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Edward's Point of View

"I am so fucked" Jasper groaned throwing himself onto an empty armchair.

I could already hazard a guess as to why this was without even asking and I'm certain her name starts with M….

"Maria has changed her mind about the whole Vegas trip; she thinks it's a bad idea" Jasper huffed angrily before I had a chance to respond.

Emmett re-entered the room with a bulk bag of Cheetos in his hands, "All I heard was the she devil's name so I'm guessing it's bad news" he commented shoving a handfuls of the cheesy snack into his mouth.

"Pretty bad" I nodded looking to Jasper to explain once more.

"She's decided I'm not allowed to go to Vegas with you guys" Jasper fumed.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Emmett growled, "Who the fuck does she think she is? Your Mom?"

"What's her reasoning?" I demanded. There was no way in hell I was going to let Jasper listen to her and miss out on his own bachelor party.

"According to her you guys are a bad influence and she's concerned that you'll both use the time I'm away from her to convince me to not marry her."

"What the fuck!" I yelled at the same time Emmett boomed "Damn right we will."

"Since when have I been a 'bad influence' on you?" I questioned flexing my fingers in apostrophes.

"Well not you really, more Emmett" he placated me causing Emmett to guffaw loudly.

"You better not bow out now man" Emmett warned, "Or I swear she'll pay for making you miss your bachelor party, I'll make a scene at the wedding."

I glanced at Jasper awaiting his response, I didn't doubt Emmett's threat for a second and I knew Jasper didn't either.

"Oh I'm still going" Jasper replied a wide grin spreading across his face, "Fuck it, I'll deal with the fall out after the weekend."