ABC's

by Nothing-but-PBandJ

Yes. Drabbles. The horrible, horrible drabbles. Each with a letter of the alphabet. Each about two of our favorite characters on Sherlock. Slash SherlockxJohn/ Rated for suggestive but nothing explicit.

10. J

J for Joke

"John, do you like this?"

Sherlock showed John a bottle of lotion. John arched an eyebrow.

"Well I-"

"Do you want it on your face?"

"What? No."

Sherlock produced an unwrapped lollipop.

"Put it in your mouth."

"No way. God knows where that thing's been!"

It was getting harder for Sherlock to contain his laughter.

Sherlock showed John his caged tarantula and took it out. John gasped.

"Sherlock!"

Sherlock held the spider.

"Do you want it inside?" he motioned towards the cage.

"Yes! God yes! Stop playing around and put it inside!"

Mrs. Hudson was just outside the door, listening in. John didn't know. Sherlock did.