On Monday morning a rushed and ruffled Pansy ran into the great hall to try and grab some breakfast. Harry had sneaked her back to the castle using a secret passage and took her all the way to the dungeons. She was perplexed but had no time to ask him how did he know where the Slytherin house was. He stole one last passionate kiss and ran out of there. She went inside, running past a group of dumbfounded first-years to get to her room and change quickly into her uniform; then attempted a hasty charm to put her face and hair together and tried to start her day, but her head was in the clouds. When she sat at the Gryffindor table she smiled at her friends and started buttering a slice of toast, trying to look nonchalant. The others looked at her and tried to hold back giggles and snorts until finally the dam broke and they all laughed out loud. Pansy blushed crimson

"What?" she tried to sound angry but it was more like a puppy bark

Ginny looked at the staff table, then chose to lean across the table so McGonagall wouldn't hear her

"You might as well wear a sign that says I got fucked into the mattress by an Auror and all I got was this lame ponytail"

Pansy brought her hands to her head, mortified, but Hermione cast one of the beauty charms the Slytherin girl liked so much and her lopsided ponytail straightened up. Pansy thanked her and tried to keep her head high, but the others were not letting her be

"Chosen by the Chosen One"

"Slythered-in by the Boy Who Lived"

"I got Pottered and it felt so good"

Before she could come up with a retort an owl flew in and dropped a small pouch in her hands. The group all stared at her, expectantly. When she opened it there was a galleon inside. Pansy looked confused but Ginny and Hermione squealed excitedly. She looked at them, dumbfounded. Neville explained

"It has a Protean Charm on it. Take a look."

She looked at the golden coin. Instead of the usual Gringotts symbols, it read

"Think of me"

Then it warmed up and the letters change

"I'll think of you."

"Wow," said Draco, "I take it back. Potter is the one that got Pansyed. Badly."

Meanwhile, at the Auror headquarters of the Ministry in London, Harry was participating in a training exercise that was like a very dangerous version of dodgeball. The game was heated and hexes were flying from everywhere. Harry was always superb at this game, but today he got hit right in the chest by a bludger charm that was cast by his friend Ron Weasley, who was playing on the other team. He felt on the floor, gasping for air, two broken ribs. Ron ran towards him and before he needed to be told to he put a weightless charm on his friend and guided him to the infirmary. Everyone at the pitch looked surprised. Harry Potter would have never fallen for that.

After Harry was bandaged and given a small dose of Skele-grow potion to repair the ribs, he was leaning in the infirmary cot, taking deep breaths.

Ron sat next to him, concerned

"What was that, mate? You would have never fallen for that. Are you ok? You haven't been drinking, have you?"

Harry smiled

"No, I had a couple of drinks on Friday in Hogsmeade, but I was not alone, it was a date."

Ron perked up. He had gotten back together with Lavender Brown, which fit him well these days, and was a bit worried about his friend being alone.

"Really? And does that date have something to do with the fact that you got distracted enough to break two ribs?"

Harry smirked

"Maybe. It was a fucking great weekend"

Ron cocked his head like a confused dog

"Wait a minute. I thought you were going to Hogsmeade to meet with Ginny, Neville, Hermione, and your new best friend the Ferret," Ron said with mock in his voice.

Harry sat up a bit on the cot.

"Well, there is a new girl in that group. And she was very cute. And really fucking hot. Like, blow my mind hot."

Ron opened his eyes like saucers

"Who?"

Harry smirked

"Pansy. Pansy Parkinson."

Ron looked flabbergasted

"Pug face Parkinson? Seriously?"

Harry punched his arm very hard.

"She's not the nasty pug face girl anymore. She's a grown woman and she is looking stunning. Like a cover girl for Witch Weekly. And she was so sweet and sexy. She apologized sincerely and I just wanted to ravish her right there at the pub."

Ron could only blink. First the Ferret and now pug face Parkinson. Had those two imperioused his friends? He kept that thought to himself. He cleared his throat and said

"Well, give me the details"

Harry spent the rest of his recovery time at the infirmary giving Ron a play-by-play of his weekend. He was pumped up like a boy on Christmas morning. Strange as it sounded to Ron, Pansy Parkinson had his friend feeling thrilled. Harry looked happy. So the redhead decided to let it be. Harry was still talking about his new crush when he felt warmth in his pocket and pulled out the galleon

"I wish I was in your arms"

Harry closed his eyes and thought of the message to respond

"I miss your lips"

Ron shook his head and chuckled.

"Mate, you got it bad. I'm happy for you."

That night a group of Hogwarts friends was finishing their homework at the library. Pansy was starting to pack her schoolbag when she felt the warm galleon in her pocket. She blushed a bit and pulled it out.

"Hi beautiful"

She concentrated on the response she wanted to send and rubbed the coin

"Hello, handsome"

"What are you doing?"

"Finishing up at the library"

"Go to your room"

"Why?"

"I'm feeling naughty"

Pansy blushed darker and felt the heat pooling between her legs. She lifted her gaze and four pairs of eyes were staring at her, eyebrows lifted, smirks mocking her. She decided to not feed their behavior, so she lifted her nose, packed her bag and said

"I'll see you all at breakfast. Have a good night."

Then she walked away. Hermione watched her go, and since they were still at the library she had to muffle her laughter by leaning her head into her arms on the desk. The others stifled their laugh too. Hermione said it out loud

"They are having Protean sex"

Pansy ran until she got to the Slytherin dungeons. She got into her room, took off her uniform and got into the bed. She closed the curtains around her fourposter bed and put a silencing charm on it. Then she took off all of her undergarments and got under the covers. She realized that she had never dared to lay naked in her dorm bed. She didn't have a roommate right now but it still felt forbidden. And very, very exciting. She held the charmed galleon in her hand and thought the message she wanted to send

"Where are you?"

The galleon warmed up and answered

"In my bed. You?"

"In my bed. Naked"

"Naughty girl. I'm so hard"

"Stroke yourself"

"I am. Touch your nipples"

"They're hardened"

"Lick them"

"Made me hornier"

"Are you wet?"

"Very. Soaked"

"Fucking delicious. Taste it"

"Fingering. So good"

"Yes. Think of my cock"

"I want you so bad"

"Gonna fuck you so hard"

"Fingering faster"

"Gonna pound you until you scream"

"I'm coming"

"Fuck. Me too"