I dont own Twilight

Hehe, I got the idea from an icon I saw the other day. Here it is!! Enjoy!!


-mannlyman has entered the chatroom-

-moodyguy has entered the chatroom-

mannlyman: IM BORED.

Moodyguy: Me too Emmett. Me too.

Mannlyman: LETS DO SOMETHING!

Moodyguy: Like what?

Mannlyman: SERIOUSLY?

Moodyguy: Sorry Emmett. I forgot how... mentally handicapped you are. I'll think of something.

Mannlyman: APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

Moodyguy: I KNOW! How about we pull a prank on someone.

Mannlyman: OMC! THAT SOUNDS F-U-N!

Mannlyman: -SINGS- F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

Mannlyman: U IS FOR-

Moodyguy: EMMETT! Focus, dude.

Mannlyman: RIGGGHT.

Mannlyman: OMC! I HAVE THE BESTEST IDEA!

Moodyguy: Yes?

Mannlyman: IT'S SO UNBELIEVABLY PRANK-ISH, THAT ITS LIKE... WHOA!

Moodyguy: Yes?

Mannlyman: HOW ABOUT WE SIT AROUND IN THE SHAPE OF A PENTAGON AND SNIFF BELLA AND ALICES BRA!!111

moodyguy:...

moodyguy:...

moodyguy: I swear, something went wrong during your transformation.

Moodyguy: OMC! I HAVE THE BEST PLAN EVER!!

mannlyman: MY PLANS BETTER!

Moodyguy: Whatevs!

Moodyguy:ANYWAY, lets make Carlisle feel that he has fallen in love with Edward.

Mannlyman: I STILL THINK MY PLANS BETTER!

Moodyguy: WHATEVS!

Mannlyman: FINE! WILL FOLLOW YOUR STUPID PLAN! :P

Moodyguy: -sends some serious passionwaves to Edward and Carlisle-

-ilostmymeds has entered the chatroom-

-pillowbiter has entered the chatroom-

ilostmymeds: WHOA! Sudden wave!

Pillowbiter: You felt it too!

Ilostmymeds: Yeah. I feel... dizzy. Like I'm in love again.

Pillowbiter: Me too.

Moodyguy: -snicker-

Mannlyman: -SNICKER-

Pillowbiter: Carlisle, I think I'm...

ilostmymeds: In love with you?

Pillowbiter: Yeah.

Ilostmymeds: I love you too Edward.

Pillowbiter: BUT WAIT!? What about Bella and Esme.

Ilostmymeds: SCREW THEM!!

ilostmymeds: LETS BE GAYS!

Pillowbiter: YAY FOR GAY!!

moodyguy: -starts howling with laughter- LOL!

Mannlyman: OMC, LOL!!11

-stupidlamb has entered the chatroom-

-motherlyfigure has entered the chatroom-

stupidlamb: Hey guys!

Motherlyfigure: Sup?

Ilostmymeds: GAY!!

pillowbiter: I LOVE YOU CARLISLE!! ;)

moodyguy: OMC, LOL!! WHAT A GRAT IDEA!!

mannlyman: I STILL SAY MY IDEAS BETTER :p

motherlyfigure: Carlisle? Are you gay with Edward?

Ilostmymeds: HELL YEAH!!

stupidlamb: -GASP- EDWARD!! HOW COULD YOU??

motherlyfigure: YOU TOO CARL- wait a minute.

Stupidlamb: I have a feeling Jasper and Emmett are behind this.

Moodyguy: Uh oh.

Mannlyman: I KNOW NOTHING!!

Motherlyfigure: JASPER CULLEN!! YOU CUT THAT OUT IMMEDIATELY!!

moodyguy: NEVER!!

motherlyfigure: DONT MAKE ME HURT FLUFFY!!

moodyguy: NOOOOOOOOO!! ANYTHING BUT FLUFFY!! TAKE EMMETT INSTEAD!

stupidlamb: Fluffy? What's fluffy?

Motherlyfigure: Fluffy is his G.I Joe doll.

Moodyguy: FIRST OF ALL, HE"S A ACTION FIGURE, NOT A DOLL. SECOND OF ALL, TOUCH FLUFFY AND DIE.

Motherlyfigure: LIKE THIS? -takes fluffy and snaps head off-

moodyguy: -GASP-!! FFFLLLUUUFFFFFFYYY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Motherlyfigure: SHOULD I GO FOR HIS BODY?

Mannlyman: DONT GIVE IN TO HER!!

moodyguy: -grabs fluffy- -stops passionwaves-

ilostmymeds: -stops thinking naughty things about Edward-

pillowbiter: -stops thinking naughty things about Carlisle-

ilostmymeds: Well, that's a relief.

Pillowbiter: Jasper... you... better... run...

stupidlamb: OOOO! CATFIGHT!

Pillowbiter: -lunges after jasper-

moodyguy: -runs from edward-

mannlyman: RUN, JASPER, RUN!

Ilostmymeds: EDWARD! CUT THAT OUT! I WANT TO BE THE ONE TO KILL JASPER!! -runs after edward-

stupidlamb: Things are going to be awkward between Edward and Carlisle now.

Motherlyfigure: This is going to be funny

-Jasper flys on by with Edward chasing him and Carlisle chasing Edward-

mannlyman: I TOLD YOU MY IDEAS BETTER!

Moodyguy: SHUT UP EMMETT!!


A/N: Just for the heads up, I am not intending to insult anyone with this. Thanks

-Hayle