Chapter 10: Sai-Sai
To: Masashi Kishimoto
From: Sai
Explain my hang-up on penises? And more importantly, why am I always asking about Naruto's penis? Am I some sort of closet homosexual with a phallus fetish? Yeah, they're great, so what? I should know, I have one. Surely, Naruto has one as well; he doesn't resemble a chick, I think.
Oh you crack me up with my clothing! A belly shirt? Do I have an attractive navel, or something? You can't begin to imagine the stares I get. From both sexes!
"Look, there goes Sai, our neighborhood man-whore with the sexy as hell belly button."
Or maybe, you're just showing off my toned, washboard abs.
But I have to give credit where credit is due. Excellent job on my nicknames for people. But Ino…beautiful? Dude, whatever you're taking, I want some. Yeah, she's gorgeous but she's a bigger slut than I am.
Only charges 8.95,
Sai
P.S. I am a unholy kind of white. And I have a strange purplish tint to my skin; am I some sort of vampire?