Jutsu rant!
Deidara's mouths and clay jutsu are hidden, not kekkei genkai based. This probably means it is installed with some secret seals.
Hiraishin does not use any chakra! I am sick of people saying that Naruto does not have the chakra capacity to use this jutsu! Wtf it costs no chakra, that's why the Yondaime could Hiraishin all over the place, Rasengan'ing each victim in a second before moving on to the next one!
And the Shiki fuujin only has ten hand seals! Not a hundred and something!
Manga: Omg finally! Naruto has had the epiphany we all had for ages, he's not going to find Sasuke acting like a retard! And he is training his Sage mode further, just like Sasuke has been training his Mangekyo. It's not too late to salvage Naruto! Lmao Danzo's going down!
The Tsuchikage is a retard! Lmao no wonder they lost the war with him leading them, Gaara is smarter than him and he is sixteen! Though his bloodline finally shows us what the earth and wind elemental fusion bloodline is, Dust release. This kekkei genkai is almost like the Nidaime Hokage's secret jutsu, except with earth. Due to dust being everywhere, the Tsuchikage can create earth wherever he is, as shown with that giant cube of stone he launched at Sasuke.
The fourth Hokage does not act like Naruto! The Forth was a cool and calm genius of a shinobi and Rookie of the Year! Not like Naruto, who is like his mother! Also people, Danzo didn't have a problem with the Forth, only the Third! That's right people, the Forth's cold attitude as he massacred 1000 rock shinobi won Danzo over.
Manga (Bleach): Poonage has reached critical levels! Poonage has reached critical levels! I love Bleach because Ichigo is the man, not some tragic hero like Naruto, he is just the man! Ichigo's mask has gotten an upgrade, it also forms without him having to use his hand. He is going to shit on Yammi, he already downed him with one Getsuga Tenshou! And the two coolest captains in bleach have arrived! Finally, his power is the same as Aizen's! Final boss battle anyone?
Anyway, on with the story!
One and a half years later...
Hinata planted both her feet on the ground and stretched her sides; leaning to the left until her left hand touched the ground. She then lent to the opposite side until her right hand touched the floor. She needed to be flexible, she needed to be strong. 'I will be strong! For Naruto-kun I have trained with his jutsu! I will escape!' Queue flames in Hinata's eyes, similar to a certain green, spandex wearing ninja...
Whilst Hinata lent forwards and touched her toes with her fingertips, she reminisced on what Naruto-kun's letter had said. And what terrible truths it had revealed.
Flashback
Hinata was crying on her thin, hard mattress. The unforgiving surface was supported by four chains impaled into the stone wall. They didn't even need chakra seals for her. As useful as the Gentle Fist was, it most certainly could not break steel bars. 'Unless the prisoner used the Kaiten, and I can't!' Hinata continued sobbing uncontrollably until she fell asleep, still crying. She failed to notice Neji watching her from outside her cell, a look of pity on his face...
Hinata woke up with eyes red from crying. She rolled off her bed and onto the unforgiving stone floor. That was when she saw a letter, place just inside her cell. She crawled pathetically towards the letter, her eyes dry from crying so much. Her misery lasted until she read who the letter was addressed to... and who it was from. 'To Hinata, From Naruto,' was the only part of the address Hinata saw. Some small part of her mind realised that it was addressed to the Hyuuga compound. Naruto obviously would not have known she was in prison. 'And that he was about to die.' *Sniff*
With shaking hands, Hinata opened her letter and began to read.
Dear Hinata
Burn this letter after reading it. It must never be found!
Missing you hime. I'm sorry that I didn't notice you before; you can blame the villagers and my senseis for that (except Iruka-sensei). I never knew what love was and I'm hoping that Yakumo-chan will be able to show me. But I have noticed now. Hinata-hime, will you marry me in the future?
Crash!
Hinata fainted will a rosy red blush on her cheeks. Luckily for her, prisoners in the Konoha Strict Correctional Facility were allowed a measure of independence in their own cells. Otherwise some guards would have undoubtedly heard the crash and come to investigate. As it stood, they couldn't care less.
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Hinata woke up with a ringing in her ears and a fantasy in her head. 'I had this wonderful dream. Naruto-kun had asked me to marry him. *sigh* this is the fourth one this week.' It was at this moment that Hinata laid her pale eyes on the letter; still clutched to her breast. 'I-it w-wasn't a dr-eam? N-naruto-kun...'
It was at this moment that the entire prison heard the biggest fan girl squeal in its entire history. It echoed across hallways and throughout the prison, before travelling outside and into the fiery wilderness.
'Must be good news, lucky bitch,' were the thoughts of most as they cleared their ringing ears.
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If you are reading this letter then chances are I have already joined the Akatsuki and Yakumo-chan and I would like you to join too. As it stands we aren't even members yet, but I have a plan. I intend to make Yakumo-chan and I the Akatsuki's recruitment specialists. So if all goes well we'll be paying you a visit. But there's a problem. The Akatsuki only recruit criminals. The esteemed Village Council helped me and Yakumo-chan with this small detail due to their paranoia. We'll both have a reputation and a bounty because of their foolishness. But you're going to have to perform an actual crime to get in.
Why am I asking you to do this, right after I asked you to marry me? Why won't I come back to Konoha with you? The village council tried to have me assassinated, and I hope you know this. If not, I call cover-up.
Hinata smiled slightly. 'You have no idea Naruto-kun.'
Anyway, I have realised that Councils are the greatest threat to a Clan-head or Kage's authority. As such they need to be eliminated. The rest of the Hyuuga clan has to go too, or else change won't happen. Only Hanabi and Neji can be spared, because only they have the Will of Fire to lead the clan into a new age. Don't worry, I'll take care of all of it. You just train in the Village until you think you are A-ranked at least.
How will you accomplish this? Sealed at the bottom of this letter is a scroll containing my two favourite jutsu, the Kage Bunshin and the Rasengan. This is one of the reasons that you must burn this letter; you must destroy the scroll once you have it memorised. Inside the seal is also chakra paper to test your affinity, along with instructions on how to train each one. Try adding your elemental affinity to the Rasengan and your taijutsu. Since the Gentle Fist uses Chakra, what stops you from using elemental chakra?
Progress, Hinata; that's what the Council's have taken away from the Hyuuga clan and the village. And because of this, most of the Hyuuga have become as close-minded as them. Stop the cycle, Hinata; my love.
Love Naruto
End Flashback
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"Report, Deidara and Sasori," Pein's projection spoke authoritively.
"Hai, Leader-sama," They both responded.
"The girl has learnt everything I can teach her. The rest she must discover on her own. However, turning herself into a human puppet would have been most beneficial to her, but she still finds it necessary to get pregnant in the future. Unlike myself, her seed cannot be stored away - "
"Whoa Deidara no Dana! Too much unnecessary detail will corrupt my artistic mind...yeah! MY pupil is an artist after my own genius! MY seals allowed him to have his own mouths on his hands; like me, yeah! And he shows great artistic spark! Any weapon seems to be artistic to him, and he's been reading up from Sasori no Dana's notes on how to forge and make his own art, yeah! And he loves using my gifts too!"
"Enough. It was your job to oversee the first half of their training. I shall personally train Naruto from this day forward and Itachi shall train Yakumo in order to bring out her Genjutsu potential. He has already been informed of this and is on his way."
Both ninja's froze. Deidara started sweating and pulling at his shirt collar. Even Sasori was looking decisively uncomfortable. "Ah, Leader-sama, when will Itachi get here?"
"Half an hour. He was informed very well in advance and has already been spotted by Zetsu."
"M-maybe you should ask him to wait, Leader-sama."
"Explain."
It was Sasori that spoke and answered the big question.
"Our two apprentices have been separated without physical contact for eighteen months exactly. They are busy fornicating."
"..."
No comment was made after that.
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Lemon
"Oh Naruto-kun... what do you think of this outfit?" Yakumo's voice was husky, her eyes half lidded. She was scantily clothed in red ribbons that hid nothing. A single ribbon went horizontally across her breasts, barely covering her nipples but not fully covering her areola. In a year and a half Yakumo had done some nice filling out and her breasts were a firm B cup and unlikely to get bigger. That single ribbon went around her back before it was tied in a loop that went down between her cheeks. It went up again, barely covering her nether lips before moving back up between her breasts. It tied a knot between her breasts in a classic ribbon shape.
"Why don't you unwrap your present, Naruto-kun," Yakumo arched her back sexily, almost shoving the ribbon into Naruto's face. He grinned and took off his shirt, showing his tanned and slightly scarred body. The biggest scar obviously being close to his heart.
One and a half years of dodging explosive weapons had been good to Naruto's physique, as he was full of long muscle. With puberty still in its beginning stages, Naruto could look forward to bulking up soon.
The mouth on Naruto's left hand bit a part of the red ribbon and undid it. Naruto pulled it violently. Instead of giving her rope burn, the soft ribbon stimulated every bit of skin it touched. Yakumo moaned sexily before Naruto cut her off with a kiss.
The kiss turned steamy when Naruto's left hand grabbed the back of her head and pulled it closer, crushing her lips against his. His right hand was rubbing her nether lips with two fingers, her small pussy already beginning to leak virginal fluid. Yakumo suddenly broke their kiss and moaned. She could no longer keep her pleasure silent as the mouth of Naruto's right hand enveloped her entire pussy and was licking her inner pussy lips insatiably. Naruto's total dominance was really turning her on, as Naruto kissed her neck while his left hand affixed itself to her right breast and began biting down.
"Oh Naruto-kun! M-my breasts, they're so sensitive. I-I never thought of you using your other mouths like this... OH KAMI!" Naruto had affixed his real mouth to her left breast and bitten down; while his right hand's mouth began tongue fucking her pussy in earnest. Yakumo screamed out loud and came hard, her fluid being swallowed in earnest by the greedy mouth.
Any worries about Naruto finding her unattractive because of her relatively small breasts vanished with her orgasm. It took a while before she stopped seeing white, but when she finally recovered Yakumo grinned mischievously. Naruto's shaft hardened further when he saw that look, before Yakumo knelt down in front of Naruto, her hands reaching for his waistband.
"Oh Naruto-kun, I've made too much noise. I seem to have lost my voice and need to wet my throat with your dick." Yakumo blushed and hoped she said it right. This was her first time talking dirty.
Naruto looked down at her and replied in a tone that had so many hidden innuendos that Yakumo nearly came again. "Call me Sensei, Yakumo-chan." Before forming a cross-shaped hand sign...
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Hinata used her Byakugan to search the prison for guards and for any nearby life forms in general. When she knew she was in the clear, she began her jutsu. One she had forgotten about at the beginning of her sentence but was just perfect for escaping this prison. The Protection of the Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms. But Hinata knew she had to be quick, otherwise the ninja prison guards would sense her chakra and this would all be for naught.
Hinata's arms moves rapidly, needle-thin chakra blades formed and then disappeared a fraction of a second later. She quietly opened her cell door; all she had to do was slice the sealing paper in half 'unlocking' her door. Now, after a year and a half of training in her cell, she would show the world the result of her training!
She ran across the ceiling, Byakugan allowing her to avoid many prison warden alerted by the broken seal. Those that she couldn't avoid simply failed to look up. There was only a single was separating her from freedom off the island. It wouldn't last long. Hinata charged up a fully powered Rasengan, blue orb spinning in her right hand.
"Rasengan!"
BOOM!
The stone prison wall was blown to pieces.
Hinata didn't wait for the dust to settle, as her Byakugan saw right through it. She quickly accelerated through the hole, her speed doubling as she raced across the island towards the bridge. Hinata was desperate to cross before the bridge's exit was fortified with more men. She didn't want to kill anyone yet. Her lungs burned with the effort, but this was for her Naruto-kun! She would make it!
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The Raikage crossed his arms and frowned at his secretary. "What gives you the right to issue order without my permission? I am the RAIKAGE!"
"Sorry Raikage-sama. But I thought with such an opportunity..."
"We have a treaty to uphold woman! With Konoha affirming its alliance with Suna and Taki (Waterfall) and the old fart of a Tsuchikage still thinking I'm a child; we won't have any help! Need I remind you that the old fart's opinion of me came from my failed attempts at gaining the Byakugan?"
"B-but Raikage-sama, Tokasu, our spy, said that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity!"
The Raikage sighed and sat back down on his chair. "Damn it woman I know that! But what if they get caught? Or the prisoner defeats those four? We would have three villages after heads and every Hyuuga after us. Believe me woman; I've seen what happens when every, single, Hyuuga wants a person dead. And they get the order."
The Raikage mentally shivered. "Being the Yondaime Raikage, I should have actually being the Sandaime. However, a few decades ago the Nidaime Raikage attempted to steal the Byakugan for the first time. He and twenty of his elite Bolt ANBU ambushed a Hyuuga Hunter-nin. The Hunter-nin would have been fine, with his early warning from the Byakugan, until the Nidaime used his patented Rairō no Jutsu (Lightning Prison Technique) and captured the Hunter-nin. They were spotted though, by another Hyuuga. Long story short, just when they were in sight of the border they were run down by the entire Hyuuga clan. I was just a young Genin at the time happened to be on border patrol that day, my first C-rank mission. A single Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms shattered the Rairō. And the Nidaime was crushed between two Kaitens."
"Please Raikage-sama, forgive me for my insolence!" The secretary bowed down before him. The Raikage gestured, allowing her to rise.
"Its fine, you're just a civilian who wanted to please his Kage, despite the fact that you weren't knowledgeable about ninja politics. The strong to prey on the weak so I think it's not a complete failure. This Hyuuga girl is said to be an embarrassment, so I guess I shouldn't worry about the actual mission's success; only what comes after. After all, what can one Hyuuga Genin do against two Bolt members, a tracking Chunin and a Tokubetsu Jonin ninjutsu specialist?"
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Two kage bunshin were conjured into existence before they were enveloped in even more smoke. Two Naruko's appeared (name of female Naruto), this time with no smoke around their womanly bits. Yakumo's mind was in overload, as Inner Yakumo was inundated with new material.
'Hmmm... let's see how this plays out...' was Inner Yakumo's passing thought.
The two Naruko's grinned sultrily before pressing Yakumo's sides with their breasts. They nibbled on Yakumo's ears before groping her ass cheeks with their left hands. Their right hands began pinching and rolling Yakumo nipples between their index fingers and thumbs.
Yakumo was feeling so hot she was panting, as every pleasurable shot on her body was being stimulated, save two; both of her lips.
Naruto grinned as he brought his eight-inch shaft to Yakumo's panting mouth, making her tongue come out and give his dick almost catlike licks. She was testing her new territory, but Naruto was not going to give her that was her sensei and he was in control.
His hands knotted themselves in her hair, as Naruto thrust four inches into her mouth. His groan coincided with Yakumo's half slurp as her mouth compensated for his length. The two Naruko clones were working tirelessly to put Yakumo into a sexual frenzy, preparing her to lose her virginity. Naruto's hands tightened noticeably in Yakumo's hair, forcing out a moan before she began giving him a blowjob under her own power.
"Kami Yakumo-chan your mouth is so small and wet. Your tongue is hungry for Naruto-sensei's dick."
Yakumo made what sounded like agreeable moans as her tongue frantically tried to sample every part of Naruto's shaft.
"Here you go Yakumo-chan! Your sensei's cum!" Naruto growled gutturally as he came in thick strands into Yakumo's mouth. At the same time the two Naruto clones had worked Yakumo into such a state that she orgasmed when she tasted Naruto's cum.
Yakumo fell on her back and began panting, her clean mouth showing that she had already swallowed Naruto's cum. The two Naruto squealed and immediately fixed their mouths to Yakumo's breasts, making Yakumo groan and stroke their hair like a mother lovingly strokes her breastfeeding baby.
"It's not over yet, Yakumo-chan..."