Dear Code Geass Fanfiction Authors

Chapter 10- Lelouch II

IX: Bad news people, I won't be updating frequently anymore as I will be extremely busy this year with schools and studies (I was able to update this because I... Um, kind of maaaybeee skipped school :P). I'll try my best to keep the updates coming, though. After all, this doesn't require much time to write as its pretty short, I could just whip up my mobile and type it up (like what I'm doing now). The important thing is inspiration... And maaaayyybee you could provide me with some?

Anyway, enjoy this chapter. Sorry for any mistakes, I didn't even bother re-reading it. Hopefully the annoying auto-correct works when I actually want them to.

Code Geass Fanfiction Authors...

I have finally found the source of where your terrible ideas come from... The ingenious mastermind who created this... thing, DO YOU THINK THAT BEING ANONYMOUS CAN HIDE YOU FROM ME?! NO! I will, and trust me I WILL, hunt you down and you shall see no more of the world.

The terror which I have found... known as hell to us Code Geass characters... Also known to you people as... the cgkinkmeme.

The name itself speaks of the terror. And you people would go there and contribute your sick minds to other sick people under the guise of being an 'anon', thinking nobody can find out who you are and hunt you down.

YOU ARE WRONG! I CAN EASILY HUNT YOU DOWN! And it's not just me on this mission, it's everyone whom you have pulled into: Suzaku, Kallen etcetera.

Okay, okay. I get it. In FF, you people are mostly obsessed with me and Suzaku, CC, Kallen. Sometimes there's Milly (a million billion times no, to that devil), Euphemia (that's practically incest!).

But on this terror known as hell, or cgkinkmeme, what you can probably see is...

"Charles/Lelouch, non-con please~!"

WHAT IN THE FREAKING GEASS WORLD?!

That's my father... and me... And... What's non-con?

Oh. Google told me its short for 'non-consensual'. Which means rape. I see...

Rape. Okay.

WHAAAAAATTTTTT?!

My father rapes me?! I-I...

AND WHAT WAS WITH THE 'PLEASE' AND THAT LITTLE WAVY THING?!

Curse you, anon.

Next, we have...

'MobxLulu.'

Pardon me? Who's 'mob'? I'm paired with someone I don't even know...?

Okay. Maybe it isn't a name. Maybe it's a word.

'Mob' is defined as 'a large crowd of people, especially one that is disorderly and intent on causing trouble or violence'.

So basically it's a bunch of violent troublemakers. And I'm paired with them.

How...? I don't want to know.

I SERIOUSLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Curse my genius mind in understanding so quickly. I am forever scarred and traumatized.

By,

Lelouch vi Britannia/Lamperouge

PS, NEXT MISSION: OBLITERATE THE CREATOR OF THE HELL (also known as cgkinkmeme) AND THE 'ANON' CONTRIBUTORS.

IX: If you don't know what cgkinkmeme is and you want to go there, just search it up on google. It's on LJ (livejournal) on a page known as Delightful Revolutions. Or, well, cgkinkmemeii.

Replies to Reviews:

Saki-Rose Chan: Yes! I understand you! I don't like self-inserts too, they're usually too perfect. A good fanfic where Lelouch has a twin sister...? I have no idea. I've read some when I first entered the fandom, but 1) I forgot the title and 2) they hardly count as 'good' to me.

pft980811: I have no idea what to reply to you except... HERE'S AN UPDATE!

Ghibli Ninja: Yes, believe me it was hard typing "insert name" and "insert number" everywhere, especially so when I'm using my mobile. But oh well, it's worth it.

CaptainvKickass: Oh I like you... *evil grin* The ideas popping in my head now...

Usagi no Insanity: Thank you! Hopefully you're still reading this despite the late update because I really want to tell you... I LOVE YOUR USERNAME. Rabbit's insanity? Oh yes...

CelticPheonix: (review for c8) Thank you, and as for the summaries... Well, generally I created them myself, but I MAAAAYYYY have gotten a little inspirations here and there *wink wink*

agarfinkel: Nope. Although I'm dying to go to China and Hong Kong. Well, anything that means traveling, actually. Lord knows why I'm not that interested in going to Taiwan, though.

cjjeje: Glad to see a returning reader. And happy to make a reader's day wonderful. Sarcasm are indeed the beeeesssttt type of humor (in my opinion).

lightshadow101: I see you're confused whether you should be feeling love or hate. Well, they say love and hate are usually the same thing.

DawnQuest23361: You must be in real pain after laughing so much (based on the amount of LOLs in your review). Thank you for the award. Here's your update. Oh, and thank you for responding to my extremely shameless (but what do I care, I'm in the Internet where nobody knows who I am) promotion!

PLEASE DROP ME A REVIEW! My mailbox is pretty empty these days with no notifications for follow/favorite/reviews, and absolutely NO NOTIFICATIONS FOR- oh wait, there's a notification just when I was complaining for the lack of it! - CHAPTER UPDATES!

The above was true, you know. I really received a mail for a chapter update of one of the stories I followed (I just checked it) when I was typing about the lack of them half way. The coincidences...