What da Fu-! Things we didn't see in Mass Effect but should've

by shottymario

As the title points out, this is a collection of scenes re-worked to add back in LOGIC and remove Logic FIAL's that were there in our beloved series. Yes, beyond the God-child, FAR beyond the glitter boy there were SERIOUS flaws in the game logic, and I'm not just talking about replacing unlimited firepower with thermal clips. Read on and enjoy the FIAL!

10. Samara

With Samara's steadily cooling corpse punctured with a dozen or so holes Shepard raised Kelly Chambers on the radio. "Chambers! I thought I said I'd get my OWN squadmates!"

"I-I-I'm sorry, C-Commander! Samara was a justicar, she fights for justice-"

"She's a religious zealot who murders people that offend her super secret holy CODE BOOK, Kelly! She'd kill ANYONE, ANYWHERE if they break any of her secret and unknowable laws and she thinks she has the right to do that to every single race across the entire galaxy since to her we're all part of the same ethereal Goddess and she is that Goddess' right hand of judgment!"

"I-I'm sorry, Commander, I'll find someone else!"

"For crying out LOUD, Chambers, next you'll tell me you found a GETH who wants to join!"

"You're making it DAMN HARD to stay PARAGON here!"