They walked into school, holding each others hand's tightly. Kagome leaned onto his shoulder, it was better then a pillow to her. Things had turned out so perfeclty, it was almost to good to be true.
"WHAT!? Already? Awe, come on, man!!" Kouga groaned/shouted, shocked by the sight. Inuyasha's eye's shot open with irritation. "kagome, how could you get with that....that...MUTT!?"
"Lay off Koga, can't you mind your own business?!" Inuyasha snapped.
"What is this, are you trying to get back at me cause I stole your girl, now your stealing mine?! Is this some revenge thing with you?!"
"Okay, first, you never stole Kikyo from me, she never chose you! Second, Kagome was never yours to begin with!"
"Kagome is mine, I don't care what you say! Come on, Kagome." Kouga grabbed her shoulder, only to see her faces hidden behind her bangs, and her mouth baring her teeth in a grimace of fury. "Kagome?"
"OKAY, GET THIS, JERK! ONE, I DON'T DATE GUYS LIKE YOU! THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, WHICH YOU JUST SHOWED YOU DON'T!!! YOU CAN'T OWN ME!!! INUYASHA DOESN'T EVEN FRIGGIN OWN ME!!!! I LIKE HIM, AND HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!! THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S MINE EITHER, OR VICE VERSA!!! EVEN IF I WERE TO DATE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE YOURS!!!! SO SHUT UP, BACK OFF, AND IF I EVER SEE YOU CALL INUYASHA A MUTT AGAIN, I SWEAR, THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR TAIL SO MUCH AS THE REST OF YOU!!!!" Kagome shouted in one big heap. She dragged Inuyasha to her locker to get her books, and so they could go to home room. Inuyasha looked at her face, which was now calm and composed.
"By the way," he whispered in her ear, "you are mine. I won't let anybody else have you."
Kagome got on her tip toes, then whispered back in his ear, "You can have me, but you can't own me. There's a difference. But, on you, the possesive-ness is very sexy." She then kissed him on the cheek, and he smiled like a big goof. They went into their first period class, and sat in their seats next to Miroku and Sango. Miroku was singing something.
"Football, football, tryouts this friday!" Miroku sang.
"Oh yah, I practically forgot." Inuyasha said in amusement.
"You play football?" Kagome asked, skeptically.
"Yah, we got into it sophmore year, and it was actually pretty fun. Besides, it's good for college resume's." Kagome nodded in understanding. She had never gone for the jock type, but she did see his point in it. Plus, she didn't know till now, so he didn't wear it on his sleeve. "You going to go out for cheer leading?"
"Ha ha, uh, no." Kagome said flatly.
"Awe come on, you could cheer us on." Inuyasha raised his eyebrows.
"Which brings my no to a hell no." Kagome laughed.
"Yah, guys, were just not the cheer leading type." Sango agreed.
"I bet it's not so much as that you won't, it's that you can't." Miroku teased.
"Give me a break, I could do back flips around those girls. I just hate those short skirts, and the all around peppiness of the thing."
"How bout a wager."
"I'm not betting whether or not I'd make it. That's stupid, and cheesy." Kagome said, while tapping his nose.
"I know, but since you mentioned it, I would really like to see you in that short skirt."
"Oh you would, would you?"
"Yah, so here's the challenge. There's this club down on Gangi Boulevard, and they have a Karaoke night every thursday. If you can get a bigger applause from the crowd then us, you win. But if we get the bigger applause, then you and Sango-"
"Excuse me? When did I become part of this?" Sango asked, wide eyed.
"-have to try out for cheerleading." Inuyasha finished, smirking darkly.
"And if we win, you do." Kagome said, smirking.
"Deal. We pick eachother's song's?"
"Sure. You and Miroku have to sing star strukk!" Kagome grinned.
"And you and Sango have to sing...Circus."
Kagome's face fell. "Excuse me?"
"By Brittany Spears." He smiled. Kagome just starred, then made a grab for him, Sango holding her back.
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"Aw, you say that, but I know you don't mean it." Inuyasha said, laid back in his chair.
"Grrrr.." Kagome said from her chair, when Kaede came in.
"HUSH!"
"Ugh! I do not wanna sing that hooker song!" Kagome groaned.
"It's not that bad, Kags. I actually like Britt's music." Sango said, walking. Kagome stopped, and starred at her then kept walking. "Why'd you stop?"
"I was breifly contemplating what was wrong with you, then I realized, I don't give a fuck." She said matter-o-factly. "So...I was also thinking, that if we do have to do a song like that, then we should try to work it like it should. I mean, I will not loose to those guys, so we might as well try to work the guys in the room, right?"
"Definatley."
"Hmm...you know, I just can't picture Inu singing that song. I can't wait to see him try!" She laughed. They were on their way to Sango's to practice, and Kagome was going to sleep there. They were going to do this thursday, and needed. alot of work.
"Inuyasha, I can't sing that song!" Miroku groaned.
"Why not? This stuff is all you." Inuyasha stayed flatly, looking over the lyrics.
"I'm not talking about the pervy lyrics, although I do believe that some parts are a bit too vulgar, but what I mean is my voice doesn't go like that! I am not wearing a skirt Inuyasha!" Miroku said, a bit pissed he was being dragged into this.
"Why not? Maybe Sango goes for role play. Didn't you say that was one of your fantasies?" He replied nonchalantly, taking a sip of his coffee.
Miroku's nose bled a little, but he recovered quickly. "Yah, but Sango was the one wearing this stuff!" He sat down and rubbed his temples with his index and middle fingers, and tried to relax. "Inuyasha, if we don't win this, we'll have to miss foot ball try outs." Inuyasha looked at him, shock coloring his face. "Idiot, did you just realize that? And this is the big year! Colleges are looking at us! How could you be so stupid!" Miroku shouted at him. Inuyasha looked at the floor, not knowing what to say.
"I guess . . . I just forgot" He said surprised. Miroku fell over anime style. His best friend . . . was an idiot.
"Ok, how are we going to get the majority of the club to vote for us!? Were going up against 2 girls. 2 drop dead sexy girls, singing a sexy song, and not to mention, fabulous singers! Do you realize the situation you have put us in!?" Miroku yelled.
"Um . . . now I do . . . " Inuyasha said, scratching the back of his head, a goofy grin on his voice. But then, Inuyasha's face went evil. It looked like the devil had possesed him, and Miroku got a bit scared when Inuyasha laughed maniacally (think of when Kagome undid the seal on him). He'd only seen him like this a couple of times, and whenever he had, somehow, Miroku always ended up in the hospital. "Your right, those girls are drop dead sexy . . . guys are going to love seeing them dance? How nice for us . . . and I think your a forgetting something Miroku . . . " he said, walking up to Miroku. He slipped his claw down Miroku's shirt's neck line. (A/N: OMFG , ULTRA MEGA SUPER AWESOME SEXY YOAI MOMENT OF DOOM! XD) "Were not too bad ourselves . . " he laughed, tearing away Mirkou's shirt.
Kagome swayed back and forth, letting the music move through her, and trying not to think about inuyasha. She hadn't seen him since they made the bet, worried he'd get some of their stuff out of her. You never could trust those golden pure, firing, soulful-
"Ack!" Kagome yelped, knocking into Sango. She had been so into her imagine inu eyes, she turned the wrong way.
"Kagome! What is wrong with you?" Sango yelled, rubbing her now sore bum.
"I don't know! God, I'm staying away from Inu so he won't get in my head, but with me not seeing him he IS getting in my head! I'm suffering Inu-withdrawal!" She whimpered, throughing her head in her hands. What was wrong with her? She was totally acting like a . . . a . . . A GIRL! It wasn't like her to be all gobbily guck over a boyfriend.
"Wow, Kagz, you gots it bad." Sango laughed.
"It's not funny! I-I can't believe this over massive bull! I come here to get away from my emotional shit back home, and what do I get? Emotional shit! Urgh! I can't stand it!" Kagome ranted.
"Then break up with him." Sango suggested flatly.
"What!?" Kagome screeched, getting up and staring at her.
"If this worries you, break up with him. If it scares you this much then maybe it's not worth it." She said, her face not showing any emotion.
"What!? Are you crazy!? Why would I run away when I like him this much? If anything, it's a good thing! It might actually work with this guy, really work, and I can't just walk away because I'm scared, why should I even worry about-" Kagome stopped in mid sentence when she realized her friend was now smirking."I hate you."
"Yah, but that doesn't matter, we have a dance to rehearse." Sango said, restarting the music. Kagome just smiled at her, glad that she had someone around to pull her to her senses.
Inuyasha looked all around the club, searching for the raven haired girl he liked so much. He hadn't seen her all week, and was in need of the warmth she gave him. Man, Kikyo couldn't even make him feel like this. Finally, he spotted her, with a high pony tail for once, and bolted for the girls. He missed his Kagome.
"Hey Inuyasha!" Sango waved. She could tell by his anxious expression it wasn't her he wanted to see.
"Hey Sango. Hi Kagome." He said, his gaze drifting over her. He was about to start drooling. Kagome was wearing a black tang top, with the words she devil written on it, and some jean shorts that were in the middle of being school appropriate and hooker appropriate. Yah, you guessed right, Sango forced her into it. (By forced, I mean, Knocked her out with drugs, then shoved her into it, and possibly put adhesive glue on so she couldn't get it off... I'm not quite sure, when I asked if she was joking she just laughed. T-T')
Sango was wearing a hot pink(I am truly scared of this person) tang top with little lacy things around the top part, and the same basic shorts as Kagomes, only Sangos were black cloth. Miroku caught up to Inuyasha, and almost fell over.
"Wow, you know, I think those outfits should be cheating." Miroku said, toying with one of Sangos straps.
"All's fair in love and war." Sango smirked.
Miroku leaned closer to her ear and whispered "And which one would this be?"
"War." She stated simply, her expression betraying the blush rising in her cheeks.
"Damn it, and I heard they had rooms in the back here!"
"You hentai" Sango said, slapping his hand way from her shirt.
"I'm gonna go sign us up. Me and Sango call going first!" Kagome shouted over the music.
"Fine. I'll come with you." Inuyasha said, catching up to her. He wrapped his arm around her, and just looked at her for a while. Miroku was right, those close were cheating. No way he was going to be able to focus with her dressed like this!
"So, you ready to bring your A game, dog boy?" Kagome said, smirking up at him.
"Only if your ready to take it, my miko." He said.
"Your miko?"
"I couldn't think of anything else." He shrugged, grinning. Kagome burst out laughing, and they were having such a good time just being with each other, that they almost passed the sign up for Karaoke.
After they signed up, and made there way back to their friends, Karaoke had started, and Kagome and Sango were up next.
"Good luck girls." Miroku said, a sly undertone adding a bit of hostility to his words.
"It's not gonna be about luck, honey." Sango grinned, then her and Kagome headed there way to the stage. When they got on stage, they went into sexy poses, Kagome bending down over to her toes, and Sango leaned against one of her legs, her own lying straight, and seemed to be stretching on forever. Inuyasha really hoped his plan was enough, but then again, the girls were only reinforcing their chances right now.
Kagome looked up and started sexing in her awesome voice.
There's only two types of people in the world The ones that entertain and the ones that observe Well baby, I'm a put-on-a-show kind of girl Don't like the backseat, gotta be first I'm a like the ringleader, I call the shots (Call the shots) I'm like a firecracker I make it hot When I put on a show I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage Better be ready, hope that you feel the same
As Kagome sang this part, she moved her hands down her arms, and along her body, as if enforcing her point. The Sango imediatley started singing with her. All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus
Sango alone sang the next part while Kagome danced. She walkd up to some guys and winked at them, and then smirked at their own guys waiting in the back.
There's only two types of guys out there Ones that can hang with me and ones that are scared So baby, I hope that you came prepared I run a tight ship so beware
Kagome got in the front with Sango and they were now both singing and dancing. I'm a like the ringleader, I call the shots (Call the shots) I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot When I put on a show I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break I'm like a performer, the dancefloor is my stage Better be ready, hope that you feel the same All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus
They both did some ultra heavy flexible moves, and Inuyasha started getting queazy. Half because he thought they might lose, and half because he wanted Kagome really really bad at that moment.
Let's go Let me see what you can do I'm runnin' this like-like-like a circus Yeah, like a what? Like-like-like a circus All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus
The girls finished and bowed, as many guys whistled at them, making Inuyasha growl with his protective and territorial instincts. But then he was reminded that these same male hormones would help him, and he quieted down.
"Ok! Guys, beat that!" Kagome jumped out at them. Inuyasha just winked at Miroku, as he made his way to the stage.
"Oh, you've figured out our plan! Damn it Inuyasha, their on to us!" Miroku shouted, with and expression of mock-horror. He then saluted the two laughing ladies and ran up onto the stage, as the music started.
Nice legs, Daisy Dukes,
Makes a man go (whistles),
That's the way they all come through like (whistles),
Low-cut, see-through shirts that make ya (whistles),
That's the way she come through like (whistles),
'Cause I just set them up,
Just set them up,
Just set them up to knock them down,
'Cause I just set them up,
Just set them up,
Just set them up to knock
Them down
The boys sang the song, but at that moment, ripped off their shirts exposing their lovely muscles (a/n: Damn it, I drooled on my computer! Inuyasha, this i ur fault for being so god damn sexy! Inu: No, its ur fault for being a perv)
I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out,
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronounce
How do I say I'm sorry 'cause the word is just never gonna come out,
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronounce
Tight jeans, double d's makin' me go (whistles),
All the people on the street know (whistles),
Iced out, lit-up make the kids go (whistles),
All the people on the street know (whistles),
'Cause I just set them up,
Just set them up,
Just set them up to knock them down,
'Cause I just set them up,
Just set them up,
Just set them up to knock,
Them down
Inuyasha and Miroku both started going around, dancing with some of the girls at the tables. Kagome was getting a bit nervous, but then counted, and relaxed. There were more boys then girls in the audience tonight. Little did she know, this would only increase her downfall.
I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out,
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronounce
How do I say I'm sorry 'cause the word is just never gonna come out,
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronounce
Push it baby, push it baby,
Out of control,
I got my gun cocked tight and I'm ready to blow,
Push it baby, push it baby,
Out of control,
This is the same old dance that you already know,
Push it baby, push it baby,
Out of control,
I got my gun cocked tight and I'm ready to blow,
Push it baby, push it baby,
Out of control,
This is the same old dance that you already know
I think I should know how to make love to something innocent without leaving my fingerprints out,
Now, L-o-v-e is just another word I never learned to pronounce
Inuyasha and Miroku finished the song, but didn't get off the stage. Instead Inuyasha got a smirk on his face. Sango felt a chill go up her spine, and Kagome gulped.
"Hello everybody! I am Inuyasha, this my friend Miroku, and as you can see, we are both shirtless." A lot of the girls, no, all of the girls besides Kagome and Sango cheered. "Now, why are we shirtless?"
"Cause your fucking sexy!" Some random girl with wolf ears and blue streaks in her brunette hair called, (yes, that would be meh!), which made Kagome growl.
"Um... no, but close." Miroku joined in, wagging his eye brows at.... me! "we are shirtless, because we are in a contest with the two lovely ladies who just performed."
"You see, whoever gets the most cheers wins. Now, how many guys would like to see them in cute cheer leader uniforms?" every singles guy in the place yelled. "Then, cheer for us. Okay, who likes our performance." The club was filled with noise, from both girls and boys, and Kagome and Sango thought they would be deaf for the rest of their lives. "And the girls?" There were a couple claps, but no one really hollered. Kagome collapsed to the floor. She was going to have to... to...
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango screamed at the top of her lungs.
Inuyasha and Miroku walked up to them, each grinning like big goof balls. Kagome jumped up and got in Inuyasha's face.
"You bloody cheaters!"
"Alls fair in love and war." Miroku laughed. Sango gave him the biggest death glare in all of death glares. He felt his chest caving in and his forehead burned.
"Well, this must be war, because I don't see any love coming your way." The two girls stomped away, and the guys knew they were in for it.
"were dead." Miroku whimpered.
"Yah, but they'll understand... later." Inuyasha patted him on the back. "Dude, lets go find our shirts."
"I think I saw some girls steal them."
"Damn it."
Mizu: *snuggles inuyasha shirt*
Inu: I should've known u stole it.
Mizu: Yes, yes u should have. Ok people, about last weeks contest.... you all fail. Epic fail! You get know cookies. Inu gets them now.
Inu: *goes in corner and eats cookies*
Mizu: 2 ppl reviewed, and for that, u get reward. Both of u in it, but only one is the star. The winner is: Southern Punk! Yay! and who also will be in it? Miko Hanyou! Yay! You guys rule, as the rest of u sent me to my emo corner, whish is why this thing is late. Screw u!
Kags: Your one shot will be up shortly after u answer the q's in the emails.
Mizu: Plz review and favorite plz. Or I kick ur ass! Yah, I am resorting to threats now. Oh, also the next chapter will be the last for THIS story. There will be a sequel, but I am going to take a bit of a break. And the next chapter may take a while, cuz I haven't even started it yet. Deal with it.
Inu: *through cookie mouth* U PMSing?
Mizu: STFU U stupid dog!