Conan: You know the teen crime-fighter, Kim Possible? She's been on the show a couple of times. Nice girl. Anyway, there's a show on the Disney Channel based on her life and adventures called "Kim Possible". After a successful run for three years, the show ended with a TV movie called "So The Drama" which finally showed how Kim Possible and her sidekick, Ron Stoppable paired up. When die-hard fans found out the show was going to end, they started a "Save Kim Possible" campaign to get the show back on the air. Long story short, thanks in part to their efforts, "Kim Possible" came back in February 2007 with all-new shows. Unfortunately, it's ending for good this September, so I thought we'd take some time to talk about it in a "'Kim Possible' Series Finale Small Talk Moment".
(Cut to segment title card written in "Kim Possible" font that says--)
Singers: "Kim Possible" Series Finale Small Talk Moment!
Conan: Yeah. So Max, I'm just curious, what do you think of the fourth season of "Kim Possible"?
Max: Oh, it's been great Conan. The first Season 4 episode, "Ill Suited" showed that it was possible, no pun intended, to continue the show with Kim and Ron as a romantic couple. It's been handled really well.
Conan: I know! This season has been great. So much has changed! K.P. got a new car and a brand new mission outfit. Ron is on the football team and got a new baby sister. Monique, Kim's best friend, got a promotion at Club Banana, Brick Flagg went to college, and Bonnie got a new boyfriend!
Max: Not to mention most of Kim's old foes are back, including Professor Dementor, Motor Ed, Monkey Fist, and fan favorites, Dr. Drakken and Shego! Plus there's a few new villains, like the alien warrior Warmonga and Team Go's nemesis, Electronique.
Conan: (laughs) It sure was great to see Shego back! (looks scared for a brief moment, then is cheery again) The episode "Stop Team Go" was a KiGo fan's dream! Luckily, I was able to see all the episodes so far. A few of them were preempted without warning.
Max: Yeah, thanks to the Disney Channel's haphazard scheduling of the show, it was hard to to find. But on the bright side, many fans will be looking forward to the upcoming marathon leading up to the two-part series finale, "Graduation". I can't wait! See, what happens is--
Conan: (holds up hand) Please, no spoilers, Max.
Max: (contrite) Sorry, Conan. Hicka-bicka-boo?
Conan: Hoo-shah!
(both laugh uproariously)
Max: (laughing) Wow, Conan, talking about the "Kim Possible" series finale sure is great!
Conan: (laughing with exaggerated fake enthusiasm) It sure is, Max!
(Cut to Max, stone-faced; after a moment cut to Conan, also stone-faced)
(Back to Max)
(Back to Conan)
(Cut to segment title card)
Singers: "Kim Possible" Series Finale Small Talk Moment!
(Cut back to Conan's desk)
Conan: Well, that was fun. (laughs) We'll be back in a moment with Nicole Sullivan, stick around.
(Max Weinberg and the Weinberg 7 play a jazzy version of "Call Me, Beep Me"; fade to commercial)
This is a rip-off-- er... homage to "Kim Possible" and Conan O'Brien's "Secrets" and "Small Talk Moments" comedy bits.
Disclaimer: "Celebrity Secrets" and "Small Talk Moments" belongs to "Late Night With Conan O'Brien" and NBC. Kim Possible belongs to Walt Disney Productions.