Prompt: ShikaSaku and Shakespeare
Word Count: 100
Shikamaru always associated himself with the background- being the director of the senior Shakespeare play was another proof of this. He did not like the spotlight – that was more for people like Ino and Sakura – but what he did like was bossing them around, especially because the opportunity rarely presented itself. Those two were like mother hens, always nagging.
"Sakura, you have to say it with more feeling," he said, bored. "You're flirting with him; I'm sure you know what that means?" He could see her eyebrow twitch.
"Come down here and I'll show you flirting!" she screeched.
Wait, what?