Rules 161-5 from WolfsbaneX. Yeah, that few. I hit a second wind here, which was great!

Disclaimer: Don't own Power Rangers. Don't own Buffy, Terminator, Star Trekkin' Across the Universe, Star Trek for that matter, Godzilla or any other Japanese show, Star Wars, or Doctor Who.

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"Julia?" Nicholson called through the door. "Julia Radcliffe? It's Nicholson, Yvonne sent me with a message?" There was a thump and a muffled yelp.

"Come in," she called, though her voice was muffled. Shrugging, Nicholson opened the door, and was greeted by the sight of Julia's legs poking out from under her bed. Scrambling backwards, the blonde climbed out and turned towards him, re-ponytailing her tangled blonde hair.

"Um, mind if I ask what you were doing?" Nicholson asked.

"Looking for something," Julia panted. "What's Yvonne want?" Nicholson held up a wad of papers, and Julia groaned. "She told me the Rules were stashed in here! I've been looking for half an hour for it!"

"What did you do?" Nicholson asked, dropping into a chair. Julia looked a bit sheepish.

"Put eggs in her shoes. Hard boiled," she added, as Nicholson winced. "I didn't want to ruin her shoes or anything." He stared.

"Hard—never mind. Here," he passed the Rules to Julia. "Can I stay?"

"Sure. Just tell me if I slur—I speed up when I get excited," Julia said, sitting down on the bed.

"181. I will not ask Xander why he didn't just stake Necrolai.

182. I will not give sugar to Dustin or Chip.

183. Asking Mack to mimic the Terminator is a bad idea.

184. I will not refer to Ranger adventures by their episode title.

185. There is no Ranger karaoke night, and no, this is not something that should be fixed.

-Especially by inviting Theo and not telling him what it is.

186. If for some reason Ziggy speaks in a New Zealander accent, I will not drop to the floor looking for his American one.

-Nor will I do this to anyone else.

187. The Lost Galaxy team is not 'Star Trekkin' Across the Universe'.

-Neither is the 'In Space' team.

188. Trakeena is not a Borg. I should not insist that she is.

189. If I am told not to touch something, I will put my hands in my pockets and step away from said object.

-If I do not have any pockets, I will put my hands behind my back.

190. I will not put a recorder in the Dragonzord's PA system and make it broadcast 'Go Go Godzilla' during a zord battle.

-Or any other music.

191. I will not try to convince the rangers that they are just actors in a knockoff of a much-beloved Japanese children's show.

192. I will not ask Billy to build me a lightsaber.

-Nor will I ask any other technological genius.

-Nor will I request one for someone else.

193. I will never again try to set up a blind date between Daggeron and an amphibian.

194. I can't TP any Zord.

-Nor can I Ding-Dong Dash any Ranger or Villain Base.

-Especially not the secret ones.

-Not even with real Ding-Dongs.

195. Even if I somehow figure out how to tap into the Rangers' communicator watches, I will not try to prank-call them.

196. I can't go tell Udonna what happened to Bowen. Either I'll be messing with the timeline or giving her information she already knows, which is a waste of time.

197. I can't set myself up as a Villamax-like tutor for any villainous progeny.

-Especially if I charge money/promises not to attack a specific place/hugs/whatever else my twisted little mind can come up with.

198. I will not try to prove that Alex was actually dead and resurrected by the Time Force Rangers' messing around in the past.

-Nor that he is a Time Lord who intentionally looks like Wes, and channeled the regenerative energy caused by Ransik's attack elsewhere, thus only changing his hair color.

199. I can't start listing off all the events the Time Force Rangers changed in the past.

-Especially if I make them up as I go along.

-And they are catastrophic.

-Or result in that Ranger's hero never being born.

200. I will not go back in time to convince Kimberly not to break up with Tommy.

-Or to steal The Letter.

-Or kidnap Kat.

-What's done is done, and I will have to content myself with the fact that Dr. O appears to be unattached when he's a Dino Ranger."