Why hello! I'm quite happy to see you have arrived for.......MY 2nd SPECIAL
OF GOKU, DON'T! I'm so excited! First, I must thank all my reviewers, even
those who first reviewed, for spending some time to read my story, and some
other time to review it. Thanks! Anyway, for this special, I've decided to
do Kibito and the Supreme Kai. To the untrained eye, they are just side
characters. But to my eye, they are professional LOSERS! Heheheheheheheh!
Enjoy this issue, and I OWN NOTHING!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Ahhhhhhhhh, the Supreme Kai, and his awesome sidekick, Kibito! They have no plot to destroy the world, no vendetta against anyone, and they're not especially kind and gentle like good old Veggie. So why did Funimation put them in? TO ENTERTAIN US, THAT'S WHY!
Kibito first: He is what I call, OLD! I was watching the international channel on Sunday to check out the Japanese version of Dragonball Z, as they are showing a part of the Buu saga that I haven't seen, the part where Goku goes SSJ3 (nothing compared to his top SSJ1 billion ½). Now, you may say I have no life. That's true enough. But, Kibito tried picking up the 'Zet' sword, some mystical sword which A TOTAL MORON DECIDED TO STICK RIGHT INTO A HRD ROCK. I know why Kibito couldn't pick up that sword, and Gohan could. Because KIBITO BROKE HIS HIP!
Yes, Kibito is way too old. Either he got a facial from an escaped prisoner from an asylum, or he is just PLAIN OUT OLD. Yeah, I'm SURE he is as strong as Perfect Cell. Man, my grandpa could give him some trouble! Kibito would break his back and lose feeling through out his entire upper body if he even TRIED to fight Chaotzu!
And Kibito just had to pick out the best dress IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. HE had a selection of every piece of clothing in the universe, and he picked that. WHAT KIND OF A BRAIN DOES HE HAVE? NOT ONLY IS HE OLD, HE IS LOSING HIS MIND, HIS SANITY, AND HIS INTELLIGENCE!
Now, to consider the Supreme Kai or as I like to call him, Sup-Kai. Of course, he is part of a heavy metal rock band that consists of several very strong midgets. Those earrings make it so obvious he goes to all those rock concerts, he is probably head guitarist of his own band, SUP KAI AND THE MIDGETS!
And the Supreme Kai also FAKES all that 'Majin Buu' stuff. You think Majin Buu is REAL? What's wrong with you? He just wanted to get a kick out of the Z fighters trying to fight a clay blob he made in 5 minutes at art class. I mean, all those inhuman screams the Saiyains use to go Super Saiyain, they were all tape recorded to put in Sup Kai's new album INHUMAN SCREAM!
So, the two of them together form BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI, PROTECTORS OF THE UNIVERSE FROM THE CLAY BLOB, MAJIN BUU! They are like super heroes. I'll give you an example of them saving a city from destruction from the evil Majin Buu!
***Juipafilahfj City, 9:00 A.M.***
"Oh no, it's the evil Majin Buu. Run for your lives! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Fear not, for BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI have arrived!" "Yes, they are finally hear. Hooray!" The crowd cheered wildly, as BROKEN HIP MAN, dressed in his usual crappy clothes, and SUP-KAI, with his heavy- metal rock band earrings, and his white hair dyed orange, purple, blue, and red, arrived at the scene.
"You will die, Majin Buu!" said BROKEN HIP MAN in a loud voice. "Take this!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" BROKEN HIP threw all of his broken bones at the deformed art project, but Majin Buu just deflected them with his Dabura cookie. He ripped of his arm, and threw it at BROKEN HIP!
"Oh no, I have broken my hip! The agony! Oh no, I think my back's going! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Never fear BROKEN HIP, as I will defeat this vile fiend! Take this piece of heavy metal I got from the rock band, it weighs 50 tons! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Majin Buu tried a Babidi Supreme Brownie Block, but in vain. The metal sliced the brownie in half, leaving the chocolate to ooze out.
"You killed Babidi, SUP-KAI! Take this!" Majin Buu melted himself into a ball, took 5 to let himself harden, and then threw himself at SUP KAI! But SUP-KAI was prepared! He got ready for his final move. With a great swing, he throw his heavy-metal guitar, which weighed at least 100 tons, at Majin Buu. The metal destroyed the monster. But not forever! Only for about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years!
"Until next time, Buu. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!" said SUP-KAI in an evil voice. He picked up BROKEN HIP MAN, and they flew back to their home planet, so BROKEN HIP could exercise his back by trying to lift the Zet sword.
*** Back to Goku, Don't! ***
You see? Kibito and the Supreme Kai are really super heroes. But wait! It's time for the interview with myself! YAY!
Einstein_006: Why hello Me. I see that my own therapy worked a lot better than Goku's. You are back to your old self, who though I hate, is much better than 'my-favorite-word is-dat', you.
Me: I'm glad to be back!
Einstein_006: Good, very good. Anyway, on with the first question. How old is the Supreme Kai?
Me: He is really 100 years old. His gender, the OLD PEOPLE race, age much faster than us humans. In fact, if a human were to age just to look like him, they would have to be like a bazillion years old.
Einstein_006: Great, you're answers have once again become dumb. Okay, how tall is the Supreme Kai?
Me: 400-½ akjglakjgajg's. And no comment.
Einstein_006: I'm glad to hear there's no comment, you're freaking me out. Okay, are BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI good as a team?
Me: Well, if you read the other part of this article, you would know. THEY ARE NOT! SUP-KAI just watched as BROKEN HIP MAN'S back went out. If I were him, I would've helped him up, and then threw him at Majin Buu to finish him off!
Einstein_006: You are very cruel. Please close with a statement.
Me: Kibito and the Supreme Kai seriously need a better day job than playing super hero all day. That's West Kai's job!
Einstein_006: Well, at least you have fully recovered, and are back to your regular, but insolent, state. Goodbye!
Me: Cya!
DID YOU LIKE IT? I liked it. A much longer issue than the rest, mainly because this is a special, and it's called that BECAUSE IT IS SPECIAL. Anyway, next time I'm going to do a villain, THEN Piccolo, then a villain, THEN Goten, then Pan, and I'll have to think about who I'll do after that. If you have any suggestions or requests, SAY IT IN A REVIEW! I DON'T POST MY E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR VARIOUS REASONS! Goodbye!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Ahhhhhhhhh, the Supreme Kai, and his awesome sidekick, Kibito! They have no plot to destroy the world, no vendetta against anyone, and they're not especially kind and gentle like good old Veggie. So why did Funimation put them in? TO ENTERTAIN US, THAT'S WHY!
Kibito first: He is what I call, OLD! I was watching the international channel on Sunday to check out the Japanese version of Dragonball Z, as they are showing a part of the Buu saga that I haven't seen, the part where Goku goes SSJ3 (nothing compared to his top SSJ1 billion ½). Now, you may say I have no life. That's true enough. But, Kibito tried picking up the 'Zet' sword, some mystical sword which A TOTAL MORON DECIDED TO STICK RIGHT INTO A HRD ROCK. I know why Kibito couldn't pick up that sword, and Gohan could. Because KIBITO BROKE HIS HIP!
Yes, Kibito is way too old. Either he got a facial from an escaped prisoner from an asylum, or he is just PLAIN OUT OLD. Yeah, I'm SURE he is as strong as Perfect Cell. Man, my grandpa could give him some trouble! Kibito would break his back and lose feeling through out his entire upper body if he even TRIED to fight Chaotzu!
And Kibito just had to pick out the best dress IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. HE had a selection of every piece of clothing in the universe, and he picked that. WHAT KIND OF A BRAIN DOES HE HAVE? NOT ONLY IS HE OLD, HE IS LOSING HIS MIND, HIS SANITY, AND HIS INTELLIGENCE!
Now, to consider the Supreme Kai or as I like to call him, Sup-Kai. Of course, he is part of a heavy metal rock band that consists of several very strong midgets. Those earrings make it so obvious he goes to all those rock concerts, he is probably head guitarist of his own band, SUP KAI AND THE MIDGETS!
And the Supreme Kai also FAKES all that 'Majin Buu' stuff. You think Majin Buu is REAL? What's wrong with you? He just wanted to get a kick out of the Z fighters trying to fight a clay blob he made in 5 minutes at art class. I mean, all those inhuman screams the Saiyains use to go Super Saiyain, they were all tape recorded to put in Sup Kai's new album INHUMAN SCREAM!
So, the two of them together form BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI, PROTECTORS OF THE UNIVERSE FROM THE CLAY BLOB, MAJIN BUU! They are like super heroes. I'll give you an example of them saving a city from destruction from the evil Majin Buu!
***Juipafilahfj City, 9:00 A.M.***
"Oh no, it's the evil Majin Buu. Run for your lives! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Fear not, for BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI have arrived!" "Yes, they are finally hear. Hooray!" The crowd cheered wildly, as BROKEN HIP MAN, dressed in his usual crappy clothes, and SUP-KAI, with his heavy- metal rock band earrings, and his white hair dyed orange, purple, blue, and red, arrived at the scene.
"You will die, Majin Buu!" said BROKEN HIP MAN in a loud voice. "Take this!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" BROKEN HIP threw all of his broken bones at the deformed art project, but Majin Buu just deflected them with his Dabura cookie. He ripped of his arm, and threw it at BROKEN HIP!
"Oh no, I have broken my hip! The agony! Oh no, I think my back's going! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Never fear BROKEN HIP, as I will defeat this vile fiend! Take this piece of heavy metal I got from the rock band, it weighs 50 tons! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Majin Buu tried a Babidi Supreme Brownie Block, but in vain. The metal sliced the brownie in half, leaving the chocolate to ooze out.
"You killed Babidi, SUP-KAI! Take this!" Majin Buu melted himself into a ball, took 5 to let himself harden, and then threw himself at SUP KAI! But SUP-KAI was prepared! He got ready for his final move. With a great swing, he throw his heavy-metal guitar, which weighed at least 100 tons, at Majin Buu. The metal destroyed the monster. But not forever! Only for about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years!
"Until next time, Buu. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!" said SUP-KAI in an evil voice. He picked up BROKEN HIP MAN, and they flew back to their home planet, so BROKEN HIP could exercise his back by trying to lift the Zet sword.
*** Back to Goku, Don't! ***
You see? Kibito and the Supreme Kai are really super heroes. But wait! It's time for the interview with myself! YAY!
Einstein_006: Why hello Me. I see that my own therapy worked a lot better than Goku's. You are back to your old self, who though I hate, is much better than 'my-favorite-word is-dat', you.
Me: I'm glad to be back!
Einstein_006: Good, very good. Anyway, on with the first question. How old is the Supreme Kai?
Me: He is really 100 years old. His gender, the OLD PEOPLE race, age much faster than us humans. In fact, if a human were to age just to look like him, they would have to be like a bazillion years old.
Einstein_006: Great, you're answers have once again become dumb. Okay, how tall is the Supreme Kai?
Me: 400-½ akjglakjgajg's. And no comment.
Einstein_006: I'm glad to hear there's no comment, you're freaking me out. Okay, are BROKEN HIP MAN AND SUP-KAI good as a team?
Me: Well, if you read the other part of this article, you would know. THEY ARE NOT! SUP-KAI just watched as BROKEN HIP MAN'S back went out. If I were him, I would've helped him up, and then threw him at Majin Buu to finish him off!
Einstein_006: You are very cruel. Please close with a statement.
Me: Kibito and the Supreme Kai seriously need a better day job than playing super hero all day. That's West Kai's job!
Einstein_006: Well, at least you have fully recovered, and are back to your regular, but insolent, state. Goodbye!
Me: Cya!
DID YOU LIKE IT? I liked it. A much longer issue than the rest, mainly because this is a special, and it's called that BECAUSE IT IS SPECIAL. Anyway, next time I'm going to do a villain, THEN Piccolo, then a villain, THEN Goten, then Pan, and I'll have to think about who I'll do after that. If you have any suggestions or requests, SAY IT IN A REVIEW! I DON'T POST MY E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR VARIOUS REASONS! Goodbye!