The Chapter name says it all! The Minish Cap is here! Fear all pancakes!
Spyromaster64
Chapter 10 - The Flippish Cap
"I can't wait!" Theo said excitedly. "I've never played The Minish Cap before!"
"It was brilliant. For a Game Boy Advance game, I mean," Adam sighed. "I wonder which one of us will have to wear Ezlo."
"Ooh, pick me, pick me!!" Joe yelled in a childish way.
"Believe me, he's really annoying. You'll hate it." Joe suddenly fell silent. "Chronicler, how long till we leave?"
"Zero hours, zero minutes and zero seconds!" the Chronicler trilled before the three boys were warped away to god knows where.
A long, long time ago…
When the world was on the verge of being swallowed by shadow…
The tiny Picori appeared from the sky, bringing the hero of men a sword and a golden light.
With wisdom and courage, the hero drove out the darkness.
When peace had been restored, the people enshrined that blade with care.
The camera turned back on at a place that looked like a farm. It floated over to view a girl with horrifyingly large breasts and sweet, golden hair walking down a path towards this… farm place thingy. She was wearing a dress that had so much pink on it, no-one could look at it without losing their sanity.
She walked into a the house, where an old geezer in green was hitting a sword with a hammer, grumbling something along the lines of 'I hate turnips. I hate turnips'.
"Good morning, Master Smith."
"Goodness me! Princess Zelda!" The old man stared eagerly at her breasts. "Did you sneak out of the castle all alone? Without Spirit Tracks Link to distract the guards…? How the hell was that possible?!" Zelda ignored him slightly.
"Oh, I just drugged them all. Where's Link?" she asked, sounding more interested now. "I was wondering if he and I would like to go to the Annual Hyrule Event of Nothingness together…" Master Smith was still staring at her female parts. He hadn't looked up since.
"I was up late raping him last night-- uh, I mean, he was helping me. Yeah. LIIIIINK!!"
The camera now showed Minish Cap Link, but without his hat.
"Yawn." He actually said the word 'yawn'. Then suddenly, for absolutely no reason, he inflated rapidly and exploded. Now in his place were Adam, Joe and Theo, all wearing their respective Link costumes. Theo and Joe had hats, meanwhile Adam did not have one.
"Damn it!!" he yelled.
"Might as well go downstairs," Theo sighed.
When the three friends reached the bottom of the stairs, however, everything was seriously different from earlier.
It was an endoscope level from the new Trauma Team game on Wii. A map of the digestive system had appeared, and an endoscope the size of a mega bazooka was poking out from a hole in the ceiling. This meant that Adam, Joe and Theo were in someone's stomach.
"Aww, shit!!" Adam kicked a stomach wall, causing the patient to lose many vitals and getting whoever was playing it very angry. The first thing Joe noticed was how much this person's stomach looked like outer space. It looked like a scene from Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, or at least something similar.
"… that is too strange for comfort," Theo pointed out, as a train thundered along the bottom of the stomach towards them, hitting walls on sharp turns as it went. The patient was now dangerously low on vitals, causing the player to panic, and make them start pulling out other 'surgery' tools, such as rubber ducks and condoms.
"Who are you?" Theo asked as the train came to a halt before them. A midget dressed in a green tunic and hair that wasn't even blonde, it was yellow, jumped out of the locomotive. He was followed by a fat, female ghost who was wielding a non-existent shotgun and wearing a sign used in marathons that said, 'I AM LARA CROFT!!'.
"My name's Link," the midget greeted, holding out his hand. Adam took it and shook it.
"My name's Adam," he replied. "And this is Joe and Theo." Joe walked up to shake the fat ghost's hand, but she stared at it as if it was an alien device.
"… what do you want, you strange little boy?" she murmured.
"She's Princess Zelda!" Link trilled happily.
"… that's a good thing?" Theo muttered under his breath.
"Yup!" Link had somehow heard him.
"… what a retard…"
"Can you take us back to Hyrule?" Adam asked, ignoring his companion's last statement.
"Yeah, but it'll cost you ten rupees." Adam gave him the one cent. "Great! All aboard!" Adam stared. He had honestly not expected that to work a second time. Link noticed his expression. "What are you looking at? … is my skid mark showing through…?"
"Oh, erm, nothing," Adam said quickly, as they all jumped aboard the train.
"CHOO CHOO!!" Link screamed wildly as they set off. The sound waves caused the patient's vitals to fall to zero, resulting in their death. The screen said 'failure', and the player was just on the verge of losing their mental vitals.
After a crazy train ride involving dead Moinks and Hylians wearing condoms, Adam got his coin back somehow and the three friends departed from the station in Hyrule Town and went over to a strange woman with a Cucco pen.
"Hi," said Theo.
"Bonjour," the woman replied glumly. "My Cuccos have run away…"
"Why?" Adam asked.
"Well, I was going to roast them for Christmas Dinner… but why did they run?! Did they not want to be eaten, like most Cuccos?!"
"Actually, Cuccos run on instinct. … and commit murder on instinct. But that's besides the point, what do you want us to do about it?" The woman's eyes turned a ghastly red.
"EAT THEM!!"
"… I'm… I'm sorry…?!" Adam spluttered.
"I SAID, EAT THEM!!"
"W-wha…?!"
"Well, go on, then! Get a shuffle on!" She shooed the trio away to the center of the town.
"What a weird old lady," Theo commented. "Do you think she really meant 'eat them'?" Joe nodded.
"She did seem quite certain."
"Better go do it, then," Adam sighed. Theo and Joe shot him looks of utter horror. Adam was confused for a moment, but then realised why they were like this. "Ugh, sick-minded lunatics!!" he yelled. "I didn't mean that!!" The two sighed with a lot of relief.
It was a couple of hours before they could find the first Cucco. When they did, it was Theo's turn to eat it.
"Here goes…" His mouth turned huge as he ate it in one go. "Hey, not ba--" He was suddenly cut short as he exploded, blood and guts flying everywhere. The Cucco was making normal Cucco noises and looking around as normal. Adam and Joe stared in horror as they realised how impossibly painful this task was going to be.
"Here!!" Adam yelled as he quickly threw up the last Cucco before exploding in a torrent of blood and other… things.
"Thanks, here's your reward!" The woman gave 20 rupees to Joe, the only person left alive.
"Erm, cheers," Joe thanked her. "Uh, let's see, green is one, blue is five, red is… heeeeey, twenty rupees?! You've got to be fucking kidding m--" Joe never finished his sentence. The woman had suddenly turned into a Tae Kwon Do pro and was using mad ninja skillz on Joe.
The black-haired boy backed away, clutching his heavily-damaged balls in extreme pain.
"YOU GET MY INVESTMENT FOR YOUR INVENTION NEVAH!!" she yelled quickly before she turned even crazier.
"Okay, I'm voting for the 'Never-Go-Back-To-That-Fucking-Bitch-Ever-Again Party,'" Adam confirmed, ticking a box on a polling card.
"Agreed," Joe and Theo chimed in unison, doing the same. They threw the cards into the polling station as they walked past.
After a while, Adam stopped.
"Y'know, maybe I should've voted for the Monster Raving Loony Party…"
"Let's just get a move on, already!" Theo muttered, he and Joe dragging Adam up to Hyrule Castle.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" shouted King Darius Mother Fucker Whatever His Name Is Hyrule. He couldn't bear the agony. The cold, stone eyes of his beloved daughter were still so full of life… he just couldn't let that disappear, at least.
"Your Majesty!" He whirled around to see three travellers in tunics before him, two of which were bowing, the other in the sky blue tunic staring at Zelda's breasts.
"KNEEL!!" Adam hissed, louder than last time, before stabbing a sharp knife into Joe's already-mauled nuts, causing him to fall to the ground completely. Adam and Theo stood up.
"King Darius Mother Fucker Whatever His Name Is Hyrule (fear him or be impaled on a stick, uggy uggy uggy, ugh ugh ugh)," Theo announced. "We have come to fuck your dau-- uh, I mean, we have come to save your daughter! … from virginity!" King Darius Mother Fucker Whatever His Name Is Hyrule smiled before morphing into Ezlo in his Cursed Form.
"DAMNIT!!" Adam screamed as King Ezlo Dick Shit I Like Cheese Loads Termina leapt upon his head.
"Hey! Listen! Hey! Watch out! Blue!" he yelled, sounding horribly like Navi.
"… does this mean that we have to go and grab four elements to fuse into a sword now?" Joe groaned, standing up. Adam sighed.
"Yes, it does," he muttered before Ezlo grabbed his hair in his beak, and pulled it hard. "SHIT!!" Adam hit Ezlo with the back of his fist, knocking him unconscious. The sound of a child laughing came.
"That won't do you any good. Hee hee." It was Skull Kid's voice; strange, seeing as they had already left Majora's Mask.
After falling through a random black hole in the ground, Adam, Joe and Theo found themselves in a painfully small room. A thing wearing the remains of the first boss, Odolwa, from Majora's Mask, was standing in the middle of the room.
"… you found me. Um… I want more masks…" the thing said. Adam threw the one cent at it.
"He he… you're nice…" Adam slapped his forehead. "Um… can I ask a question? The friends you have… what are… they like?"
"But we're right here!" Theo said, confused.
"… can I have my 'mask' back, now?" The thing handed the coin over.
"He he… you're nice…" it repeated.
"THERE YOU ARE!!" yelled a voice. Glitchquil dropped down from the ceiling in an Indiana Jones costume.
"Glitchquil!" Joe gasped, over-exaggerating slightly. Glitchquil turned.
"Oh, hi." He turned back to the thing with Odolwa's head. "I'LL GET YOU!!" He got out his whip and struck the thing.
"He he… you're nice…" Glitchquil stared.
"What? … never mind, anyway, YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"
"Sorry to interrupt," Adam apologised, "But what are you doing here?"
"You see that… thing?" Glitchquil pointed at it, finding it difficult to frame the correct word. "It's not meant to exist. It's actually a secret mafia experiment which was contained in Area 51. It was originally a clone of Simon Cowell, but then some fatal epidemic broke loose and fucked it up, quite badly." He indicated to the thing, which was now performing an Irish Tap Dance on top of one of the boxes in the room whilst singing the Teletubbies theme tune. "So, I highly recommend we grab the bastard and get him back to Area 51 as soon as possible." He had barely spoken all the words before the group heard a crash nearby.
"… what was that?" Joe asked cautiously. Glitchquil bared his teeth.
"Damn it! I thought I'd lost that thing…" A giant boulder dropped from the ceiling and crushed the… thing. Glitchquil's eyes widened. "Oh, bugger!" He grabbed the hand of the thing from under the boulder and pulled it out, before stuffing the thing into a plastic bag somehow. He then shoved that into a ridiculously tiny box and put that box into another box, like Russian dolls. Then, he finally put it into his rucksack.
By now, the boulder had already started rolling their way.
"Shit!!" Adam yelled. "Run!!" The four of them found themselves in a big room which resembled Woodfall Temple, with several rotating logs and a giant chasm. At both ends of each log, there was a Deku Flower.
Adam removed a Deku Scrub mask from his inventory and was about to place it onto his face, when Glitchquil grabbed his hand and lowered it, without looking away from the only route out.
"Quickly!!" he yelled as he formed a bridge of glitch energy.
"Yaaaaay!" Theo sang happily as he ran across it. The moment he set his first foot on it, it was turned into a whole legion of horribly-ordered pixels. "GAHH!!"
"No, you retard!! That's not for running on!!" Joe shouted.
"I think I've pretty much found that out," Theo gulped as he pulled his leg out of the energy. … well, it wasn't even a leg anymore. In fact, no-one knew what the hell it was.
"Can we just get a move on?" Adam muttered. "I think Ezlo's woken up." The cap on his head had indeed awoken and yelling the 5 most annoying phrases in the universe, much louder than normal.
"HEY!! LISTEN!! BLUE!! LOOK!! HEY!! BLUE!! WATCH OUT!! BLUE!! LISTEN!! HEY!! LOOK!! LISTEN!! BLUE!!" Everyone cringed from the noise. Even the boulder, which was dangerously near the group, had stopped for a moment to protect it's non-existent ears from the noise.
"Now's our chance!" Glitchquil yelped, leaping across the hole canyon in one jump.
"How the bloody mother fuck on the earth below did you manage to do that?!" Theo screamed. His leg (if it was a leg, anyway) was still in very bad shape. Quite literally.
"Cheats," Glitchquil replied. "Hey, this is a cracked version of the game. You'll be fine." Adam gulped as he ran and jumped. Joe followed, and Theo hobbled. He didn't actually need to jump; he just walked on midair. But, so did the boulder. … uh, at least, it rolled on midair.
"I think we can take a quick breather…" Glitchquil panted. The other three had collapsed.
"What the fuck do you mean 'quick' breather?!" Adam spluttered. "We've just ran 4, 600 bloody miles!! From a dungeon on Termina's badly constipated moon to Hyrule Castle Town!! We deserve 932 marathon medals for that!! And what do these locals sit around doing? Selling vegetables, talking about Picori and raping kids!!"
"SHUT UP!!" Glitchquil roared. "I'M THE ANTAGONIST, REMEMBER?!" Adam, Joe and Theo couldn't care less; they were tired enough as it was.
(Un)fortunately for them, a travelling monk with a purple garment, a staff and some hole embedded in the palm of one of his hands came along. He saw Glitchquil and rubbed his hands together excitedly. He strolled over.
"Beautiful girl, will you bear my child?" Adam's face darkened.
"Not… you… again…"
"Who's that?" Theo asked.
"It's that perverted retard monk from InuYasha," Joe muttered. "I have no idea why the fuck he's here in Hyrule."
"I like cheese!" the monk squealed. "Cheesy cheesy cheese!" Everyone stared at him for a brief moment.
"Anyway," Glitchquil sighed, "I'm a male."
"I'm multi-sexual (I forgot the word)!" the monk warbled. "I want to fuck you! And you!" He pointed at Adam, who looked just as dumbstruck as everyone else. "And everyone! In fact, I want to fuck the world!" He did a dodgy action every time he said 'fuck'.
"Sorry, but the administrator is unavailable." Joe said in a male phone operator's voice. "If you would like to die by self-destruction, press 1. If you would like to die from a heart attack, press 2. If you would like to drown, press 3. If you would like to suck a poisonous dick, press 4. If you would like to watch the Johnny Condom thingie, press 5." The monk got his fully-formed hand out flat and press every button at once on the phone that had randomly appeared.
Joe and Glitchquil grinned evilly before the monk was transported away. In his place was some fat guy with a hat.
"Praise be to--" he began as a jingle bells sound came from nowhere. The instrument I mean, not the music.
"Yeah, whatever, can you just tell us what we have to do next?" Adam muttered. "It's like one of those times when I get to a good bit, have to turn off, have no time to go back on for like, a month, and when I get back on I have no idea what I was supposed to do. And if it's Animal Crossing, then I go totally insane because I've missed loads of events."
"Praise be to--" was the guy's only attempted reply, but he was cut short again.
"If you have a Japanese name, I'm going to kill you," Adam said darkly. "I'm not being racist, but Japanese names are… so… hard… to remember…" His left eye twitched slightly. "Anyway, continue."
"Praise--"
"Can you please stop saying that?!" Theo yelled.
"I don't think we're supposed to be in InuYasha until later," Adam commented, kicking a rock, which was sent flying into a random house's window, ultimately causing it to smash. Several shards dropped below into the bodies of some ReDeads, which admittedly weren't supposed to be there anyway.
"At least Mikoru's gone," Joe murmured.
"You mean the monk dude?"
"Praise be to--" the guy said impatiently.
"WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BUDDHA THING?!" Theo screamed.
"… you know what, I quit," the guy muttered sulkily. "Bad pay, bad job, bad spectators… I hate my life. I am the weakest link. Goodbye." He took out a swiss army knife (a strange thing for a religious person to be carrying, especially one that lives in feudal Japan) and promptly plunged the blade into his heart.
As the body fell limp, the four travellers stared at it.
"What should we do with the body?" asked Joe.
"Think like Snake," Glitchquil murmured, kicking randomly-appearing leaves over the body, like in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
After convincing a horrifyingly horny girl that they did not want her milk (let's just say that it didn't come from the cows), Adam, Joe, Theo and Glitchquil came to a strange stump on the east side of Hyrule Town. It was supposed to be an overturned jar, but having Glitchquil around seemed to change things significantly, seeing as the stump was blue, red and green, complete with yellow and purple spots and grey stripes. It was slightly too shiny for comfort.
By now, King Ezlo Dick Shit I Like Cheese Loads Termina had come to his non-existent senses.
"HEY!! LISTEN!! HEY!! WATCH OUT!! BLUE!!" Adam was dangerously close to getting a restraining order against the freaky thing that was the green hat/bird/thing on his head.
"Maybe we can use this for…" Theo pondered for a moment, "… something."
"Okay. Let's use it for something." Adam hopped up onto the stump with the others. "Ezlo?" Ezlo turned his head and began to sing, to everyone's epic misfortune, the Teletubbies theme song. Even worse, he was singing it horribly out of tune, not to mention earth-shatteringly loud.
Adam felt his head explode as he and his companions were shrunk down to Minish size.
"Yaaaaay!!" Joe trilled. "Now we can go and kill microscopic things!!" He began to laugh evilly as he stabbed microbes, parasites and other strange, slightly disturbing-looking things with his sword.
"That's not going to help us get four elements," Adam sighed. Glitchquil grinned.
"No, but we do have cheats and glitches on our side…"
"… which we can't control."
"We can! Well, at least, I can. Go back to normal size for some sleep, or something."
"But we've only just got here," Theo protested, confused. Glitchquil's eyes opened, the irises a deep, blood red. "… okay," he whimpered as they were returned to their normal size, warped away and Ezlo temporarily banished to the dark realms, where insane Teletubby demons that had totally black eyes (iris, pupils, whites, the whole bloody thing) and were the size of Godzilla roamed. King Ezlo Dick Shit I Like Cheese Loads Termina did not stand a hope in hell's chance. But then again, who didn't?
"I'm bored of Hyrule," Adam sighed from his bed in his house. He had to share the building with Joe, Theo and Glitchquil. "I hope InuYasha comes soon."
"Spyromaser64 told me that we've got plenty in between now and InuYasha," Glitchquil informed him. "Pokémon, The Legend of Spyro, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lara Croft Tomb Raider, Spectrobes… I could honestly go on for longer than mental health hazard limits will permit me."
"… shit," was Adam's only reply.
"Got more Hyrule and retarded girls trying to sell their own breast milk, tomorrow." Theo exhaled smoothly, relaxing in his soft, comfortable bed.
"… and more King Ezlo Dick Shit I Like Cheese Loads Termina. God help you, Ad--" Joe began.
"Don't even go there. Spyromaster64 will probably make something out of it that will cause trouble, or something like that," Glitchquil warned. Sure enough, angry mobs were already forming at an extraordinarily rapid pace outside of Adam's home.
"… huh?" Joe looked around. "Where am I?" Something caught his eye on a table in the middle of the room."
"OMG CAKE PIE ICE CREAM" screamed Joe, flailing his arms about wildly. His eyes had gone red, and were pointing in totally separate directions. He ran over to it.
"Don't even think about it!! That cake is MINE!!" yelled a voice as some teenager in a horrifyingly huge and loose red garment hopped down from a tree. He had silver hair and dog ears.
Any Zelda fan would've recognised this room as the Water Temple room in which the player battled Dark Link in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"My ass it's yours!!" Joe shrieked as he drew his lightsaber (WTF?!). InuYasha, instead of drawing his sword like any normal person would do, instead put on a highly constipated face. There was a pop sound as he placed his hand behind his backside. When his hand came back into view again, it was holding a lightsaber.
"RED LIGHTSABER!!" he screamed, activating it. Joe did the same; his was green.
After a violent battle, Joe was at the boy's throat.
"Joe…" he wheezed. "That cake… is your father…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Joe threw his head back, screaming this word without any breaths for god knows how long.
Joe sat up straight.
"… okay … that… was strange…" he commented slowly.
The following morning, King Ezlo Dick Shit I Like Cheese Loads Termina was, rather unfortunately, brought back from the dark realms. It seemed the evil Teletubby demons had taken their toll on the worn-out old hat. Alas, this did not stop him from annoying everyone with his ridiculously loud voice.
"HEY!! LISTEN!! HE--" Adam, Joe and Theo, quite fed up with the bastard, picked up Ezlo from Adam's head and the three of them tossed him off into the void beneath them.
"Thank god he's gone," Joe gasped. He had barely finished before Ezlo shot down from the void above. He landed back on Adam's head again, still yelling highly irritating phrases non-stop.
"… so… that thing from Chapter 2 that hit me in the head…" Adam began slowly, pulling out the one cent. "… was this piece of metal shit?!" Glitchquil nodded.
"Don't ask me why, but don't forget that this is the Game Engine. Random things do happen here, especially since that robot blew up and I glitched up Joe with the power of ultimate nut-hammohn-rusaring." Adam eyed the Pokémon maliciously, then realised something.
"Oh, yeah! I was going to do this ages ago, but I forgot." He pulled out a Pokédex.
"Cyndaquil, the HUTSUGI Pokémon. It likes to piss on cheese and trifles with Mirokus and chips. It will crap in your pants if you try to eat it. They swarm in Route Eldest and wreak havoc by shooting the pie with a nee-naw-nee-naw-whoo-whoo-whoo. If you get too close to it, it will fuck you without hesitation. They travel in groups of glitchyglitchyglitchy ten billion gazillion bajillion and must eat cheese every ten seconds or they will be licensed by Mary Muck Fuck."
For a few moments, everyone stared at the Pokédex.
"Once I've figured out what the hell that thing's just said… is all of that true?" Theo asked. Glitchquil shook his head.
"No, except for the 'fuck without hesitation' part." Adam, Joe and Theo immediately began scrambling over each other to get as far away as possible. They left the area through the west exit and found themselves coming back in again, but this time through the east exit.
"Argh, damn you, Pacman!!" Joe cursed.
"Pikachu, the motherfuck Pokémon," the Pokédex read aloud. "It is a dildo and it will wank you if you try to piss on it's tail. The only way to survive is to fuck it!!" Everyone paused again.
"Maybe we should just get rid of the bloody thing," Glitchquil suggested. Adam was about to toss it over the edge of the platform as hard as physically possible when Theo intervened.
"Hey, uh, wouldn't it just come back again?"
"… good point. I guess we're stuck with it, for now," Joe muttered. Adam whimpered sadly as he was forced to put the Pokédex back, unscathed.
"I wanna maul it…" he sighed, slightly upset. Joe whacked him round the head and shook him by the shoulders.
"PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!" he screamed, still violently shaking Adam. "IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MANHOOD!!" Adam stopped staring nervously for just long enough to say,
"How would I lose my manhood?"
"I DON'T KNOW, DAMMIT!!" Joe continued to scream. "JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE THE POKÉDEX ALONE!!"
"Joe, the bastard Pokémon. His mother is--"
"Okay, let's kill it."
One fatal 'accident' later involving a horny Pokédex, a sledgehammer and an out-of-control midget from outer space (don't ask), Adam, Joe and Theo found themselves packing their own bags, and, reluctantly, Glitchquil's.
"Look lively, lads!" Glitchquil cheered. "Off to Hyrule again!"
"And you're saying I should give a flying fuck about it?" Theo muttered menacingly through clenched teeth. He had just finished zipping up the 238th briefcase. Glitchquil frowned.
"Come on, you're not even anywhere near a 2089th of the way through, yet!" The three boys groaned. Adam picked himself up from the middle of several huge piles of baggage.
"How the heck do you plan on carting all of this crap around?!" he yelled.
"Shut up!" Glitchquil hissed. Adam, Joe and Theo wailed for the next ten minutes, fed up of having to pack infinity bags. Glitchquil rolled his eyes. "Good god…"
So… that's Chapter 10.
Why 10 Chapters and only 17 reviews? :(
I've noticed the only story I had that actually earned a decent amount of reviews was my fanfic, 'Spyro: even more Truth or Dare', which was taken down by the Fanfiction admin. (sigh) AND it was the longest Spyro Truth or Dare on Fanfiction.
Anyway, I'm aiming on making future chapters slightly longer.
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I apologise for my slow updating. School is making my life… uh, how to frame the words… hmm… screw it, fucking awful. So, I have very little time to update. But I'll try my best anyway.
I'm getting hyper for the summer break, because it means I can go totally insane on this fanfic and spend more time on it, getting it updated for you guys more.
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The last chapter only got… (sighs) one review.
I'm boring you now. I know it. Everyone hates long author notes. People would use their evil freaky psychic powers on them, if they could. So, I'll try to finish up quickly.
If you're wondering about the sudden rise of InuYasha in this story… well, it's kinda my new favorite game. And TV series. I played InuYasha: Secret of the Divine Jewel and I've been hooked on it ever since.
So, uh, I'll start working on Chapter 11 and all.
See you.
Spyromaster64