RAW – NOVEMBER 14, 2011 – Boston, MA
The announcers recapped last week's action, focusing on Lita defending the Divas Championship against Kelly Kelly at Survivor Series in a loser-leaves-WWE match. Once they concluded, Lita's music came on and the Divas Champion came out with Jessie Kresa and Sara Del Ray. They headed down the aisle and once they got to ringside, Jessie and Sara climbed into the ring while Lita joined Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on commentary. Jerry welcomed Lita to the broadcast booth, but Cole sounded like he could care less about her.
It was then time for Jessie and Sara's opponents to make their way down to the ring. Melina's music came over the PA and the red carpet was laid out as the A-lister and her partner for that night, Maryse, headed down to the ring. Once they got onto the apron, Melina began climbing the ropes and Maryse lowered her head, shaking her hair. Melina hit her trademark split at the same moment Maryse flipped her hair. A second later, Jessie hit Melina with a baseball slide, knocking her off the apron. Sara grabbed Maryse by the hair and pulled her into the ring while Jessie slid out after Melina.
Jessie grabbed Melina by her hair, brought her to her feet and slammed her head into the ring apron twice. As Melina fell back to the ground, Jessie yelled, "Take THAT, Bee-Yotch!", then headed back to her corner while she watched Sara pound on Maryse with forearm blows.
Once Jessie was back at her corner, Sara tagged her in. The two whipped Maryse into the ropes and knocked her down with a double elbow, followed up by a double elbow drop. Jessie went for a cover, but Maryse got her shoulder up at two. As Maryse tried to get up, Jessie mussed up her hair. The French-Canadian took great offense to it and raked her fingernails in Jessie's eyes. With the loudmouthed Jessie blinded, Maryse hauled her over to the corner and tagged in Melina, who had recovered from her initial beating and returned to her corner. The two whipped Jessie into the ropes. As she came back, Maryse felled Jessie with a drop toe hold and Melina followed up with a knee drop to the back.
Melina drove her knee in a few more times and yelled, "How does THAT feel, Bee-Yotch?" as she mocked Jessie's tone of voice. Mel raised Jessie up and gave her a neckbreaker, then tried for a cover, with Jessie kicking out at two. As Jessie got to a seated position, Melina kicked her in the back then went to tag Maryse in. The two whipped Jessie into the ropes and tried for a double backdrop, but Jessie kicked Melina in the face, then grabbed Maryse and planted her face-first into the mat. Melina rolled out of the ring and got back to her corner as Jessie and Maryse tried to get their wits about them and make it to their respective corners to make a tag.
Meanwhile, down at the broadcast booth, Michael Cole complained, "Oh, my God. This is so BORING!"
Lita responded to Michael's whining by asking, "What's the matter, Mike? What do you have against women? Are you still traumatized by all those wedgies that Chyna used to give you?" Jerry Lawler did his best not to laugh, but laughed anyway.
Back in the ring, Jessie managed to crawl over and tag Sara Del Ray. Sara stepped in and charged across the ring. She knocked Melina off the apron, preventing Maryse from making a tag. She then grabbed the blond and whipped her into the ropes. Sara gave her a back bodydrop, making sure Maryse got lots of elevation in the process. As the blond reeled, Sara grape-vined her legs and smacked her in the back of the head a few times before mussing up Maryse's hair again.
Melina got back up on the apron and started to step into the ring to help her partner, but Jessie ran across and shoulder-blocked her out of the ring. She then ran over towards where Sara had Maryse's legs tied up. The loud woman stopped just in front of Maryse, did a crotch chop and yelled "BAM!" at the French-Canadian, then booted her in the face. The ref got Jessie out of the ring and Sara released Maryse. She let the blond Canadian stand up, then Sara grabbed her arm and chin. She fell back and locked in the Crossface Chickenwing. With no way out, Maryse tapped out to end the match.
Justin Roberts announced the winners and Lita left the broadcast table to congratulate her friends. As they celebrated in the ring, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres and the Bella Twins all ran down to ringside, all armed with Singapore canes. Even more noticeable, Kelly's blond hair now had black streaks in it.
The four blindsided Jessie, Sara and Lita, smashing them with the canes they held in their hands. Kelly went after Lita, Eve after Jessie and the Bellas after Sara. The three victims tried to get to their feet to fight back, but the initial surprise attack combined with the numbers being against them made it too difficult. Jessie and Sara had also just had a match and were not at 100 percent.
Once Jessie and Sara had been neutralized, the four attackers turned their sights on Lita. The Bellas picked her up and held her as Kelly ran in and hit the redhead in the chest with her cane. The Bellas continued to hold her up and whipped her into the ropes. Eve hit Lita in the stomach and as the Extreme One doubled over, Kelly hit her in the back of the head, knocking her to the mat.
As Lita laid face-down on the mat, Kelly continued hitting her with the cane, screaming like a mad woman with each blow she gave. After a while, Eve grabbed Kelly, turned her around and smacked her in the face! Kelly glared at Eve with cold, unfeeling eyes until Eve said, "Save some of that for later!" Kelly silently nodded and the four left the ring, passing by the medical personnel as they left the ring and the carnage they had created.