Emmett logged on
Edward logged on
Jasper logged on
Emmett: Hey my brothers!
Edward and Jasper: ...
Emmett: You guys suck, you know that?
Jasper: And, rumor has it, you're Grizzly Bear Barbie. But we don't complain, do we?
Emmett: *glares* Oh, and Barbies Emo and Creeper are any better?
Jasper: I am NOT emo! I wish people would stop calling me emo just because I am very, very empathetic to people's emotions! HONESTLY! I AM NOT EMO! T^T
Edward: ...Yeah. And I'm no creeper.
Emmett: And I am much more better than stupid Grizzly bears, which attack poor innocent men who are simply adventuring through the woods, alone, when they should have been working...
Bella logged on
Rosalie logged on
Jasper: Oh, so you're a Black bear?
Edward: You're a Polar bear?
Jasper: You're a Koala bear?
Bella: You're a Gummy bear?^^
-Everyone looks at her-
Bella: ...What?
Rosalie: He's a teddy bear.
Emmett: No, I'm the Emmett bear! The strong, indestructible Emmett bear!
Everyone: ...
Edward: That's stupid
Emmett: You're stupid!
Bella: Gummy bears are cooler
Emmett: Psh, I can tear those gummy bears to pieces!
Jasper & Rosalie: Bella can tear gummy bears to pieces.
Emmett: ...I think you're missing the point.
Charlie logged on
Emmett: Hey, it's Chief Swan!
Bella: Hey, Dad^^
Charlie: Hey, Bells
Bella: What's up?
Charlie: So, as you know, I was invited to Mr. and Mrs. Weber's dinner party tonight and I was thinking of bringing something.
Emmett: Good idea, Charlie. I suggest angry grizzlies for the fun and entertainment. Or if your looking for something simple and easy I suppose elk would always work. Of course, mountain lions would be an excellent choice as well. But don't go for the raccoon!
Charlie: Er...I was talking about food, Emmett.
Emmett: So was I
Rosalie: *smacks Emmett*
Charlie: ...?
Alice logged on
Bella: Let me guess! You need my help making something.
Charlie: You caught me. *smiles sheepishly* Hey, maybe Alice could come over and help you.
Alice: You don't need to make up an excuse to have me come visit, Charlie.
Charlie: :)
Emmett: *cough*kiss up*cough*
Alice: *glares*
Bella: What were you thinking of making, Dad?
Charlie: Um, maybe something easy, like a salad.
Alice: Oh, you like salad? What kind of salad should we make?
Emmett: Tuna salad!
Jasper: Potatoe salad?
Alice: Fruit salad!
Emmett: An egg salad!
Edward: A taco salad?
Rosalie: A pasta salad?
Alice: A chicken salad!
Charlie: Um...a simple garden salad...would be fine.
Bella: I love croutons!
Alice: Ew, those little black things?
Charlie: Those are olives, Alice
Alice: Ok, so no olives!^^
Rosalie: He didn't say that
Alice: But he implied it. Let's go Bella!
Alice logged off
Bella logged off
Charlie logged off
Everyone: ...
Emmett: I don't think he implied it either
Jasper: That's my Alice :]
Jasper logged off
Emmett: So Rosalie, what are you doing tonight? Maybe we could get togther?
Edward and Rosalie: ?
Rosalie: What's with asking me out, Emmett?
Edward: He's attempting to show off his suave skills at romance.
Emmett: Hey, no thought reading! I'm trying to hook up with the beatiful lady.
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* What brought this on anyway?
Emmett: *looks deep into Rose's eyes* Your eyes sparkle like the sprinkles on a donut.
Rosalie: ...What? Honestly, Emmett, jeez.
Rosalie logged off
Emmett: Man, that line worked on the woman in the commercial.
Edward: Maybe you should keep away from TV pick up lines.
Emmett: No way, those are the best ones.
Jacob logged on
Seth logged on
Jacob: Where's Bella? !
Emmett: Making an olive-less salad, what's it to you- ...Bwahahahahaha!
Edward: *holds back laughter*
Jacob: It's. Not. Funny.
Emmett: What happened to you? Hahahaha
Seth: Bella's plan got to him.
Edward: Ah yes, Bella's evil schemes.
Emmett: I know how that feels... *looks at Jacob* Then again maybe not, hahahaha
Jacob: *glares angrily at nothing*
Carlisle logged on
Seth: Hey Doctor Cullen
Carlisle: Hello Seth, and Jacob-...
Everyone: ...
Carlisle: You look...good, Jacob.
Jacob: I can see that smile! Don't try and make me feel better, I know I look horrible bald!
Emmett and Edward: LOL
Carlisle: You don't look that bad Jacob... Did Bella do this?
Jacob: Yes!
Seth: *laughs* You should see him in his werewolf form
Edward: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jacob: Seth! You're showing him aren't you!
Seth: Sorry, Jake, but I couldn't help it-
Jacob: Stop thinking!
Emmett: Hey, hey, phase so I can see!
Jacob: Hell no!
Edward: Just imagine a hairless werewolf.
Emmett: *busts up laughing*
Carlisle: *is trying desperately not to laugh* Oh, um, I think I hear Esme calling me
Carlisle logged off
Jacob: -_- Stop laughing! You know what, Paul and Embry are gonna get it for helping her.
Emmett: Maybe you should buy a wig first, so they take you more seriously when they see you.
Seth: lol
Edward: And I thought I had it bad.
Jacob: What exactly did she do to you?
Emmett: Yeah
Edward: She told Charlie that I had agreed to eat dinner at their house because she was making me a special dinner for my "birthday"... It was a pretty decent sized feast...and I ate it.
Emmett: Disgusting! Wait, so that was you making all that noise last night? hahahahaha
Edward: *glares* Well I had to choke it all back out!
Jacob & Seth: o_o EW!
Jacob: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Edward: Not as sick as I am while looking at you.
Jacob: Filthy bloodsucker
Edward: Hairless canine
Jacob: That does it! Paul and Embry are getting it!
Jacob logged off
Seth: Oh, I gotta see this
Seth logged off
Emmett: My hot pink jeep looks awesome next to you and Jacob.
Edward: *angry face* Go search commercials for pick up lines.
Edward logged off
Emmett: Don't think I won't!...T_T
Emmett logged off
Now, I don't know if poor Jacob would actually be bald in his wolf form... But he is in this! :P