1Chapter 10

I have nothing to say… read now. RAWR!!

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Tanka was sitting in her room killing birds. She had set up a bucket of peanuts on the window sill and left the window open, and when a bird would land she'd throw a kunai at it. She was bored out of her mind.

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Meanwhile

Tsunade was panicking. She made a spoof she didn't realize that she only had thirty-one genin leaving her with one extra. So she needed to figure out what to do. Then Hinoko walked in. When she remembered what happened with Tanka she was an extra to so they sent her on a mission with a very high ranked jonin for a few years. Well it is odd how history repeats it's self. "Hinoko I have a mission for you"

"Wat ya got"

"Well I'll let you choose one of are new genin to train as your own"

"No"

"What why not"

"Not unless I can take my sister with me"

"Fine"

"Well then we have a deal"

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Hinoko was looking for her sister. When she got home she saw a large pile of dead and dieing birds, yep she's bored. "Oh psycho ass crazy sister of mine"

"Huh, what do ya want?"

"I gots ya an S rank mission for da both of us"

"Yay I'll be down," and Tanka jumped out the window, "now. So what's the catch?"

"Well Tsunade got drunk while she was doing the genin list. And she has one extra genin. And wall we have been recruited to train it, but, you get to pick which one"

"Okay you got a list"

"Here" Hinoko said handing her sister a list of the genin.

"Let's see. Eeny meeny miny mo oh that one has a cool name"

"Okay so Ayame it is"

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later

Tanka and Hinoko arrived at the address on the paper it was a small house in the not so good part of town. When they knocked on the door a girl of about fourteen or fifteen came out. Tanka looked down at the girl. "Hiya were looking for Ayame"

"I-I'm Ayame" the two of them were very frightening to a small girl like her. They were both over six feet tall and had actual fangs. Hinoko carried a sword as long as she was tall. And the mass of tails they had just made them a little scarier.

"Well lucky little genin Tsunade spoofed so… you get to come on a ridiculously long mission with the two of us"

"Tanka I think you scare her"

"I scare a lot of people"

"Well you have one day to get all your stuff and say good bye"

"Um…g-give me an m-minuet and I'll be ready" she said walking back in the house.

"Tanka you picked a dud she stutters more than Hinata before she started to go out with Naruto."

"Oops, sorry"

"Whatever it's your job to make her come out of her shell"

"Fine gawd" just as she said that Ayame walked out "so you got any one to say bye to"

"n-no"

"Okey dokey let's go. I got go get my katana out of the wall"

"How did it get stuck in the wall?"

"I got bored and shoved it through the wall and it kinda got stuck… and stabbed Shikamaru on the way through."

"Um…w-what are yo-your names?"

"I'm Hinoko and that's my dumb ass sister tankie"

"Hey only Gaara can call me that"

"Fine so let's go get your katana out of the wall"

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elsewhere

"Hinata you're going to have to tell him"

"B-b-but he'll kill you"

"Ha I laugh in the face of danger, besides your going to have to tell him eventually"

"But I don't want to"

"Look you need to face your fears and go right up to him and tell you father"

"Okay but not in till I tell the others"

"Good"

"You know I'm not afraid for me or you but there's," she said patting her belly.

"I know it will be okay I promise"

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Tanka, Hinoko, and Ayame were all trying to pull the katana out of the wall and it would not budge. So Tanka went into the other room to push the katana out of the wall, and was greeted with Temari throwing up…again. "God woman you need to get your self together."

"I'll be fine I only got another five months of this. Plus you had better be nice or I might just not help when you and Gaara go through this"

"Who says I ever will"

"You know that Gaara wants kids right"

"If he wants kids, why doesn't he just get himself pregnant," with that Tanka took a rather large hammer and knocked the blade back through the wall"

"You scare me"

"I know, oh and I'm throwing a going away party tonight."

"Fine by me how long will you be gone"

"A few months"

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at the party

Temari, Ino, Tenten, Naruto, Neji, Hinoko, and Kiba were all listing to Tanka introduce there new companion, "so now you all need to treat her like on of us, which by all accounts isn't that great anyway. Because well… she is too shy for me to train. So the first thing she will have to do is go out with Kiba as ordered by me" she turned to Kiba and whispered "look bitch you need to crack the shell open. I'm trusting you now if you have to be gentle. And for god's sake please don't drool. And only a little booze"

"Fine with me"

"Good boy"

Hinoko walked up to her sister, "you know Tsunade would have my head if she found out about this 'training' method you have"

"Yepper doodles"

"Making sure"

Kiba and his date left when Temari piped up "so how everyone else's life"

"Well I-I have an announcement to make"

"What you guys can't be pregnant to"

"Well Tanka that is our announcement"

"Good for you, well let's party"

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gaara was sitting in the house waiting for tanka to come back from a party that temari took her too. Tanka came busting in the door. She grabbed gaara and started to rip his pants off. Gaara was a little thrown off "tanka what are you doing"

"Shut up" she growled ripping off his shirt.

Gaara noticed her eyes turn bright gold, and her normally short fangs grow long. 'Well that can't be good. I think I should call some one to come save me"

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Temari and Tenten were sitting in the living room at Naruto's old apartment for some reason he hadn't gotten rid of the place yet. Temari was counting ceiling tiles when her phone rang, "hello"

"HELP"

"Gaara what's wrong"

"TANKA IS RAPING ME"

"What how is that possible"

"SAVE ME TANKA IS RAP–" The phone was cut off

"Well that can't be good"

"What?" Tenten asked

"Tanka's raping Gaara"

"Tee hee that's pretty funny. Should we go save him"

"NAH" both said and hinata came in with the ice cream.

"So what cha talking about"

"Nothing important just tanka raping gaara"

"Shoulden't you save him"

"I could

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