Scenes From A Hat
Story... 5. Let's do something lighthearted
The Drag Race

"Okay so we have our homecoming queen but who's our homecoming king?" Yusuke asked

"For the last time, I"m not your queen!" Kurama growled.

Mukuro's interest was piqued. She finally got into the light and called attention to herself. "I have a proposal for that."

"Shut up you emo! No one cares about you!" Kuwabara growled.

"I beg to differ. I'm your student body president!"

"Isn't it early to be proposing to people, Mukuro?" Keiko asked. Long silence. "...Did I just say that?"

"I beg to differ Mukuro!" Yomi screamed and he kicked open the door.

OO "You have a son who's a freshman how can you be in this class? You... You... Pedophile!"

Gasp! "No you didn't!"

"Yes I did!"

"What an awful comeback. Anyway... I think you should be taken from your office as student body president you tyrant!"

"My tyranny has nothing to do with this story. Go away and go shave your beard or something. That's disgusting." She narrowed her eyes at him. Come to think of it can MUkuro's eyes even get any narrower? I mean her eyes are pretty narrow... Anyway... So Yomi was canned and then banished to the dumpster. "I have a proposal. I've had this idea since the begining of the year. Who's running for homecoming king?"

"Yusuke and Kuwabara of course," Hiei answered from the back of the class.

She looked disgusted. "This won't be very pretty but... Let's have a drag race."

"Oh hell yeah! I'm game!" The two cried in unision.

"No! You don't wanna do it! Mukuro's a sex addict! You don't know what she's planning!" Hiei hissed at them.

"I'll make love to you my pretty and your little dog, too!" Mukuro realized what she just said. "Sorry that came out wrong!"

"See!"

"I'm doing it anyway, Hiei! I've always wanted to drag race!" Yusuke growled. Ten minutes elapse. Yusuke and Kuwabara entered the hall in frilly dresses.

"WHAT THE HELL MUKURO! THIS WASN"T PART OF THE DEAL!" Yusuke grabbed Mukuro by the collar of her shirt.

She kneed him in the crotch. "Don't touch me." She stood onto of a soap box with a microphone. "oKay... Here are the rules... You two have to make it to the finish line to win. Anything goes. When Hiei waves the flag..." Hiei waved the flag. "You go. Got it?"

"Why does Hiei get to wave the flag?" Kuwabara complained.

"Cause he's my bitch. Shut up."

"Sadly it's true." Hiei sighed and waved the flag. The two started off neck and neck... But then they decided to jump out the window halfway through.

Suddenly...

"I'M STREAKING!" Mitarai came running out of the shower and crossed the finish line.

"Well... It turns out the streaker wins." Mukuro replied.

"Was that because he was streaking...?" Hiei asked.

"NO! ...Maybe."

Head desk.