered what it would be like if you were born another person? If I was born a vessel, and I became some snobby rich kid or just a normal person at least?" Allen askou6t6 out of no where, he and I locked eyes, I blushed lightly and looked away.

"yes, I have taken it in to consideration when I was first becoming an exorcist and for I a long time I thought about it, then I changed my mind, even after all the tragedy, hate, self-loathing, I wouldn't have chosen to be anyone else," I admitted.

"but why, you had gone through so much, alma, the person you are looking for, being a second exorcist, all that I don't even understand the pain and you still want to be Yuu Kanda, why?" Allen exclaimed, he was crying, Baka, don't cry for others hardship.

"If I wasn't Yuu Kanda, I wouldn't have met you Allen," I confessed, Allen looked dumbstruck. He stopped for a moment, and his tear streamed down him face faster. He smiled and laughed.

"You said my name, I get what Yoruichi said now, you love me don't you?" it finally dawned on him, I blushed.

"W-well it just, I –err, fine I like you, a lot, but you in love with that orange hair shinigami right," Kanda murmured, Allen smiled.

"I'm glad you understand, good night!" Allen smirked retreating.

"Jackass,"