Why Me? chapter 10.
Vampirehunter234: Thanks! Lol, It's something I would do, ne? It truly is damn funny. He's being a jerk because he doesn't want other people to know. I'm not quite sure he knows yet. TK has not done the disclaimer yet, but dont worry! I will!
Blazingfury617: Thank you! I'm glad you like my story, and yea, I'll embarrass TK!
celestial writer: Yea, it was mean, and funny. You discover why she wants to talk about guys here, and I put in some of her orphanage history. I'm thinking Of having a few chapters at the end of the story detailing everything that happened there, but don't worry, I'm not planning on ending the story anytime soon! Yea, I'll ask Terriermon! And do the whole Guilmon Gun ordeal, as soon as I get one more vote! I'm sorry, I just really like shooting people in threes. By the way, Terriermon doesn't say Moment time, It's actually momentai. But I'll ask him nonetheless!
Digimondaydreamer3: I'm glad you liked it, and that you're alright with me using Ranamon!
Disclaimer list today: TK(younger), Yolei.
Question period: Terriermon.
Embarass: Ryu, Kouji, TK.
Kia: Teek! Yolei!!Come do my disclaimer!
TK: Teek?
Kia: Yea, Teek. You got a problem with it?
TK: Yea, my name, is TK
Kia: Not anymore. Teek.
Teek: Hey! You changed my screen name!
Yolei: -sweatdrops-
Kia: Now do my disclaimer. Teek.
Teek: -Starts crying- No!
Kia: Yus!
Yolei: -sighs-
Kia: Yolei, please help me! I'm no good with kids. And It's no like a kid can do a disclaimer either!
Yolei : Fine I--
Teek: I'm not a kid! I can do it!
Kia: You go a head and try.
Yolei and Teek: Kia doesn't own digimon and never will. -Teek stops talking- And she was very smart in getting TK to do the disclaimer.
Kia: -Smiles-
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Kia's POV
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I had only ever asked this question once before, so I was a little unsure about asking her. I hesitated, but it wasn't like I had another choice waiting to pop out at me.
"Why are boys so stupid?" I blurted out. Zoe looked a little surprised at first, but then smiled.
"Because they're so immature. Boys are stupid because they don't think. I doubt they could, even if they tried!" She said, laughing a little.
"You know, you sound like Mrs Koitake."
"Who's she?"
"My 'Mother-Figure'."
"Why don't you call her 'Mom'?"
"Because she isn't."
"Well, she's your Step-Mom, right?" I shook my head.
"She's my adoptive mother."
"You're adopted?" I nodded.
"My parents died in an apartment fire when I was three. I don't remember much."
"Wow, I am so sorry!"She said compassionately.
"It's ok. Don't think I'm over it, just, I was so little I never fully understood, and by the time I could, I was too old to even recognize my parents first names and their faces."
"Do you mind if I ask you something?"
"Shoot."
"What was it like in the orphanage?"
"It was hell."
"Do you want to talk about it?" I shook my head.
"Do you mind if I was by myself for a little bit? I just want to think a little."
"It's no problem!" She waved a little and walked off.
'I don't want to talk about that place. Ten years in there was enough, let alone the whole on/off of that stupid lady who insisted on keeping me for a month, then alternating every month and sending me back.' I thought.
'It's not like she really wanted to keep me.' I thought bitterly. 'She just thought I was a pet. She locked me in the freakin' basement!!' I was still having a hard time believing she was mentally sound.
'Time to think of something nice.... My first dance was pretty damn cute. If anything. And there was a nice chef. I really liked her, it's a shame they fired her after they found out she gave me a couple extra bites when the other kids took my food.'
'But the orphanage couldn't have that. It would've cost too much money. I really am a little dirtbag. No. I'm not a dirtbag. Because if people were carrying a dirtbag, they could just drop it when it got too heavy. They can't get rid of me.'
'So, I am a. . . Living, breathing, personified Dirtbag.' I thought stupidly, striving for adjectives. 'Nice.' I mentally scoffed at myself. I made a little gun with my thumb and pointy finger, then I preteneded to have shot myself.
'Must be empty.' I thought saracastically. I 'fired' it at the closest tree. 'Yep. Empty.' I sighed.
"Stupid fake not-even-a-toy gun. My fingers must be defective or something." I said. It's not like I actually believed it would do damage, I'm not that hopeful. Messing around in my own head doesn't hurt anyone.
"You say something?" I looked up to see Takuya, his goggles and hat were almost knocked off his head. I pointed the 'gun' at him.
"Bang." I said as unenthusiastically as I could. He pretty much just stared.
"Okay then."
"What happened to you Goggle-Brains?"
"Kouji picked a fight with me."
"You lost?"
"What? No! How did you know?" He scrambled to cover up the fact that he lost.
"Your face looks like you made out with a thornbush, your hat and goggles are about--" I made a tiny pinching motion "--This close to falling off your head completely, and your covered in bruises. Need I say more?" He scoffed.
"Just cause I took a bit of a beating, doesn't mean I lost."
"It doesn't cover up the fact that you did."
"Whatever!" He scoffed again. I made a mental note that, if you included me, there had been three scoffings in the past twenty minutes.
"You sound like Kouji." I grinned.
"How old are you?"
"Well that was random. I'm 15."
"When was your birthday?"
"Still random. Your older than me. Trust me."
"I was born in August."
"What brought this on? All the birthday crap?"
"Well, Zoe and me got into a fight too."
"And you also lost that one."
"No! I did not lose to a girl!"
"Oh, you lost big-time."
"Do you have like, losing sensors or something?"
"No, I know because you just told me. And you wouldn't randomly start asking about my age, after we had just talked about your losing to Kouji, which must have reminded you of fighting with Zoe. And then you wanted to find someone besides Tommy who was younger than you."
"I did not lose to Kouji!"
"You said you did." He stuck his tongue out at me.
"Oh well, just because I did doesn't mean anything."
"I was born in November on the 22nd."
"You say I'm random? But it's nice to know." He said, hurrying through the last bit.
"Anything else you want to know?"
"Yea, kinda."
"Shoot."
"Why do you hang out with Kouji?"
"I'm not usually around people much, and when I am, I don't talk much."
"So?"
"Notice the connection? I'm not used to people, so I don't talk much. Kouji just doesn't like people, so he doesn't talk much. It would be pretty hard for someone to look like Kouji and not be used to people."
"What was that?"
"Well, if you haven't noticed, Kouji doesn't talk much, so, --"
"No, Not that. You just called Kouji cute?" Takuya looked at me like I was mentally unstable. He had one eyebrow raised.
"uhh....Oops?" I felt my face getting kinda warm. I can't believe I just said that to Takuya! "I meant, well, put it this way! I didn't say he was cute, I said he looks nice. And when I say that, I'm saying girls in general will think he looks good. I'm not most girls!" I practically shouted the last bit.
By the time I really started paying more attention to Takuya, he had deadpanned from my yelling. I really couldn't blame him. After all, I was just a complicated, confusing girl to him. After he had regained composure he started grinning and elbowed me in the side.
"I won't tell him. After all, that would be mean if I were to tell my best friend's crush that she liked him."
"I'm not crushing on Kouji!" I yelled. My face was completely burning up. I turned around to make sure they weren't listening, which applied to everyone but Zoe, who was heading over.
"Are you suuuure?" He drew out the word. He didn't stop grinning, just grit his teeth together to talk.
"Yes, I'm sure." I started smiling myself. "Now stop that, it's tickling me!"
"Oh really?" He stopped, and the huge grin turned almost serious.
"Dude, seriously. And people say I have a split personality?"
"Whatever!" He started tickling my sides now, I was laughing really hard. I laughed even more when my legs gave out and hit the ground. I was given a quick breather as Takuya lowered himself to his knees. My feet were kicking the air as I fell on my back. Even Takuya was laughing, and he wasn't even the one being tickled.
My sides ached, but all I could do was keep laughing.
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Takuya's POV
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I was tickling Kia, she was laughing like hell. Me too, really. I could see Zoe's feet a couple steps away, but I really didn't feel like stopping. That is, until she tapped me on the head.
"What's up Zoe?" I asked, stopping Kia's torture. It's gotta be painful to laugh so hard. Mind you, I only planned on stopping momentarily.
"We can hear you two all the way over there. And we figured that you two should both know that Kouji plans on leaving soon." Kia started getting up.
"I really don't want to leave you guys, I hope I can see you again soon." She said between bated breaths. Kouji was walking over too. He even had her backpack, and all three digimon.
"Hey, who says you need to go with Kouji?" I asked.
"No one, I just follow him." I then added, sarcastically, "After all, it's always good to have a daily dose of verbal abuse!" She waved, then ran over to Kouji, taking her backpack from him.
I couldn't hear what they were saying, but I knew Kouji was was saying something to Kia, and she was shaking her head with a bit of a smile.
"I don't -- Shouldn't -- Alone." was all I could hear from her. Kouji wasn't too happy with that apparently.
"No! -- Stay here!" It almost looked like Kouji was telling her to stay with us. All I saw was Kia shaking her head, she wasn't smiling anymore. They started walking, and I couldn't hear them anymore.
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Kouji's POV
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'I don't want her around anymore. Jp kept humiliating me, just because she follows me. With my luck, Jp is probably right! Just perfect.' I thought sarcastically.
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Takuya's POV
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'Why does she always follow him? She said herself about 'Verbal abuse' Geez.' I thought bitterly.
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Zoe's POV
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'Wow. Those two make some wierd triangle. Takuya likes her, She probably likes Kouji. I'd laugh if Kouji likes Takuya. Hmm...' I had begun scheming. 'This will end up one of three ways. Kouji and Kia, Takuya and Kia. . .--Or Kouji and Takuya.'
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JP's POV
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'Geez, so many possible couples! I wonder if I get to end up with Zoe?'
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Tommy's POV
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'Wow, everbody's fighting. . .'
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Kouichi's POV
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... (Who knows?)
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Kia's POV
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'I hope I get to see all of them again. But Takuya was totally wrong. I do not have a crush on Kouji. I just misplaced my words. All I said was 'With Kouji's looks. . .' How can Takuya take that as I like Kouji? I'm just saying he's pretty.' I grinned at my word choice.
Question period: Terriermon.
Embarass: Ryu, Kouji, TK.
Ryu: Why me?
Kia: Same as all the others. It was requested by the highest being in the writing universe.
Ryu: Which is?
Kia: The reviewers, Dorkus.
Ryu: Alright. How are you going to embarass me?
Kia: So, I heard you have a crush on Rika?
Ryu: Might I inquire where you heard that?
Kia: I has my sources.
Ryu: I have good vocab.
Kia: I can see that.
Ryu: That's always a good thing.
Kia: What's the most embarassing thing you've ever done?
Ryu: Kissing you.
Kia: Huh? You never--
Ryu: -Kisses Kia on the cheek-
Kia: I'm so embarassed! I can't even see straight! -Walks into wall-
Ryu: I'm too cool to be embarassed.
Kia: I'll say! -passout-
Kia: Matt, you know the plan? You need to show TK he'll be your little bro, no matter what! -Matt nods.-
TK: Hi Matt! Hi Kia!
Kia: You still mad about the whole 'Teek' Thing?
TK: I guess not.
Matt: Look, Tk, I'm always gunna be your big brother right? -TK nods, Kia snickers in background- Well, -Matt looks away, embarassed.- I want you to know, that I'll alway be my little brother and I'm always gunna care about you.
Kia: -Brings in fangirls-
Fangirls and Kia: ZOMG BROTHERLY LOVE!!!!!
Matt and TK -Embarassed-
Kia: Kouji! -Yells at sleeping Kouji who has earplugs in.- Okay, he wont wake up. Bokomon, Hows Neemon doing?
Bokomon: This is absolutely ridiculous! -sprays pepper in Neemon's face-
Neemon: I'm gunna sneeze!
Kia: Good! -grabs Kouji's bandana, sticks it in front of Neemon's nose as Neemon sneezes.- Okay. I'll give it to Kouji.
Kouji: -waking up- Where's my bandana? -grumble-
Kia: here, Neemon took it earlier.
Kouji: What was he doing with it?
Kia: Trying to persuade Bokomon to play pin the tail on the tree.
Kouji: Idiots. -puts on bandana with obvious bit of Neemon snot hanging off the back of it.
Kia: -snort-
Kia: Hey Terriermon! Do you mind if I ask you a question?
Terriermon: Okay!
Kia: Well, I'm very excited that I got four reviews on one chap, --
Terriermon: Momentai.
Kia: Actually that's what the nice reviewer wanted to know about. Why do you say it and what does it mean?
Terriermon: Momentai means 'Take it easy' Or 'Relax' I say it because I like to, or people are freaking out for different stuff! They do that a lot.
Kia: Thank you to celestial writer for sending in the question! Please review and everything i mentioned in previous chaps I will give if you only ask!