A body is hauled into the M.I.9's medical operating theatre.
"I was just glad we were able to be given the body, if we administer this chemical into her body right now, we have a chance of bringing her back to life, she is part of team B and we need her in the event of an emergency!", the hazmat suited man says to his fellow hazmat suited colleague. "This better work, London!"
"It will! The only problem is explaining how she's alive again when she was clearly dead!"
"We gotta do something about that if this works, Frank."
The two men position the body, and rip open the bag, to reveal Avril's body, which had cuts and scratches, and one of her arms was broken. Decomposition was surprisingly not there, so it had to be done fast. "Alright, do it."
One of the men jabbed a syringe full of green liquid into her, squeezing the entire substance in. "It usually takes 30 minutes for the deceased in question to begin moving, connect the ECG to her, Stark!"
The two men were Frank London and Horatio Stark.
Stark hooks up the ECG to her, and the two wait for ten minutes, until color begins appearing in her face five minutes in, and five minutes later, she begins to twitch. The twitching turns into moving, and the moving turns into speaking. "...what's...going on?" she begins to mutter.
"Looks like she's back." Frank tells Stark. Frank looks to her. "Hello Avril. You're alive."
"I feel so cold, I can't move, it's like someone tied a rubber band around me and cut off all my circulation..." she whispers and mutters.
"You'll take a while to get back into gear. You jumped out of the school window trying to save the school from flooding."
"I remember going to do that..."
"You were dead for a day or two until we realized there was an antidote for death in the works. We were almost about to make arrangements that would have replaced you."
Avril begins to turn her head, twist her hands around and stretch to try and make herself move. She feels herself becoming more aware and stronger, until she stands up. "I had a near death experience!" she suddenly exclaims. "I would say it was a death experience based on the fact that you were declared dead."
Avril, in disbelief begins to walk, aided by the two guys. She left the M.I.9 building and immediately went to St. Hopes. School was in session, and the class was to build a memorial for her. The class adjacent was tasked with doing the same for Fifty. Avril looks on as Oscar, face scrunched up, writes a message on the memorial. The memorial was decked with many photos of her. Davina Berry, sobbing, looks at a photo of her and Avril together.
Avril begins to cry herself. "Oh...Oscar...he does care for me." She slumps on the ground and begins to sob. Scoop comes marching in the hallway by himself, until he sees Avril. "W-w-w-oah..." he exclaims, stepping back a bit. "Wait a minute, they was saying you died just then!" Avril, unable to explain how she was brought back to life or the fact she was brought back at all, stutters. "I was dead! I remember, I swam to the window, the class was flooding, my gothic makeup was starting to come off, hair was all over my face, I swam to the window, and I bashed out of it, the last thing I saw was the hopscotch! It was so warm after that, I felt so relaxed, I was so peaceful, it felt like I went down into this pleasant waterfall. Then I woke up, I felt cold, I couldn't move, it was like somebody put a rubber band around me and cut off all my circulation. It was in this white room, with two hazmat suited men, one of them sounded like Frank! Now I'm here, breathing and alive, wondering what just happened!"
Scoop is confused. "So you sayin' that you were aware you died?"
"Pretty sure I was, you'd understand if you'd had a near-death experience too!"
"Well 'dey're makin' a shrine of ya in there and 'dey're all cryin' their heads off, how are you gonna explain this to them?"
"I will tell them. And I'm going to do it right now!" she says. She marches to the door and yanks it wide open.
Everybody falls silent. Mrs. King drops her hot tea on the ground, not flinching a bit. Avril looks on at the class. Her face scrunches up and she bursts into tears again, as Davina shouts, "Oh my god, Avril's back! She's alive!"
"Avril? Is that you?" King asks.
"YES! It's me...I'm pretty sure...*sob*...that I died and came back!"
The class begins to shout and cheer. Oscar shoves himself past chairs and tables and grabs Avril tight in his arms. "Oh my god! You're alive! I missed you! I thought you were gone for good!" The two embrace and sob heavily as the class cheers. Donovan Butler scribbles "WELCOME BACK" on a piece of paper and slaps it onto her 'memorial'. Coincidentally, a figure burst into the adjacent class.
It was Fifty Pence. "Cunts, I am not dead!" he announces. Apparently, Frank and Stark put him back to life too to make it fair. His homies latch onto him. Avril's return was more celebrated, however. Scoop stands at the door, wiping away a tear himself. He had feelings too. Mrs. King immediately phones Mr and Mrs. Franklin. "Um, you aren't going to believe this! I'm pretty sure Avril is standing in our classroom alive!"
Not too long later, Avril's parents come in. "Mum! Dad!" she exclaims, her face now red. Her parents saw Avril's DarkMinister tattoo on her arm. "That's our baby! Oh my god it's her!". It was a miracle. The class was in a euphoria that would last for weeks on end. It would take a while for everything to go back to normal.
Meanwhile, the Grand Master stepped outside of his shitty SKUL office for the first time in years, and infiltrated 10 Downing Street, shooting the Prime Minister with a positron beam that would make him ban all weed. "Ha ha, Blane will love being behind bars." he sinisterly mutters.
