Abi – Wellllllllcomeeeee baaaaaack peoples! I am sooooo hyper because I just had chocolate cake! Ahahahahaaa!...HA! WE'RE UP TO CHAPTER 10! YAY! :D
Julia - *sweatdrop* Lesson for today folks; don't give Abi chocolate cake…Anyway, our co-host today was a request from Link5604!
Majora's Mask: *comes onstage* Hello…
YL – WHAT?
Julia – Oh yeah, you weren't here when it was requested were you? Heh…Yeah…I'll just leave now…Byee!
MM - *looks at Abi who is rambling on to the wall* Err…who's that?
Smashers – Abi…
Bowser – She's annoying…
Fox – and mean…
Julia – and has a secret! I mean what?
Everyone – Huh?
Julia – N-never mind!
Abi – LET'S READ OUR FIRST ToD REVIEW! :D
First up: Keith T. Maxwell
She? You said SHE? DIE!
Jigglypuff: Anyway break tah rules!
Author: We can post OC's right?
Author (Again): Yes i deleted, because no one review it! Bu i said review my ToD!
Samus: Oh come on you love Craptain Failcon!
Julia – Well, I am confused as to the first part...but I HAVE THOUGHT OF A COMPRIMISE! Since you wanted Jiggly to be the co-host for 5 chapters...I am saying that Jiggly shall...just not all in a row. Does that sound fair to you? Abi, you answer these next ones...erm..Abs?
*Abi's eye twitches and then she goes INSANE (think Raving Rabbids insane ^^) and kills Fox before returning to normal*
Abi – Oops...I didn't mean to do that...Anyways! You can have your OC do one of the following: Be available for ToDs or have them be a co-host for a chapter and then have them open for dares!
Julia – Oh sorry. I misread your thing last time. I am legitimately sorry about that ^^; Wow loads of Author talking here...*looks at Abi who now has a nosebleed* OKAY, WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ON!
Abi - *puts hand/paw over nose and runs off stage before returning with a blood-stained tissue* Sorry, was reading a fanfic earlier and...*blushes*
Julia – Ahhh, I'll be going after intro'ing our next review!
Next up: Link5604.
Yay! You are going to do my request thing! ...what was it again? I forgot...
Dares
You: Read the longest story written by aurachannlerchris, yes the one with 182chapters so far
T. Link/Ice Climbers: Sorry I almost forgot about you. Have Majora's Mask kill you while you try to defend yourself with a sock.
Ka-wam-ee-go-blam-ee: Ride past everyone on a horse yelling "THE FANGIRLS ARECOMING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!" (You decide if they really are coming or not)
Truths
You: Do you a Pokémon D/P/Pl, if so what is your friend code, I need new challengers because I'm too awesome.
Wario: What is the square root of infinity?
Lastly Crazy Hand: (Deep Voice) Crazy, I am your uncle's business partner's father's lost forgotten son!
Well, that outta do it. Excuse me while I jump off a cliff because I saw a rock down there, BYE!
Abi – Julia's not talking for a bit so I'll just tell you that she will when she has time. What with homework and everything!
Ice Climbers- *walk on stage, looking fearfully at Majora's Mask* T-That's gonna attack us?
Toony - *holds up sock* While we use this to defend ourselves?
Majora's Mask: Yes. Problem?
Ice Climbers and Toony: NO!
*MM (I'm a lazy ass) floats menacingly towards the trio of quivering kids and -*
This part is too gory and disturbing to be shown in a T rated story! PLEASE STAND BY!...
Abi: *in a high pitched voice, leaning on her fist* That was the gayest thing I've ever seen...*gets hit by Quote Fan* OWCH! That's hurt!
Julia: NO QUOTES! . Oh, we forgot to revive Fox...*revives Fox, Toony and Ice Climbers with some magicky stuff*
Ka-wam-ee-go-blam-ee: *rides from stage right to left on a horse* THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!
*a rumbling noise starts from stage right*
Abi: SCATTER!
*All the Smashers tried to escape as the fangirl horde comes through and tears the entire field up. Randomly, Abi appears with a random whip and herds the fangirls back into the fangirl portal*
Abi: *throws the whip away* Well, that was interesting...NOW FOR TEH TRUTHS! :D
Julia: I happen to own Pokémon Pearl and Platinum, but I never play them anymore...In fact, I don't even know where they are =S Sorry :(
Wario: THE SQUARE ROOT OF INFINITY IS ME! XD
Abi: *pulls out a squirt bottle and sprays some at Wario* NO! BAD WARIO!
Wario: NAHH! *runs from the squirt bottle*
MM: Er...I'm confused...
Julia: To be honest, most people probably are...
Abi: Crrrraaaaazzzzzyyyyy! =D
Crazy: *flies in upside down* Yah, Abii?
Abi: Listen to this! *plays recording of Crazy's Truth*
Crazy: HOLY CHEESE AND KIRBIES MAN!
Kirby: WHAT?
Crazy: I gotta find this dude so I can teach him how to play chess with cards. BYE!
MM: Who was that? D'ya know what...I don't even care anymore. This is getting really weird...
Abi: That's what's supposed to happen, silly! NEXT LOTT!
Next Set: xx-PikaIkeKirby-xx
I need to review more, I'm sorry DX
Truths:
Mario - Is it tiring to rescue Peach all the time and get nothing in return?
Dares:
Zelda - Give your triforce piece to Kirby
Link - Same as above, but give to Meta Knight
Ganon - Give your triforce to King Dedede
Kirby, Meta, and Dedede - Do some crazy ** with your new powers
Pikachu - be called Pikapoo for the next 2 chapters (it's a cute name)
Yoshi - Make eggs for everyone so they can has breakfast
Diddy - What is with your obliviousness? (I shoot you in brawl with a ray gun and you're smiling?) That's all I got...sorry
Abi: Nawwww PIK, it's okay! *hugs PIK*
Mario: Wait, who said I get nothing in return? *winks before getting hit with...a fist?*
Abi: *one eye open and looking at Mario, fist held just above Mario's head* Now, now. I think we can calm with the references. No one ever said you didn't; you guys just never implied it...
Peach: *blushing madly* Can we move on...please?
Abi: Huh? *looks at Peach, then smiles* Ohkaaaaay! Zelda, Link, Dorky! Up you come! : D *gets zapped* Crap, I forgot about that... Anyway...*shakes off the soot, like a cartoon* Give your Triforces to the Kirby characters!
Ganondorf: NEVER! *a shadow looms over him and Abi stands over him, staring at him* O-Okay! I-I'll do it! *hands it over to DDD*
*Zelda and Link sigh before handing them over*
MM: The dare says to go do some crazy stuff with your new found powers...
Kirby: YES! *runs out the door, followed by DDD*
Meta: Well, this shall be interesting...*uses his cape to leave the stage.*
Abi: WAIT WHAT? I thought we were...*touches the trees* HOLY CHEESE AND KIRBIES, IT'S JUST A BACKDROP!
MM: *sweatdrop* you really are thick...
Abi: *pouts like a 10yr old* Meanie...
MM: Anyway, Pikachu had hereby been dubbed Pikapoo for two chapters and Yoshi must go make eggs so everyone can have breakfast...
Everyone: I'M NOT HUNGRY!
Yoshi: YOU MUST EAT! .
Abi: YEAH or your going off the very, VERY high cliff!
*Yoshi hands out the eggs (they have been cooked) and everyone slowly eats them before choking and retching*
Yoshi: Are they really that bad?
Julia: No...It's just strange.
*everyone else agrees*
Diddy: What do you mean? *gets hit by the Insanity Fan and smiles* Owwww...
Abi: *sigh* No one knows what's up with him...We should probably get Snake back from whatever he was doing that chapter...
Snake: *appears* Huh?
MM: He was perving instead of doing what he should have been doing, right?
Abi: How'd you know he was a perv?
MM: He looks like a perv...
Olimar: He does as well!
Snake: I resent that!...Okay, maybe I was off perving instead but who cares?
Abi: *faceplam* to the naughty corner...
*Snake trudges to the naughty corner*
Next set: Foxpilot!
Haha, "F-P" is quite fine. Once again, thanks for the inclusion. It's gratifying to see that you didn't want to murder my personality-and you didn't. Good work.
Truths:
Mr. G&W-if someone told you that you could do whatever you wanted for five minutes without consequences, what would you do?
Falco-what happened to Katt?
Wario-what kind of stupid Final Smash is "Wario Man"? Why not something more like...Ultimate Wario Waft?
Dares:
Marth(a?)-summon the power of the Altean bacon men to conquer the evil known as...the Wind Waker pigs.
Ike-choose a girl: Mia, Elincia, Iliana, Mist, Sanaki, Jill Fizzart. You have to go on a date with whoever you choose.
Bowser-FIRE IN THE HOLE! And by hole, I mean...your gas hole.
So much to address. Happy New Year, Abi! Glad to hear you're feeling better. Good to see you're giving others a chance to co-host. And...wait, all co-hosts can be dared...? *Gulp.*
Julia: That's great to hear! I was really nervous and I will be for the other reviewer chapters too! ^^;
G+W: I would kill everyone and take over the world...for four minutes then commit suicide so I cannot be caught!
MM: Is suicide really necessary?
G+W: YEAH!
Abi: Er...I gotta go feed Darkness! Cya in a bit! *runs offstage*
MM: Huh?
Julia: It's better if you don't ask...
Falco: She died...*everyone looks at him* Just joking...I can't say, so I'll leave it to you...
Wario: I didn't get to choose my Final Smash, just so you know!
Abi: *walks back onstage* Yeah, you did and I have video evidence too!
Wario: Shush you...
Abi: NO! *uses the squirt bottle again and Wario goes into the Naughty Corner*
Martha: Yes, I am still Martha *mumbles* unfortunately...But k.
*The Altean bacon men appear and so do the Wind Waker pigs and – within the space of 2 minutes – all the pigs are dead...*
Abi: *looking like a little kid in a candy store* Zomg, that was so cool!
Julia: *looking like she's gonna throw up* That was disgusting...*shudders*
Ike: Um...(excuse me a second...well, I am back and still not very well versed in the characters so it's random choice time!) I'll just do a random pick *closes eyes and randomly points to one*
Julia: Looks like it's Jill...(Sorry, I don't know nuffin about FE...I do try to find out what I can from the FE wiki but it doesn't go so well ^^;)
*Ike goes off on a date with Jill while we continue with the ToD*
Bowser: WHAT? *explodes*
Abi: *jumps up and down like a little kid* Yay, more explosions! We'll check up on Ike later! x3
Next Set: InsanityPika!
Happy New Year! I hope you have a good one! I really do! Since my best friend Kini kin kinz the katana is taking a walk...I'm -1%hypaa. Waaaahhh! TT^TT Luigi: Why do people still say you're the neglected one? Do you know how many fans you have? (I'm one of them :3) Bowser: Try to beat up Hello Kitty! (you'll fail horribly XD) You don't lika the cold? I lika the cold! Most...times...*awkward silence* BYEEEEE!
You don't have to dedicate any chapters to me. Just keep on updating! Woooooo!
Truths
Everyone: What is love? *cue the song* XD
Ike: What is up with you and Dora the Explorer? One night she came into my room dressed up like you and a zombie! You're scaring meeeeee! *cowers in fear* TT^TT
Dares
Ganondorf: Eat Dora the Explorer alive. She scares meeeee! (not really)
Olimar: Go into the portal that leads to The Wiggles! XD
Julia: Wow...completely forgot to mention that...HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE ON FFN! =D Have a great year of Momiji!
Luigi: People say I'm the neglected one because I am not in many games...*goes off to the emo corner*
*Randomly 'What is Love?' starts playing and everyone starts screaming and running around alot*
Abi: *after the song* Psssh, wimps...Love obviously isn't that...
Julia: BRING IKE BACK!
*Ike appears, looking pleased*
MM: Looks like he liked his date then...but Ike, what is up with you and Dora the Explorer?
Ike: *smile fades* I had a bad experience with Dora when I first came to Smash Mansion...It was terrible...
Abi: *whispering* He got dream-killed...
*Ike walks over to the emo corner and curls up like a baby*
Bowser: BRING IT ON!
R.O.B: When'd he come back to life?
Abi: Yesterday...
R.O.B: Huh?
*Hello Kitty appears over at the side where the Ridley/Meta Ridley 'fight' happened. Bowser was teleported over there too, and an epic fight starts. Bowser starts to breathe FIYAH at HK (again, still lazy ^^) but it didn't affect HK at all. Bowser started to get mad and tries all the moves he has but HK didn't do anything. Bowser then got really pissed off and ran towards HK but HK picked him up and killed him by choking him*
MM: Looks like Hello Kitty wins quite easily...
Ganondorf: *comes out from behind the stage, holding Dora's hand...and then eats it as he walks back to his seat* There we go...
Abi: *sweatdrop* He was...hungry? Let's just move on...0.0'
*a portal opens and Abi uses TELEKINISIS to shove Olimar inside*
Abi: We'll get him back later ^^
Next Set: Shadow885
Hello there. I got some truths and dares for you!
Dares:
King DDD: Play every Kirby game and defeat King DDD
R.O.B: Say the square root of pie. (He is a robot. I'm testing his
intelligence)
Mario: You're stupid. Go die a horrible death.
Kirby: Eat this pie!
Fox: Do a barrel roll!
King DDD: Go on and buy a Dededoll
Marth: Show the world you're not gay! Destroy anyone who calls you gay.
Truths:
Kirby: Do you like pie?
Marth: How did you like that?
Meta Knight: Why do you have a cape?
Pikachu: pika pika pika pika? (Why don't you like your PokéBall in the anime?)
Link: Why do you wear green?
OKAY IM DONE! BAI!
DDD: I've done most of that ;. *hastily* becauseIgetboredalot! *hangs head in shame*
R.O.B: The square root of Pi is... 1..
Abi: TOO...MANY...NUMBERS! *breaks down and dies*
MM: *sweatdrop* Mario has to die a horrible death...
Mario: WHAT? *gets put between the two pieces of concrete that Toony got killed with before.*
Abi: *curious look on face, pokes Mario who doesn't move* I'ma thinksing he's dead, so Kirby...
Kirby: Yes?
Abi: EAT THIS PIE! *hands Kirby a pie*
Kirby: NOM! *eats the pie*
Abi: *evil grin* MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!...HA!
MM: Erm...I am confused still, but Shadow885 wants Fox to do a barrel roll...
Fox: . No..*gets hit on the head with a fist* Ouch! *looks up at Abi who looks like she did when she hit Mario like that*
Abi: *very calm and commanding* I'll beat your ass to the ends of the freaking universe and back if you don't do this dare right now, McCloud...
*Everyone shudders at Abi's very real threat and Fox is petrified...literally...*
Abi: Hmph...Looks like someone's going out there now...*beats Fox's ass to the ends of the freaking universe*
Julia: *looking very scared of Abi* Well, Fox did roll around a few times so far so that dare is considered done!
DDD: *holds up his Dededoll* GOT ONE! =D
Abi: *faceplam* you already had one? You are so sad...*suddenly, the hyper look is back into her eyes* OKAY! I'MS BACKS! ;3
Kirby: Freaking mood swings...
MM: I concur...
Julia: It happens...
Crazy: I LIEK CHEESE!
Abi: LULZ! Anyways, Martha must destroy anyone who calls him gay...soooooo *drags Martha onstage* I dub thee, The King of Yaoi! That's not calling you gay! Mao S, you don't mind if I steal that, do ya?
Kirby: I LOVES MAH PIE! :D
Martha: I still feel lonely...Can I kill Failcon since he called me gay yesterday?
Abi: Yeah, sure! ^^
Martha: *stabs Failcon in the back* that felt good to do...
Julia: *stifles laughter* that sounded so wrong, Martha.
Martha: OH FOR – SCREW YOU ALL! .
Abi: Oooooo! Marthy-Martha's all OOC again lulz ^^
Meta Knight: I wear a cape because capes are cool.
Pikapoo: Pi- Pika Pika! Pikachu-chu!
Katia: *jumps out and puts a translator on Pikachu* MWAHAHAHAHA! *disappears again*
Pikapoo: She's still doing that? Anyway, I don't like it because it's all cramped and stuff! I'm not used to it so it feels crap to be in there!
Link: I wear green...because green is an awesome colour and...stuff...
Julia: Random Piece of Info about me: I am a Green. Try and decode that :D
Next Set: Mao S!
Hiya Abi Love da ToD! Gosh it funny :)
Truth
Wario, how many fangirls do you have?
Falco, why is your ego big?
Bowser, why do you want to rule the world?
Dares
Mario make out with luigi
Luigi make out with Bowser
Bowser, make out with Mario
See a cycle? See ya later!
Abi: HIYA MAO! : 3 Thank youuuuuuuu! ^^ I love yours too! :D
Wario: I have infinite fangirls because everyone loves the Wario ;)
Abi: Wario! Don't make me get out the squirt bottle again!
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *hides*
Falco: My ego is big because it likes to be like that.
MM: That is not a justifiable reason...
Julia: Shush you! *points at Abi who has randomly passed out*
MM: What happened?
Julia: Blood Rush...Blushing and what not...
Abi: *sits up, punching Julia in the process* I'm good, I'm good..Oops! Sorry!
Julia: Better be...hmph! *stalks off to AC*
Bowser: Because I deserve to rule the world! AHAHHAAAA! *mumbles* but keep that squirt bottle away from me D:
Abi: *hides squirt bottle behind back* What squirt bottle? ^^; Anyway, Bowser! Mario! Luigi! MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER...in this order! Mario, with Luigi.
MM: Luigi, with Bowser.
Julia: and Finally, Bowser with Mario.
Mario: K...*makes out with Luigi for 5 minutes*
Luigi: Whatever... *makes out with Bowser for 5 minutes*
Bowser: YES!...I mean, yeah sure...*makes out with Mario for 5 minutes*
Abi: YEAH! I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO! :D *hands the video recorder over to Julia* Put this on the site, will ya?
Julia: Sure thing ;)
Oh noes! Last Set: WolfLink300!
hi I just wanted to review this so ya
I love this story so ya ps I am on chap 6 so I don't know what happened so ya
dare:
Ike: ur too awesome so u get to punish all who defy u for 2 chaps not even
Weegee could stop him
all: face the wrath of Weegee, Chuck Norris and the tails doll combined only Ike
is on their good side
truths:
Ike do u really fight for ur friends?
Peach: who do u hate the most say it or get skinned alive(no matter what skin her
any ways) :)
Oops forgot a dare
Samus: I banish u to a pit full of convicted rapists for 2 chaps and u can't
fight back
and I give the kind hosts a epic face co0kie no co-host :)
peace :p
Abi: YAY! More people reading! :D We're poisoning more minds than we usually do! :D
Julia: My goal is getting ever closer...
MM: I'm not even gonna ask ;
Ike: FINALLY! Getting the respect I deserve! *gets squirted by the squirt bottle then stabs Abi*
Abi: OW! *pulls Ragnell out from her arm and blood gushes from it* I'm gonna have to clear that up now :( *pulls a Kingdom Hearts style potion out from her bag and drinks it, the wound is gone* That's gonna be there for a while.. *throws Ragnell back to Ike*
MM: Weegee, Chuck Norris and the Tails Doll are all here to show us their wrath...so we are all screwed, says the internet.
*Weegee, Chuck Norris and the Tails Doll kill everyone, but when they see Ike...they just go past him.*
Julia: Well, I kinda survived but no one else did...except Ike obviously...*revives everybody*
Abi: Okay...that was NOT fun! Anyway, Cya in a couple of chapters Samus...:(
Samus: . *goes to the pit of perverts and then a piece of sound-proof glass goes over the top so we cannot hear her*
MM: So, Ike. I've heard that you fight for your friends...is this really true?
Ike: Of course it is! Someone who fights for their friends doesn't lie!
Abi: Oh really?
Ike: . Fine...Maybe I don't sometimes...
Julia: WE WIN! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Peach: I hate Bowser and Dedede the most...
Abi: *knocks her out* Gotta skin her alive, so I'll be seeing ya nxt tiem! :D *drags Peach behind the stage*
Julia: *standing on the stage* Well, I'm sorry this took so long again but not as long as last time though heh... I really do hope that this was work waiting for and I'll be waiting for you guys and your crazy reviews as I could not do this without you, the reviewers. I love you all and you all get cookies! D Lulz. Anyway, this is one of my favourite stories to write! ^^ Am I getting too sappy? Ugh...*faceplam* Anyway, as Abi said, Cya Nxt Tiem! ^^ *bows and gives the peace sign before running behind the camera and turning it off*
Reasons for this taking a while would be school, I was working on my DA/YouTube stuff and this I was just being lazy as always ^^; I'll try to get up the next chapter ASAP! D Bye byes now!