I'm reading too much mangaaaaaaaaaaa :( Gotta stop myself before my fantasy gets fucked up!

"Just why did you come here in only underwear?" Nessie screamed in horror. Tommy looked down at his boxers.

"Nooooooooooooooooooo!" Tommy screamed. Luke tried to keep himself from laughing.

"Tommy you're ridiculous!" he giggled. Tommy covered himself with his backpack. He wanted to run away from the place. But they had to run to the home room. Nessie said she had something to do and left the two of them alone. Snake was there.

"you're late..." he coughed. Luke made up a quick escuse. Everyone thought Luke couldn't lie. But sure he could. He was in fact the best lier in the school.

/!/

Link looked around in the room. Everything was unfimmilar. So much elektronic stuff. Someone tapped at the door. Link flinched. A fimmilar aura came creeping into the walls and slowly filled the room. The door unlocked. Link drew his sword. The door slid open.

"Likes, are you in here?" Gantz called out.

*No she's not* Link thought.

Link heard his foe come closer to Tommys bedroom. Gantz finally made his way. Link hid under the covers. Likes felt her lover under the surface. She tried to push Link out. Tried to take over the body again.

"Likes... You don't need to hide" Gantz said. Likes finally gave up. Link reached out the phone.

"she's not here" it stood. Gantz let out a chuckle. He sat down besides Link.

"Then It'll be easier..."

Gants grabbed the covers. Tugged. Link once again made himself ready for a fight. Gantz made no intentions to fight. He let out a low sigh.

"If she can't hear me tell her that we can't be togheter. She's softening me up. I'm not a good guy. She deserves better..." Gantz started. Link just stared at him.

"softhead" Link tapped down on the phone. Gantz sighed again. He got a little irritated and Ganondorf started to build inside. He finally bursted out. Ganondorf chuckled softly.

"Can't believe my human form is that Casanova bitch!" he grunted in pain.

"You're not a GIRL who are pregnant" Link wrote.

"whatever hero, you're mute"

Link didn't say a word.

"I guess we should make abort and clear our mistake" Link typed. it was an awkward silence.

/!/

Pit tossed and turned in his sleep. Yoshi slept as well. Mario and Douglas chated about how their next rout would look. Mario wanted to go by the desert.

"God! Why can't Pit help us?" Mario sighed. He was sure Pit would think like him. It was wisest to travel by the desert.

"Wake him up then!" Douglas said, crossing his arms. "It's not possible for a princess to travel the desert all alone!"

"You don't know Peach!"

pit stirred at their loud voices. He sat up. The both fighting men looked at him.

"You decide were we look next!" They both growled.

"Japan"