We continue our story where the epic LKK were interviewing the srs face montel...

So Mr. Williams... tell me about yourself..." Ask LKK. Montle pause and think about question and say "YOu want me to tell about self? Lol what this got do with becoming monster BAMF and beating super duper oprah in single combat what fuck i need to go HAM not interview..." say montel very arrogant like. And then LKK just stared at him patiently and and then the whole roome became dark. Montel looked around and couldnt even see his hands in front of him and couldnt even see LKK or the background of the room just darknees. "hello?" say montelly in girly scared voice cause poosy idk. No 1 reply to him and then all of sudden a wind chill blows and then montel squeal like daniel when he see something disturbing. and then the room start flashing/ but with montel memory? yes he were having flashbacks. All of sudden Montel kept seeing him on a couch being interviewed by oprah... a truly bad memory indeed.

At first Montel could only hear gargled whispers ... " how u all get along... lose ur shows... no longer as suceful... oprah king of talk shows" and Montel shook himself awake but He awoke to the very same spot he was in 2 years ago... "Montel... are you alright? Did you hear me?" asked the seemingly harmless oprah. Montel was looking down when ask this and then slowly rose his head to meet Oprah's eyes and He stared at her with all his srs face might that his earrings were so still that they began to freeze because the atoms inside stopped moving and apporached absolute zero, 0K. And there was Oprah smiling seemingly harmlessly and his peers all smiling unaware of what evil awaits them, but thats when Montel already realized that the sides were chosen. Those that chose to fall into her lies in hopes of feeding off of her success ( as much as he hated to admit it). Perhaps this was one of the most important times in montel life where he stuck to his convictions and his ultimate hatred for people like her; so full of malice and scorn. (brb weed wearing off gotta toke up again) aight so montel looked at this bitch and was like NAH AH and summoned his stand... Captain Falcon.

And so the room on Oprahs show darkened and it was cap falc standing there and then it was oprah and the other nerds standing up to face him, CF, at first walked up to him but them orpah held them back with her arms and stepped back into the darkness with her future minons. and then CF just stood there confused and then out of nowhere, a Pink CF came out of the shadow and some announcer dude guy shouted "DEFEAT YOURSELF" and Immediately CF ran to do a flying knee in this imposter bitch's face but the pink CF simply dodged it and was like "moves show" and montel think to himself wtf bizaaro montel? and he was right he see shadow self he is fighting like in zelda but since montel already black this is white montel willehms. Montel see this and decide to fite harder and and as hard as he can and use no strats but he would soon see that it were futile. The falcin captain attmepted to hold down forward A in quickness but his counterpart keep dodging all he attacks and blocking. "ok mother fer" say montel as he charge up Faclin pouch in his last despeariton and he power level rise even higher than when he fought leno ebcause he getted stronger after battle but wat F? white montel pink falcin just dodge and taunt "ON COME" and after this, montel energy was spent and gave up. he felling to his knees and beggined to cry "I will never beating lord oprey..." and montel look up and see he counterpart crying and doing same thing and then he realised what he must do. "I..." montel gulped "I..." Montel taking everything in his being to muster up the words.. "I..do..." and finally he blurted it out... "I DO WELL... " and with tears in he eyes and choked up on he words and the last part speaking almost in a whisper "Thank Oprah..." And Montel continue to cry liek beetch. All of sudden montel find himself in the room he was in before and LKK sitting peacefully at other side smoking cigar with a clock ticking in the background. LKK takes a deep puff of his cigar and then stares at montel who have he hands covering he face while head in lap and began to say "You see Montel... you have to know and be one with yourself, to be able to tell me about yourself. You've shown that you kept to your convictions and made the same decision and had the self control to maintain a diplomatic fascade." Explained LKK. "But...why? How will this help me be a better fighter?.." ask montel as he dry he eyes. "Where do you think your power comes from, Montel? You think it's a coincidence that talk show hosts got these stands. I hope you realize that it's not only talk show hosts. It's everyone who has to put up a diplomatic fascade and live by it day by day. However, only the ones who win the most admiration and are the ones that fool everyone with their lies. Have you ever asked yourself why you have your power? Why you're stronger than your more sucessful friends Jerry and Maury? Your humility that night on Oprah's show won the hearts of millions as well as your hustling winning the spirit of fat people and broke people alike; the most abundant of people. Oprah is strong for obvious reasons, she has such a following that believe her lies. The sooner you can embrace this, the sooner you can overcome her evil. And yes, before you ask, many politicians have stands but keep it in secret. And now that this has been revealed to you, you are finally ready to learn the utlimate technique that should be used as a last resort against oprah."

And so Montel followed LKK for his training and how to abuse this new knowledge and it took him about a week of intense work and interviewing techniques. All the while his friends were living life in the lamp of e -lux BBQ luxury and having orgies with asian chicks eating cornicopias of beef jerky and other assorted gas station items without a care in the world and have a total disregard for the imminent danger. After Montel was done training and done being isolated form his friends, he returns to them jacked as hell and as a sign of being trained under his new master, LKK, Was now wearing a flashy wallstreet suit with red suspenders. "I'm ready." said Montel to everyone as his earings were so still because of srs face they were ice cubes like cheap diamond earrings and that where we get the term ice meaning diamonds.

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Montel williams, now complete in his training in an unsatisfying montage but informative, nonetheless. Montel claims he is ready with this new found knowledge and seems to be much stronger. Will it be enough to defeat the Evil lord oprah? What could possibly be the new technique that he learned? At what cost will montel use it? How much more useless will his fat friends be? We'll see as things wrap up NEXT TIME ON MONTEL's BIZZARE ADVENTURE