Dresses, Wigs, and Silicone

Summary: After seeing an ad posted in the newspaper Naruto's best friends Kiba and Sakura decide to play dress up in order to get Naruto a job at the Uchiha mansion as a maid. So, they turn the adorable blonde boy into a sexy blonde bombshell. After getting hired Naruto must remain a woman for the summer while trying to keep it a secret. Will he be able to with everything going on?

Rating: M

Pairings: SasukeXNaruto, ItachiXNaruto, KakashiXSakura, KibaXHinata, and others.

A/N: Got back early peeps! My vacation was fun, but got interrupted by rain. Bastard droplets. Anyway. Enjoy Chapter Ten. Depending on how the weekend goes you might have to wait a little longer for Chapter Eleven. My inspiration meter ran dry. Review to help motivate me! :D Love you guys.

(By the way, three people told me they were my #1 fan, I feel a hunger games scenario occurring, the winner gets my love. :P)

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"Dude, isn't she beautiful?" Kiba fawned over the blue haired beauty across the garden. Naruto sat against the trunk of a large tree the three were using for shade. His long blonde wig was braided in two tails and hung down the front of his body contouring to the fake mounds on his chest. The thin white tank top he wore hugged his girlish curves. He was wearing a cute pair of striped shorts that ended mid-thigh. His smooth bare legs ran across the prickly grass underneath them. Sakura held Naruto's feet snuggly in her hands as she silently painted the blonde's toenails clear.

Naruto looked to where Kiba was looking and nodded in agreement. "I mean, yeah, I guess. I'm gay, so apparently I can't judge."

Sakura pinched the skin between his big toe and second toe. "That's not how it goes, Naruto. You are allowed to say if a woman is hot or not. It's just like women judging other women." The pinkette said with a shrug. Sakura's tight black t-shirt slowly rode up her back revealing her creamy white skin. The tight pair of light pink shorts she was wearing complemented her body. She swung her legs in the air as she lounged on her stomach.

"Can I comment on how hot you are?" He said with a wink. She rolled her eyes.

"Guys, come on, you have to help me with her!"

Sakura laughed. "Why is this a big deal to you?"

"I think I'm in love." He sighed romantically as he flung an arm over his forehead and fell to the grass. Dandelions flew up around him in a gust and danced away in the wind.

The blonde began slowly plucking up blades of grass. "How about you go talk to her?"

Sakura nodded. "Good advice, Naruto."

The blonde grinned. "See, I'd make a good straight guy!"

Laughter wiped the grin off his tanned face. Sakura placed a soft hand on his smooth leg. "Honey, I think you were born gay."

He growled in response. "Seriously! How the hell did you know I was gay before I did!?"

The two simply shrugged in response. "What do you think I should say?" Kiba asked changing the subject.

"You guys fucking suck."

Sakura rolled over and looked at light swirling in between the leaves of the large tree. "Hmm, you should just tell her how pretty she is. Girls love that kind of thing."

"You could just tell me."

Kiba thought on the pinkette's advice. "Isn't that kind of stalkerish?"

Sakura bolted up. "No! It's romantic."

"Why are you ignoring me?"

The brunette looked across the field to the shy girl. She was wearing a simple white t-shirt and a pair of light denim capris. She laughed politely at the platinum blonde girl by her side. "She is beautiful."

"Dude!"

"She really is." Sakura sighed. "I wish I was a lesbian."

"Sakura!?"

Kiba nodded. "Girls rock."

Naruto stood in a huff. "Fuck both of you!" He screamed before stomping away.

Sakura watched as the blonde stormed off. "There he goes…" She whispered to herself.

Kiba flopped over the pinkette's lap. "He's a party pooper. Keep being awesome and help me with Hinata."

A quiet chuckle broke past the rock in her throat as she pushed the brunette off her lap. "Alright, as long as you get off me!"

Naruto walked across the soft grass and enjoyed the warm sensation that soaked into his bare feet. A soft hum passed through his lips. He closed his bright blue eyes and enjoyed the sweet scent of sunlight as he walked. "It's so sweet." He whispered to himself.

"But, not as sweet as you."

The blonde snapped open his eyes and looked right into a pair of playful obsidian eyes. "Itachi?" He questioned lightly.

"What are you doing, Naru?"

He furrowed his eyes. "Walking around, obviously."

The older Uchiha took a single step closer. "Would you want to do something… else?" He asked reaching for one of the blonde's flawless braids. He lifted one of the braids to his mouth and gave it a gentle kiss.

A blonde brow twitched in irritation. He yanked his braid away and sighed. "I'm not sleeping with you, Itachi."

The raven chuckled. "Naru, you think so poorly of me. I thought I earned more respect than that."

"How do you figure?"

Itachi shrugged. "Because I've done an amazing job controlling myself. You don't think so?"

Naruto eyed his newly painted nails. "Depends, how many people have you slept with since I started working here?"

"One."

"One?" The blonde questioned lightly.

"One…"

"The one that I saw?" His blue eyes bore into Itachi's as he gaged his reaction.

"The one and only." He smirked.

"Really?"

A chuckle escaped his throat. "Would you like to be my second?" He asked with a wink.

Naruto giggled and lightly pushed Itachi away. "You wish."

"I'm not denying that." Naruto walked past the older Uchiha who followed behind him. Itachi stuck his hands in his pants pocket as he watched the back of the blonde's head. "You know, we never did go to the water park."

Naruto nodded his head in agreement. "It kind of turned into a disaster."

A smirk stretched across his lips. "We could still go."

"I don't think so."

"Why not?"

Naruto spun around and looked into his eyes. "It wouldn't be a good idea." The cold fire burning in his blue eyes made Itachi freeze. His smirk was quickly washed off his face as he studied the blonde's intense gaze.

"I want to kiss you." Itachi stated plainly.

A bright red spread across Naruto's cheeks and he quickly turned his head and began to walk. "T-too bad." He stuttered.

The smirk returned on Itachi's handsome face. "You'll fall in love with me sooner or later, Naru."

"Better try harder, 'Tachi." Naruto sang in response.

The incessant buzzing of bugs whizzed by the younger Uchiha's ear as he tried to relax at the Gazebo. The cushion on the loveseat hugged his body as he repositioned himself. His arms were folded behind his head as his legs stretched across the furniture. His coal black eyes studied the white wood of the Gazebo ceiling.

"Ahh, the relaxing sound of insects in summer." Sasuke rolled his eyes at the sound of his guardian's voice. Kakashi sauntered up the thick steps and sat in the chair across from Sasuke. "So, how does this make you feel?"

"What do you want, Kakashi?"

"I have some juicy gossip." He said in a whisper. "Wanna hear?"

"Not really."

"Even if it concerns your little blonde bombshell."

Sasuke sighed and rolled to his side. "I don't care about her."

Kakashi humph-ed. "Fine. I'll just go tell Itachi."

Sasuke spun around and glared at the man.

"What? Are you interested now?"

Sasuke growled. "If you tell me, you won't tell Itachi?"

"Yep," Kakashi crossed his heart. "I'm a one guy kinda man."

"Fucking fag."

"Ironic." Kakashi smirked.

"What?"

"Nothing, nothing." Kakashi waved away. "So, little Sakura came to me yesterday," Sasuke rolled his eyes. "And confessed that she was in love with Naruko." Sasuke jolted up and looked at the man. Fire danced in his chest as he studied the silver-haired male. He clenched his fists, and then unclenched them. "Are you alright, Sasuke?"

"I don't know why I'm so angry."

The smirk easily wiped from Kakashi's face. "Sasuke, you like Naruko."

"No, I don't." He growled.

"Then why are you so angry hearing that somebody else likes her?"

Sasuke turned his head away from his guardian and gritted his teeth. "Kakashi, I don't know what to do. I don't want anything to do with her, but there is just something, something that interests me. I hate the way she talks, and acts, but her eyes… there is something in her eyes that draws me in."

Kakashi smiled. "There's more to her than you are willing to see, Sasuke."

"I doubt there is anything about her even remotely interesting."

"Itachi!" A loud giggle echoed past Sasuke. The young raven turned towards the noise. His eyes widened as he saw his brother loop an arm around the blonde and pull her to him. "Leave me alone!" He cried through a fit of laughter.

The older Uchiha smirked at his blonde captive. "You are ticklish."

"Shut up!" Naruto commanded as Itachi ran his fingers along his sides. "Stop, Itachi!" The small blonde cried hysterically as the raven continued to torture the blonde.

Kakashi watched the two as the blonde attempted to escape. He stood up and stretched. A loud pop came from his shoulders. "If you continue to deny your feelings you are going to lose her before you even get a chance."

Sasuke's eyes swam with unknown emotions as he watched his brother and Naruto. His grip on the rail tightened as he watched the blonde smile. "She likes him."

Kakashi stepped next to the younger Uchiha and leaned on the rail with a bored expression. "I don't think our little blonde bunny is ready to like anybody. She just got her heart broken."

"I thought you said Sakura loved her."

Kakashi smiled sadly. "But, she knew she had to let Naruko go."

"Why?"

"So Naruko could live her life."

Sasuke studied his guardian's face as he watched the blonde and his brother. "What do you mean?"

Kakashi put a firm hand on Sasuke's shoulder as he stood up. "You'll understand sooner or later."

"What?"

"Sasuke!" His heart crashed against his chest as a voice called out to him. That sweet voice. Bump, bump, bump, the beating continued at an accelerated pace. He turned his head to look at Naruto who struggled against his brother's grasp. "Save me!" That voice called again. Tears of laughter flooded his enticing blue eyes. A small smile tugged at the corners of the stoic Uchiha's mouth.

The blonde broke free of Itachi and darted toward Sasuke who stood motionless on the Gazebo. He squealed happily as he ran up the steps. Sasuke followed his movements with his eyes and turned to look as he grabbed onto his sleeve and yanked Sasuke in front of him. "Make him stop, Sasuke!" He laughed giddily. He ducked behind the younger Uchiha as Itachi climbed the steps.

"You stole my toy, Sasuke." Itachi stated with a smirk as he held out is hands. "Please return it."

Naruto poked his head out from behind the man and stuck his tongue out. Sasuke caught this and smirked. "I don't think she wants to play anymore, big brother."

Itachi laughed; actually laughed. Sasuke couldn't hide the surprise on his face. "Little Naru doesn't wanna play?" He playfully pouted. He looked at his brother and winked. Sasuke watched his with one eyebrow raised. "If you don't play, then you don't get ice cream."

Naruto scoffed behind Sasuke. "I'm not some child you can just bribe-"

"Ramen?"

The blonde immediately stopped talking and poked his head out from behind Sasuke. "You promise?" The older Uchiha smirked at his younger brother who studied the blonde. A faded blush painted his tanned cheeks as he held tightly onto Sasuke's fabric. Kakashi's words echoed in the raven's mind as he watched Naruto from his peripheral vision. With a sigh, Sasuke twisted around; Naruto yelped at the sudden movement and staggered before catching his balance. "What was that for, bastard!?" The blonde fumed.

Sasuke started walking away with his hands tucked in his jean pockets. He looked back and made a quick motion with his head. "Let's go, moron."

Naruto blinked his eyes a couple times over as he studied the older man. Itachi frowned at his brother's actions. "Go where?"

"To get some Ramen."

"But Itachi said-"

Sasuke glared. "I am not Itachi." Itachi smirked at Sasuke's comment.

"And you never will be, brother." Naruto looked between the brothers. He trotted over to the younger raven, not bothering to break eyes contact with Itachi. Itachi waved with a fake smile on his face. "Bye-bye Naru, I'll miss you."

When Naruto turned his head in confusion to follow Sasuke Itachi wiped the smile of his face and glared after his brother.

Kakashi cleared his throat. The older Uchiha turned toward their guardian. "Why are you helping him, Kakashi?" Itachi asked seriously; there was no hint of emotion on his passive face.

The masked man shrugged at the question. "Because Sasuke needs help sorting out his feelings more than you do."

A dramatic sigh escaped Itachi's lips as he crossed his arms across his chest and watched the couple retreating. "You knew the moment he walked into the den didn't you?"

Kakashi shook his head. "No, the moment I read the resume." He smirked. "I'm surprised you didn't catch onto it."

"Namikaze, as in the late Minato Namikaze." Itachi said in confirmation. "He was the one who founded Uzumaki Incorporated. It was named after his partner Kushina Uzumaki, the love of his life." Itachi stopped for a minute. His eyes focused on the back of the disguised blonde. "They had a single child, a boy, named Naruto Uzumaki; The successor of the Namikaze fortune." He turned to look at Kakashi. "Everything clicked when Jiraya was here… Minato's father took over the company until their one son came of age."

Kakashi nodded with a grin. "Little Naru had you fooled, huh?"

"I'm embarrassed to say he did. That boy really does look like a woman."

"Does this mean you'll stop your pursuit?" Kakashi asked seriously.

A smirk masked Itachi's stoic expression. A glint of emotion flashed in his dark eyes as he watched the blonde haired beauty climb into Sasuke's car with a smile. "No, Kakashi, I'm already in too deep." Kakashi watched the older Uchiha silently as he smirked at the retreating blonde. He stuck one pale hand in his dark jean pocket and used the other to gently rub his lips.

"What are you going to do if he doesn't choose you?"

Itachi shrugged. "Wait until Sasuke screws up. My stupid little brother hasn't even figured out his real identity, and I don't think he would take it too well."

"You don't think so."

Soft chuckles scratched at the raven's throat. "I guess we'll see. Have you found anything out from that little pink haired girl?"

Kakashi looked toward the hill where the gaggle of employees hung out happily. The male's eyes caught sight of a flash of pink. A small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. "No. Not recently."

Itachi blinked a couple of times at the man's reaction before closing his eyes with a small, almost unnoticeable, smile. "This summer is going to be very interesting."

"And too think it's barely even begun." Kakashi muttered in agreement.

Naruto happily slurped the noodles in his big bowl of ramen. The place Sasuke took him was a different place then where Itachi took him. It was a place called Ichiraku, and the ramen tasted so much better. "This is delicious!" He shouted after another mouthful of noodles. Sasuke watched in disgust as he shoveled the greasy noodles into his wide mouth. Sasuke groaned and set his head on the counter. "What's the matter, 'suke?" He muttered through the noodles.

"Don't talk with your mouth full, idiot." He grumbled.

His blonde brows furrowed at the comment. "What's you problem?"

Sasuke turned his dark gazed to look at the boy. "Would you want to go somewhere else?"

"Where?"

The raven turned his head away from the blonde with a shrug.

Naruto leaned towards the dark haired man and peaked over his shoulder. The light tickle of blonde hair on Sasuke's shoulder made a shiver run down his spine. "Sasuke, where do you want to go?" Ivory skin brushed against warm tan as Sasuke turned his head to look at the blonde. Their noses were a few centimeters apart. Large blue eyes stared into dark obsidian.

Sasuke could feel it; the warmth of being close to Naruto. His heart sped a thousand miles per hour as he stared into his captivating blue eyes. It was almost as if he couldn't escape. The slight blush painting his tan cheeks fueled Sasuke's addiction to the blonde. With a twitch of his eyebrow he threw his palm on Naruto's face and pushed him away.

Naruto squeaked at the immediate force against his face. He wobbled on his barstool as he attempted to regain his balance. "What the fuck, bastard!?" He growled.

Sasuke gave him a stoic look. "You were too close."

It was Naruto's turn to twitch. "Seriously?" His tone held disbelief and anger.

The smirk forcing itself on Sasuke's lips was hard to contain. "Why is that so hard to believe?"

Naruto spun and faced forward with a shrug. He took a sip of his drink and passively watched the chef cook. "Well, a few days ago you were trying to rape me with your mouth."

An unbelievable cough choked Sasuke as he stared at the blonde in shock. "I didn't do anything like that."

Naruto ignored the burning on his face as he looked Sasuke in the eye. "You forced yourself on me THREE TIMES! How is that not mouth rape?"

The infamous Uchiha smirk lit up Sasuke's eyes. "You have no proof."

"It'll hold up in court."

Sasuke scoffed. "I have amazing lawyers, so I wouldn't count on it."

A minute of silence passed. Sasuke, who wasn't used to the blonde being mute, turned to look. Naruto sat on the barstool with his hands in between his legs as he balanced himself on the seat. He gave Sasuke a confused expression as he continued to stare at him.

"What are you staring at, idiot?" Sasuke grumbled in embarrassment. Naruto parted his plump lips to speak. Sasuke was ashamed to admit he couldn't look away from the blonde's mouth. His lips started to tingle. With a deep breath he tried to calm down his racing heart. "Spit it out!" He commanded as he looked away.

Naruto tilted his head and let out a genuinely radiant smile. He seemed to glow with happiness. "This is the first time we've had an actual conversation; No one has gotten hurt, or embarrassed, or anything else." His lashes lowered as he softly stared at the hem of his shorts. "It's nice; just being able to talk."

Sasuke's rapidly beating heart was hard to control. "Naruko," Dark brows furrowed when he saw the boy slightly twitch. The blonde lifted up his head and grinned happily as he tried to push away the blush glowing brightly on his face. The dark haired man sighed. He dug in his jean pocket for a second before pulling out some money and slapping it on the bar. "Let's go."

Naruto nodded solemnly. He jumped off the tall stool and fixed his shorts before following Sasuke out the door. Before leaving he turned and waved to the cook and waitress. "I'll be back!" He called with a toothy grin.

The girl giggled lightly. "See you soon." He turned to see Sasuke starting to unlock the vehicle. "Hey, bastard, what do you think you are doing!?" The over-active blonde called out before running up to the car.

"We are going home." Sasuke stated blankly.

His blonde braids spun as he shook his head fervently. "No! You said you wanted to go somewhere."

"I don't know where to go."

Naruto smiled. "So, it's an adventure."

Sasuke clutched the cool keys in the palm of his hand. With a sigh he closed the car door and began to walk down the street. "Coming, idiot?"

A gentle chuckle escaped Naruto's lips as he ran up besides the raven. The two boys walked in silence for a while as they enjoyed the sweet summer air. It was getting late so the heat had worn off and was replaced by a crisp summer breeze. Blue eyes scanned the area in amazement. They were surrounded by large trees, beautiful trees. Their foliage stretched across the pathway making a natural bridge folding over the sky. "Wow." Naruto whispered. Sasuke sneaked a peek at the amazed blonde.

"You are easily impressed." He stated with a smirk.

Naruto punched his companions arm. "Shut up! It's beautiful."

Dark eyes didn't break away from the blonde. "Yes." He said grimily. "Yes it is." Up ahead there was a long dock that stretched forward into the open water. Naruto grinned and ran ahead of Sasuke. "Hey, moron!"

Naruto turned back with a foxy grin. "Meet you there Sasuke."

The older male shook his head and continued to peacefully walk down the path. Once he reached the end he trailed down the small path to the dock. Naruto sat calmly on the distant edge and dragged his toes through the chilled water. His shoes were thrown haphazardly next to him as he caressed the water's surface. The sun was beginning to set. Its gentle rays created a small rainbow of colors dancing along the water. The deep blue of the cool lake mixed with the yellow and oranges from the setting sun left a relaxed feeling in Naruto's heart.

Sasuke walked up beside the blonde and sat next to him. He silently watched the sun falling to the horizon. "It's beautiful, huh, Sasuke?" Naruto asked in a soft voice.

"You have a habit of calling everything beautiful."

A soft chuckle echoed through the raven's ears. "Everything has the potential to be beautiful."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "When did you learn to be serious?"

The blonde snapped his head toward his companion. "Fuck you!"

Sasuke smirked and leaned a little, his arms were keeping his balance as he looked to the purple, pink, and orange sky. A single speck of light stared back at him. Naruto turned to see where Sasuke was gazing.

"You are supposed to make a wish when you see the first star of the night." The sad tone of Naruto's words caught Sasuke's attention.

"Then why don't you?"

Naruto softly laughed. "I don't know what to wish for anymore."

Sasuke raised a questioning eyebrow.

His blue eyes gazed longingly at that single star. "I've only ever wished for one thing. I just, I don't know what I should wish for anymore. Sakura broke up with me." Naruto chuckled. "We were never together, but she still managed to break up with me." He turned his sad gaze toward Sasuke. "I know why she did it. And I don't hate her for it. I could never hate her. I love her, but I'm starting to think it was a different kind of love."

Sasuke sat in silence listening to the blonde's confession.

"But, if I wasn't in love with her, then why does my heart feel empty?" He asked in a whisper.

"Because you are lonely."

Naruto looked at the brunette. "What?"

"Your heart hurts because you're lonely, moron. Sakura was the only person you ever emotionally gave yourself too, so when she severed that intimate connection it broke your heart." Sasuke sat up and looked into the blonde's glistening blue eyes. With a frown, the younger Uchiha reached his hand out and gently brushed away a stray tear. "You may not have been in love with her, but you still loved her."

Naruto forced a smile on his lips. "You know, Sasuke, you're not that much of an asshole."

The raven scoffed and tore his hand away. "Yeah, and you're not a complete moron."

The blonde gave a toothy grin. "Friends?" He asked holding out one tan pinky. Naruto could feel his heart in his throat as he felt Sasuke's eyes on him. It was surprising how one small talk with the Uchiha made him feel exponentially better. A gentle look crossed over his cerulean crystal eyes as he watched the older man.

Sasuke studied that small appendage with a subtle smile. He gently hooked his pale pinky around Naruto's and gripped it slightly. "Friends."