Sunday a few days later
It was time for the training game again. Only this time it was Abby and Shenori vs. Pein, Konan, Kakuzu and Hindan.
They were all hiding. Waiting for the signal to start. Abby looked around. Trying to locate every one's positions. She sensed Konan far to the left and Kakuzu ahead of her. Shenori was behind her. She couldn't find Pein or Hindan
A huge Fire ball exploded in the sky off into the distance. The signal to start.
Abby jumped from her tree. Ready to attack Kakuzu.
A beam of light shot out of the sky right at Abby. Abby hovered in the beam of light. "WHAT THE FUCK" She screamed. "OK WHO'S DOING THIS"
Shenori, Konan, Kakuzu and Pein all jumped next to the light. They all were awed.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP ME!" Abby couldn't move her body.
"Leader-sama do you know what's going on?" Kakuzu asked Leader.
"WHAT THE FUCK!!" Just then Hindan jumped through the trees (not seeing the beam of light. Shame on you Hindan! Look before you leap! Hindan: Shut up) and also got stuck in the beam. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!"
Konan did the brave thing and turned her arm into paper and sent the paper into the light. The light acted like a vacuum and sucked the rest of her into the light.
"KONAN!" Leader yelled. Just then the beam of light suddenly expanded catching Shenori, Kakuzu and Leader. "Oh fuck"
Then a huge flying saucer came down out of the sky. The beam of light coming out of a hole at the bottom. Then the light got brighter and they started to float up towards the UFO. Then they felt like dough that was being rolled in to a thin line (what? I'm hungry and when I'm hungry my descriptions uses food).
Then they were gone.
Far away watching the whole thing. Itachi, Kisame, Deidara and Sasori were stunned. They watched as a beam of light shot down out of the sky and caught Abby. They watched as every body else were caught. They watched as a UFO came out of the sky and abducted them and watched as the UFO shot up into space. Their brains' were fried for a moment. After a few hours of standing there. Their brains started to work again.
"ALEINS!" They yelled running around in circles. This continued for another 2 hours.
"WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? LEADER-SAMA AND THE REST WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!" Kisame yelled
"WORRY ABOUT THEM? WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT OWR SELFS! WHAT IF THE ALEINS COME BACK FOR US?" Itachi had a point. (In his and everybody else's mind. Hey if my friends were abducted I'd worry more about my self than my friends!)
"WE MUST HIDE, UN!"
"FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOU!" Sasori was really freaked out.
Just then the UFO came out of the sky again right above them. Another beam of light and Konan, Hindan, Kakuzu, Pein, Abby and Shenori were standing right next to them.
"Come back soon!" Abby yelled while waving bye to the UFO. "Come back any time you need help! Hey guys what up?"
Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori stared at them. "WHAT THE HLL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS!"
"We were abducted by friendly aliens!" Abby cheered
"Yeah they were REALLY friendly."
Leader sighed. "it was awful at first. There were needles and sharp pointy objects ready to piece our bodies for their experiments when suddenly Abby started to talk to them. Some how she could understand their creepy language.
"Here's what happened" Abby started
FLASH BACK TIME
Abby, Konan and Pein were in a small room. Shenori, Hindan and Kakuzu were taken from the room 10 minuets ago.
Pein was really freaked out. Earlier they were in some room that had a lot of pointy objects in it. But Abby was probably the most freaked out.
"NUUU! THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO ET MY BRAIN!"
Two Aliens were watching them 5 feet away. They talked in their funny language.
"FDDDDFHKJJKKFFF?"
"FFFEEEDDDSSSKKLLDD" The other replied
"Excuse me but we aren't animals"
"FFFHDDSSLKKFFFJ??"
"Yeah! Dogs' look totally different. They walk on four legs and have fur all over their bodies."
"FFFHSDSLKLLF?"
"Cows are bigger than dogs and the females have utters that has milk in them."
"FFFJDSDHL"
"Birds can be really big or really small and have wings and feathers."
"Abby" leader looked at Abby "can you understand them?"
"Yeah of course. Can't you understand them?"
"No" Konan and Pein said together
"Excuse me" Abby looked at the Aliens "What did you do to our friends?
"FFFHDDSSSSKJLJF" The Alien looked at the other alien "FFFFDSSHLKJASDADDD??"
"FFFFDSFSFSDFKKJHJKKKDAA"
"LJFDFSFFFFFFHHLJDDDSA"
"FFFF"
"The white haired guy and the string guy are male. The dark skinned girl is a female and uh…..female humans only have milk after the give birth and until the child is old enough to not need mother's milk….." (Abby really didn't want to talk about these kinds of things.)
"FFFFDHSL"
"Really. Is there anything we can do for you? Cuz I'm really hungry right now and I want to go home."
"FFFHHSDDKLJLDFDSFSDFDDDDDJKLLLSSSAAALLDLDDFFFFFHHHFDDDDJKSDFFFFFHHFFFFDDSFFFFFKKJHHHD-"
"I don't need the whole story."
"FFF…..FFFHDFFFFDFDSFSDFKHK"
"I see……hmmmmm…well I don't know anything about repairing UFO engines but I'm sure that me and my friends could figure it out!"
"FFJDLSFSDFSDHFDHQQQQQQQ!"
"Awws you guys are so nice!"
"FFHHFDSFSLL"
"I'd love to see your planet but not right now."
"FFJKLJFFSSDDAAAA"
"Ok!"
The alien came over and unlocked their cell door. "FFDFSDKKYYYYYYYY"
"Ok!" Abby turned to look at Pein and Konan. "I told them that we'll help them repair their UFO engine. There taking The others to the engine room right now.
Later after a little walk they went into the engine room. In the room aliens were poking Hindan in the arms. Hindan looked like he was scared for life. Kakuzu was trying to make himself as small as possible and Shenori was too stunned to speak.
"Hin-hin! Shenori! Ka-zuy!" Abby ran over to hug them.
"Hello" Abby said to the other aliens
"FFFDSFSDFSLL" They said.
"Oh well I'm the only one among us that can understand you."
"FDFSDF?"
"Yep!"
"FDFSDFKLGDFSFDSSSYYY"
"I dunn know why either."
"FDFSSDSAAAQQQ"
"WE"RE HERE TO HELP!" Abby walked over next the engine. She kicked it and the engine roared to life.
"There!"
"!!DFSFSDFSFAFFFFF"
"You didn't try that?"
"FFFFFF"
"Well that's how I got my old radio to work"
"FFFHSDSSLJKDf"
"Ok! Hey guys there talking us home now."
The others just stood there.
End Flash back awwwws
"So that's what happened!" Abby gave them all hugs before running back to the base to go eat some food.
"You are to never mention this again" leader growled
No one needed to be told twice. They instantly forgot the whole thing and walked back the base for lunch.
O.o Abduction……..that reminds me. If you don't review you will get abducted by my alien friends. So review!