SoC is sitting in a chair, tied up, and unable to move. "I. HATE. YOU. ALL."
Sofiya is sitting on the couch. "Well, you would of excaped somehow. We had to."
"Yea, so suck it up, you big baby." Mark says.
"Anyway..." Nino goes on, "Today, we are going to go to the final Pegasus Knight of FE7, Farina. We..." Nino trails off, and looks like she is choking.
"Whats wrong?" Sofiya asks.
"I know." Mark says. "SoC! Release!"
SoC glares at Mark, but does so.
"Gaah... Anyway, we will be covering how SoC effected her life. Ready, Sofiya?" Nino asks.
"Yep!" Sofiya says, then summons Farina.
When Farina appears, Nino takes over the introduction, seeing as SoC hadn't said a word. "Greetings, Farina. Welecome to Strange Interviews. During this segment, we are discussing how SoC effected your life."
Farina looks wide eyed, then her gaze shifts to SoC. "You."
"Yep, its me. How ya doing?" SoC asks, shifting in his seat.
"Don't give me that. Who the hell do you think you are! Dragging us back here after everything you did!" Farina yells.
"It wasn't my idea..." SoC says, then glares at Nino.
"Oh, I sense some hostility brewing!" Sofiya says.
"So tell me, Farina, how did SoC effect you?" Mark asks.
"This ingrate came around one day when I was little and grabbed me and..." Farina trailed off.
"What? Did he touch you in bad places?" Mark asks. "Its ok, you can tell us."
"What! NO!" Farina says. "He went and took me and my sisters out for Ice Cream! Then gave me some money and went on his marry way! I became addicted to money!"
"Good lord man, what the hell do you think I am!" SoC yells at Mark.
"Well... I mean... I..." Mark trails off.
"For get it. Hey Farina, can you untie me?" SoC asks.
"Sure, for a price." Farina says.
"Fine. I have some money in my pocket. Reach in and get it." SoC instructs.
"WHAT!" Both Mark and Farina yell.
"SoC! You can't get out of this time..." Mark starts.
"Ok, I'll do it." Farina says, then reaches into SoC's shirt pocket, and pulls out some money. Then Farina unties SoC.
"Thanks... and now..."
SoC sends Farina away, then slowly turns back to the girls and Mark. "You know, this is going to hurt me almost as much as it will you."
"I seriously doubt that, SoC." Mark says.
SoC Turns into a Fire Dragon and burns Mark.
"Um... I'm sorry?" Nino says, then tries to run.
"I think not." SoC says, then ties her in the chair SoC was in. "You'll be like that for awhile, so get comfortable."
"And as for you..." SoC turns to Sofiya, who at this point is shaking in a corner. "Revenge will be oh so sweet. But I think I'll be putting both you AND Nino though that."
Suddenly, magic circles appear underneath both Sofiya and Nino, and they dissapear.
Meanwhile, Mark starts to sizzle nicely with the heat. SoC transforms back into his Dark Druid self and starts poking Marks burns, getting many a scream.
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Canas' Tropical island
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Canas is sitting at a news desk, trying to look professional. "Greetings from the Strange Interview crew... Wait, where are the rest of my lines!"
Canas looks around, then realizes there are none. "Well, it looks like SoC has nothing to say on this subject... maybe because he couldn't write one up. Being tied up does that, I suppose."
"Anyway, I suppose this is the end of this story line... and also, I doubt Nino or Sofiya will be back for awhile, so... its going to be back to Mark and SoC. Old school strange interviews."
"And with that, SoC says, later. Have fun, and relax. Summer break is almost over for some of us, if not for all of you."
"Oh, and, SoC doesn't own Fire Emblem. He doesn't. And he doesn't care if you think he does."