Yea I know I should be working on other fics, but I simply love writing this one! Anyway enjoy

Ranger: Technically Zack and Cloud are Guts cosplayers, and besides Guts is cooler than both of them put together

Like all the ideas given! But we'll have to see if I use them all

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Meat stared at the ticket Aang had given him in open shock. His mouth wide open and his eyes bulging out

'See Meat! W have a ticket to join now! You can't deny us now!' Aang stated

'H..how the…heck did you get this!? This ticket is given only to the strongest and the bravest! Not a dog, a baby, and a kid who's just been through Chemo therapy!' Meat spat

'Was that last bit….aimed at me?' Aang asked, scratching his bold head

'Alright fine! You guys can join the tournament, but take this advice! A lot of strange people are in this tournament too, so watch out for them! Well good luck' Meat said, before walking out of the hallway and into the stadium

'Hooray we can join! I haven't been this happy since me and Brian went to see Hannah Montana live!' Stewie reminisced

Cutaway gag…….

In Quahog Hannah Montana was performing a live show for thousands a Quahog citizens. Near the back Stewie was cheering madly while Brian looked bored

'YAY!! I LOVE YOU HANNAH MONTANA!! YOU'RE THE BEST!!' Stewie screamed like a fangirl

'Honestly Stewie! Why are you getting so worked up about her?!' Brian asked in disgust

'Well Brian I'm simply getting it all out my system! After all this may be the only chance I get, since she will inevitably ruin her career through drugs, alcohol and fifty kids!' Stewie explained

'….That….strangely makes sense!' Brian admitted

'Exactly! Now allow me to continue! I LOVE YOU HANNAH!! PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES!!'

End gag……

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Shortly after entering the tournament the gang was quickly thrown into their first fight, which was a large group of Heartless. The gang took out the Heartless with ease and advanced to the next round

The three won every match that was pitted against them, battling higher numbers od Heartless every time. Aang, Brian and Stewie fought valiantly and without fear

'Take this!' Aang roared, smashing down on a Heartless, making their fifth win in a row

The ring announcer then stepped into the ring, microphone in hand

'And the winner once again is the trio of Aang and his mighty Keyblade, Brian and his strong shield, and Stewie, who with his wand, proves even gays can be manly!!' The announcer declared through his microphone

Stewie then walked behind him and kicked him in then head! The announcer fell to the floor and Stewie proceeded to bash his skull

'Call me gay huh?! Just because I use a wand doesn't make me gay!! I'll show you manly you prick!' Stewie spat angrily, covering the ring with the announcers blood (apologies again Screamer, but this was too tempting)

'You guys have done pretty good! I'm impressed! But now you're in the semi finals, and this is where it gets tough!' Meat stated, helping the three

'Looks like you wimps have made it to the semi finals!' a voice said from behind the group

The three turned around, and literally started shaking as Guts, wielding his gigantic sword, was right behind them

'But now, you've got to beat me! And don't think I'll go easy just because you're kids!' Guts growled, lifting his huge sword with one hand

Brian was just as scared as Aang, but he noticed that while Stewie was shaking, it was from laughter. Brian gasped, knowing what he was laughing at

'Stewie! Whatever you do, do not say what I think you're gonna say!' Brian told the baby

'But…I have to!....It's….too tempting!' Stewie groaned, literally forcing himself not to say it

'Stewie if you say that he'll slice us to pieces!! I beg of you Stewie don't!' Brian begged

'I….can't…..hold it in…….HEY GUYS, DO YOU THINK HE'S COMPENSATING!!?'

5 minutes of severe beatings later……

Aang, Brian and Stewie lay lifeless on the ground after suffering ten minutes of severe beatings by a pissed of Guts

'Ow……I'll kill you for this Stewie' Brian murmured

'Say…what you want….but that beating….was totally worth it!' Stewie replied

'Guys! Damn it, I knew they couldn't handle this!' Meat cried, watching from the corner of the ring

Guts raised an eyebrow 'Why would Sunshine worry about weaklings like you? And what kind of a sword is that?' Guts pointed to the keyblade

THUD, THUD, THUD

The ground shook as some kind of creature got closer and closer to the ring. Guts casually around and saw the monster

It was a black dog with three heads, each growling and showing their huge white fangs

'Holy crap! That things huge!' Aang exclaimed. He then looked at Guts 'Run Guts! It's gonna eat you!

Guts stared annoyingly at the Cerberus for a moment, until he said

'Hey mutt, get out my fucking face'

Cerberus roared with anger, and lunged it's middle head at Guts, intending to eat him to bits

'I said…..FUCK OFF!!' Guts shouted

SLASH

In one slash of his huge sword, Guts sliced through Cerberus middle head, slicing it clean off. Cerberus howled in agony

'Hmm, guess Sunshine ordered it to kill us all! I knew I couldn't trust him! Oh well, I'll just go kill him now' Guts sighed, walking out of the ring, and leaving the trio to deal with Cerberus

'Wait?! Aren't you gonna finish this dog off?! He's gonna kill us!' Aang exclaimed. Guts turned to him

'Not my problem' before walking off again

'Oh…crap' Aang whispered, about to get eaten by the pissed off Cerberus. The Cerberus lunged his other two heads at them

WHAM

Cerberus flew back, after something hard smashed into him. Both faces were smashed up and bleeding

Aang looked to his left, and saw a man with a face similar to meats, wearing a bright blue wrestling suit, and strange symbol on his forehead stood triumphantly with a smirk

'Never fear, for Kid Muscle is here! Prince of Planet Muscle, and the toughest, smartest, and sexiest wrestler there has ever been!' Kid preached with a thumbs up

'Kid Muscle! I knew you'd eventually do something brave and amazing one day! My training you was not for nothing!' Meat cried with joy

'….You….make it sound like a big deal!' Kid said, slightly hurt. He then turned to the fallen Cerberus 'Well, after a punch like that, I doubt it's even alive anymore!'

Oh how wrong he was, as the Cerberus suddenly stood and ran up to Kid Muscles, even more pissed. It looked like the two were about to have an epic battle

But then Kid Muscles started to literally piss his pants…..

'SCREW THIS! I'M OUTTA HERE!!' Kid screamed, running right out of the stadium

'Kid, you can't just go and leave these guys flat on their faces! There's a little thing called honour!' Meat groaned

'THERE'S A BIG THING CALLED SURVIVAL!' Kid retorted, hiding under the wrestling ring

'Wow, a grown man pissing his pants! Pathetic' Stewie sighed. He then looked at Brian 'No offence Brian'

Aang, who somehow had the strength to stand up, grabbed his Keyblade and charged at Cerberus

'Looks like….I'm all that's left! TAKE THIS MUTT!!' Aang screamed, whacking the Cerberus first nose

The Cerberus made no movement at first, but after a minute, it fell to the ground. Dead

'I…I..I killed it with one hit?' Aang said, in shock

'Well, I guess having one head sliced off and being smashed into the air probably took most its stamina! But still, you three did good overall' Meat complemented, as he and Kid stepped into the ring

'Thanks, and before he pissed himself, Kid was kinda cool too!' Aang replied

'Thanks! Well the tournaments gone down the drain, so let's eat! Have this bowl of Beef and Rice you guys!' Kid cheered, taking out a bowl of Rice and Beef from his balkside

'Oh…thanks….I guess' Aang murmured, taking the bowl

Just as he touched it, the bowl lit up and floated in the air. Just like last time, a keyhole appeared around it

Aang repeated the motions, and fired the light of his keyblade at the Keyhole. It locked itself

And thus, the world was sealed…..

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After saying their farewells, the gang left the stadium and headed back. But on the way, they saw Guts standing by himself

'Guts!' Aang waved, running over to the swordsman

'Man you sure are funny! Acting like you didn't care about us and leaving us to die, while all the time you knew Kid Muscle was coming to save us! Am I right?' Aang asked happily

'Nope, I generally don't give a shit about you' Guts replied casually

'….W..Why? Why don't you care about others? And why did you help Sunshine?' Aang asked, hurt

'Kid, I ain't got time saving every weakling who needs help! If you're weak, then you might as well die, because only the strong survive in life' Guts stated firmly

'And I helped Sunshine, because he promised me imformation…..about the man who ruined my life, and betrayed me! Though since Sunshine betrayed me too, I'm gonna have to serve out his revenge first' Guts said, starting to walk off. He stopped however, and looked at Aang

'I'll give you this advice though kid, if you want to live, become stronger, because if you're not strong, then you're worthless'

'Thanks….I will' Aang nodded. Guts smiled, and then turned and walked off

'Well…..there goes the Cloud Strife rip off!' Stewie said, walking over to Aang

'Actually Stewie, the Berserk manga started in 1989, 8 years before Final Fantasy VII. So by that logic, Cloud and Zack are both rip offs of Guts' Brian explained

'Wow….now I know!'

'And knowing is half the battle!'

'G.I. JOE!!'

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Sunshine stood by himself, muttering and cursing

'Damn that Kid Muscle, and damn that Bald punk! I swear I'll kill them both!' Sunshine growled

'A bit late for that, don't you think?' Majors voice said, suddenly appearing behind Sunshine

'Wait Major! Give me another chance! I swear I'll beat them all next time!' Sunshine pleaded

'Hmm very well zhen, do till your heart content!' Major exclaimed, earning a sigh from Sunshine

'Although, he may not agree with you staying alive!' Major sniggered, before teleporting from the world

'He?' Sunshine repeated, confused

Sunshine suddenly felt a large hand on his shoulder. He turned, and saw a smiling Guts, he huge sword in his other hand

'Hi….'

I say this once I'll say this again! Guts is cooler than Cloud! He just owns him on every level! Anyway stay tuned