"Okay Andy, we're gonna need you to get on that ship and explode. Think you can take out the whole thing?" asked Sarge to the bomb he dropped next to the head of Lopez the Red teams resident spanish speaking robot in front of the ship in the middle of the canyon.
"You bet! Just say the word and I'll detonate. Man, this is gonna be great!" said an excited talking bomb finally getting to do what he was made to do explode.
"Hello Lopez~!" said female computer voice out of nowhere.
"Sheila? ¿Rees tú? [Sheila? Is it you?]" asked the spanish robot to the spaceship he was placed in front of.
"Yes. It is good to see you again." said Sheila.
"Whoa-Ho! Lopez, looks like your girlfriends put on a little wight!" mocked Andy.
"Andy that's rude!" scolded Dount.
"What! You were all thinking it. I mean I'm just saying someone should consider switching to unleaded."
(meanwhile with Lelouch)
Half a minute after leaveing a confused Tucker alone in the middle of the canyon the first ting the undercover freelancer did was eject memory card like divice containing C.C2 from his helmet and plunged it into the main console of the Red teams base before running off down the hall and returning seconds later with toolbox in hand.
"So tell me why you need the dead body of one of you're former Co workers again?" sceptically asked C.C2 seconds after Lelouch plugged her into the Red base's main console.
"What dose it look like I'm doing? I'm turning Wyomings armor into a makeshift storage unit." said Lelouch kneeling brown beside the Wyoming clones body and setting the toolbox down beside him as he set to work on his task.
"You do realise that Wyoming's body is still in there right?" rhetorically asked the sarcastic A.I.
Of course I know that! That's why I'm going to remove it befor turning it into a capture unit." said Lelouch trying to concentrate on his work.
Well I'd recommend turning off your helmets radio before Omega gets to you now that I'm not there we wouldn't want that now would we, boy?" recommended his A.I partner Charile/C.C2 from the base's computer.
"On the contrary my dear artificial intelligence friend, that is exactly what I want him to do!" surpriseingly anward the freelancer know as agent Georgia as he finished removing Wyomings corpse from what was once his armor and dragging it out behind the base with great difficulty (and only managing to do so because of his armor giving him the strength to do so) and returning to the empty armor moments later. "My plan is to have him infect me while I have my armor's radio connected to the device and trap him inside useing a one way connection it should work in theory but I have yet to test it. said Lelouch removing parts from the inner workings of Wyoming's armor and fashioning them together into a make shift capture divice.
"And I'm in here why exactly?" asked the A.I annoyed at being stuffed into a cramped computer filled with all the girly stuff Dount has downloaded over the years.
"Because, having two A.I's in the one persons head is borderline suicide. Have you even seen the reports of what happened to agent Carolina when they tryed that with her? That and I need you to keep an eye on the idiots native to this box canyon while I make the divice." explained Lelouch putting the last two pieces of the hand made capture unit together.
"point taken... Well you better finish that thing fast, because Omega and black armored bitch just left that blue idiots head and is now in the head of the pink one. Oh and someones outside the base. I'm not sure who though."
"Shit!" swore Lelouch as he got up off the ground unplugged his A.I from the console and back into his helmet before readying his SMG and gabbing the Half finished divice and ran towards the enterace.
(a few moments earlier with the simulation troopers)
*pop* "Caboose! What happened?" asked a frantic Church after reappearing a few feet away.
"Tex appeared out of nowhere and beat up Tucker, which was awsome and took his sword. Also someone many have been surprised by that and may have peed his pants a little bit... Or a lot." answered Caboose.
"I was only behind them by thirty seconds, what the fuck! Where is she!?" asked Church.
"She took the sword and a Wyoming helmet to the ship. I think she went to the ship to save Tuckers kid! He's on the ship to now." answered Caboose even more stupider then last time.
"FUCK! What about O'malley, where is he?" asked Church again this time about O'malley this time.
"Hahahahaha! That's the problem with liveing in a patriotic society, me just automatically assume they know everything! Hahaha!" yelled an O'malley possessed pink soldier.
"Never mind!" yelled Church after getting his answer.
(present time in front of Red base!)
*pop* "Huh? What is this place?" asked man in yellow armor who appeared exactly like Church did a few seconds ago.
"Hay you! Who are you and what are you doing here?" yelled a soldier in black and red striped armor who the soldier recognised instantly from the one he knew in Caboose's head.
"LT. Commander Lelouch? Is that you? Oh my god! what are you doing here?" asked the bewildered yellow clad soldier as he went to greet him failing to notice the corpse of Wyoming he was standing by a few seconds ago disappearing.
"Who are you, why do you sound like Pvt. Church and why do you know my name?" asked Lelouch surprised the unknown person knew who he was while he knew nothing about him.
"What are you talking about? It's... sigh... It's me sister, Church's twin brother who came here in the space ship that crashed close to with you. You have amnesia or something?" asked the clearly confused soldier.
"Nice try. Like I'd mistake a girl dumber then a sack of rocks for a guy with an actual brain between his ears. You know what never mind! I've got bigger problems to deal with right now like an evil A.I so I'll be on my way." said Lelouch as he ran past the delouional soldier.
"Hay! What's going on here, why don't you remember me, where's everyone else?" yelled the soldier calming to be Church's twin brother as he chased after Lelouch.
(meanwhile with Tucker)
"Well hello fellas. How's every thing out here?" asked captain Butch Flowers makeing actual conversation with one of his teammates since he was killed off seasons ago.
"Not good! Hay you don't sound evil anymore." said Tucker pointing out the odvious.
"Thanks for noticing Pvt. Yeah, being possessed by an evil force can be difficult at times, but with a little hard work and some positive thinking you can over come anything." said Butch like he was a character from a G.I. Joe the more you know short.
"I think you mean hard work, positive thinking and no longer being useful as a pawn in there evil plan." corrected Tucker.
"Yeah... That too. So who are we fighting today?" asked the former blue team leader.
"Ah you know the usual Tex, Red team..."
"Red team, Those rascals. Somethings never change. They still wearing Red armor theses days?" asked Flowers cutting Tucker off.
"Um... Yeah." replied the teal armored soldier.
"Oh Red team."
"Speaking of change the Reds have a new commanding officer while we just got a new recruit." said Tucker informing his legally dead commander of the resent events.
"A new recruit? Wonderful! I can't wait to... Wait, did you say the Red's have a new C.O.?" asked captain Flowers genuinely surprised by this piece of news.
"Yeah. Some LT. Commander named Red lamp or some shit. Tex seems to know him." said Tucker who didn't bother to remember the name of the person he was talking about.
"Who? You mean Lamprouge right?" asked a confused Blue team leader.
"Yeah that guy. Wait, you know him?" asked Tucker.
"Why yes I do Pvt. So where is he any way?" answered Butch who then asked where the Red's new commander is.
"He ran back over to red base awhile ago. Oh! Hey he is now. Wait, who's that following him?" said Tucker noticing the Red C.O running past them while being followed by someone he Dosent know.
"Oh hay Lelouch. Long time no... Rrrgh bleggh!" called captain Flowers only to be shoot in the head midd sentence.
"Good riddance. I wasn't giveing this armor back any way." said Tucker as he went to go find the rest of his team.
(meanwhile with the Reds)
"Easy Donut. You've been infected by a computer virus and we just have to figure out what to do about it." said Simons trying to calm down the possessed lightish-red soldier as Tex snuck around them in the distance.
"No! It's my body, my choice and another thing, why do I do as much work as you guys but only make ninety two percent..." ranted Donut only to be bashed across the back pf his head by Tex half way through his rant.
"Hay! Don't hit my soldiers without my permission!" yelled Sarge only to be the next Red team member to be infected by O'malley.
"I'm the only one who gets to hit my soldiers. Mwhahahahaha! Eat lead world! Drop and give me infinite!" ranted the possessed Red Sargent.
"Sarge I think you've finally gone crazy." stated Griff as Tex hit Sarge hard enough to knock O'malley out of his head and into Griff.
"Whoa. That's weird, I have a sudden eurge to concur the univers which is odd cause that would take actual work. I'm gonna go to sleep instead." said possessed Griff as he feel asleep as O'malley left his head.
"We're here! Dose anyone need healing?" asked Doc only to get possessed by O'malley yet again.
"Does anyone need killing? Hahahahaha!" menially laughed the possessed feeler medic.
"I know that laugh! No one..." said Church befor being interupted by the black armored soldier of the Red team.
"Don't worry men I've got everything under control..." said Lelouch as he stopped just short of the simulation troopers and freelancer known as Tex just be for being possessed by O'malley like the others.
"And by under control I'm mean I have you simpletons graves already dugout and waiting for you're freely slathered corpses. Mwhahahahahahahaha! Wait? Am I inside of Lelouch's head? What's he doing here? Oh, good evening C.C2. Forgive me, I didn't see you there till just now." said a O'malley possessed Lelouch with a distorted voice (think his Zero voice from the anime).
"Apology accepted. It's good to see you to Omega or should I say O'malley? After all it is what you call yourself now a days is it not?" said O'malley's theoretical sister returning his greeting.
"Seriously! Even O'malley knows this guy!? What the hell? How many people has he meet that we already know? Wait a minute, who's that guy? Wait a minute you're Sister from when I went into Caboose's head! How did you get out?" ranted church be for noticing the extra soldier in yellow armor behind Lelouch.
"Uh.. You killed us both jack ass that's how." said Caboose's interpretation of Griff's sister who the dumb Blue soldier thought was Church's twin brother by the name of Sister with the exact same voice as Church.
"Wait that idiot thinks my sister is a guy!?" asked a confused Griff.
"apparently so and he thinks that Sister is my twin brother of all things, I mean how messed up is that?" asked Church rhetorically.
"I know that morons brain was as empty as a cave absent of bats!" stated the O'malley possessed Lelouch agreeing with Church one hundered percent.
"What about me?" asked the real Sister as she appeared beside Tucker a split second later.
"Wait, you mean I'm the product of some idiots imagination?" asked male Sister about to have an existential crisis.
"Yep!" bluntly replayed Church and Tucker.
"Welcome to the real world! My names Dount. Nice to meet you Caboose's interpretation of Griff's sister." said Donut intoduceing himself to the new soldier in the box canyon.
"Um... Hi, I guess?" responded the new guy.
"That's ridicules! Church Dosent have any siblings!" said Tex/Alison.
"Not according to that Blue armored bafoon he dosent." said the possessed Red C.O.
(meanwhile inside Lelouch's mind)
"God damn it! Why didn't I turn off my radio be for coming here?" swore Lelouch in side his own mind (which looked like a massive rich persons private library) beating himself up for his simple oversight.
"Quite your whining you fool! It hard to think with you constantly berating yourself." complained O'malley sitting in a Victorian style arm chair reading a book labelled childhood memories 7-18 which he already made a huge dent in reading wise since he was already halfway finish said book.
"Hay! Give that back!" yelled Lelouch trying to gab it from the insane A.I program but failed.
"No way! I just got to the best part were you swear bloody vengeance against your biological father for throwing you and your blind and crippled sister out into the harsh, cruel world because your mother was killed due to a terrorist attack which was the same incident that crippled your sister Nannaly." argued back O'malley jumping out of the raven haired Freelancers way.
"Get back here!" yelled Lelouch chasing the A.I through his own mind.
(back to everyone else in blood gulch)
"Alright no one move!" ordered Church as he activated his radio Causeing O'malley to jump from Lelouch to him though not effecting him at all which confused long enough for Tex to beat O'malley out of him and Causeing him to infect her instead.
"Where'd he go? Is he gone? ...Tex?" frantically asked Church befor noticing the loud beeping coming from Tex's armor.
"Church, run!" Alison warned her boyfriend.
"Tex, don't!" yelled Church but I was to late.
"You have no idea what kind of trouble you are in for. Hahaha!" Laughed the now possessed agent Texas as she sucker punched Lelouch in the gut who feel to his knees and dropped the ignition coil as she then picked it up and ran for the ship.
"Son of a bitch!" swore Lelouch from the blow to his abdomen.
"Tex, don't do this!" begged Church as the ship know also known as Sheila prepared to take off.
"What's goning on here asked the yellow armored guy who keeper quite until now.
"You have to stop her fight now!" Church yelled at Sarge.
"No prob-lamo Blue. Andy you there?" said sarge who then called Andy over the radio.
"I'm here coach!" replied an excited talking bomb.
"What's going on?" Church asked the talking bomb who doubled as a translator.
"Tex is hooking up Wyoming's helmet to the computer." said Andy reporting what he saw.
"Ready for your job soldier?" asked sarge.
"You bet!" replied Andy.
"Alright then son. Do what you were born to do, detonate!" ordered Sarge.
"Hay, you want me to start from three or ten? Come on the suspense will kill them!" asked Andy as he then started counting down from ten.
"I tolled you to disable the ship not destroy it!" Church yelled in Lelouch's ear as he leaned on his sniper rifle which he was useing as a crutch.
"Don't yell at me duche bag yell at Sarge, he's the one who planted the bomb on your girlfriends ship." retorted Lelouch.
"What?" asked Church now looking at Sarge.
"Oh we'll score one for the Red team I guess." said Sarge noneshalntly.
"What about my kid?" asked the resident worried single parent of blood gulch.
"Alright, score two." Sarge correcting himself.
"Andy, do not detonate! Can you see there heading, do you know where there going?" asked a frantic Church as Andy finished his count down as the ship went into slip space.
"Tex..." quitely asked a devastated Church.
"Booo! No explosion! That sucks." said Griff looking away in disappointment.
*Ka-Booooom!*
"Ha ha! Ka-blamo!" cheered Sarge proud of Andy's last act which he believed brought the Red team glorious victory over the accursed Blues.
"Wow! That explosion was awsome!" said the lighting red solider who saw the explosion unlike Griff.
"What explosion? I didn't see it. Do it again." asked Griff who missed out on the once off sight.
"What just happened?" asked the confused male Sister from Caboose's head.
"I'll fill you in later solider." said Lelouch who gave the belived to be dead Tex a moment of silence.
"Uh Church? What should we do?" asked Tucker stopping Church in his tracks.
"Do what ever you want! I'm going home." said a mourning Pvt. Church.
"Yeah fuck this!" said Tucker said in agreement.
"Sarge? Are we fighting?" asked Simons confusedly.
"No Simons, I think they've had there butts kicked enough for one day. Let's leave some for tomorrow." said sarge satisfied with blowing up Tex's ship.
"I couldn't agree more Sargent. Now about our deal." said Lelouch reminding Sarge of there eariler agreement.
"Oh okay! I sarge, current leader of the red army outpost here I blood gulch here be officially hand command of the red forces stationed in thi here box canyon over to... To...?" said sarge forgetting his successors name.
"LT. Commander Leouch Lamprouge!"
"Lamp what know?" asked a confused Sarge.
"Lamprouge, sir it means red lamp in French." Clarified Pvt. Simons.
"Wait you have red in your name? Well why didn't you say so son? This changes everything!" stated sarge doing a one eighty with his mood.
"I'm pretty sure I said that when we first meet." said Lelouch confused by the old Sargent's random mood swing.
"Oh! We'll never mind, you get the job son!" said Sarge handing over control of the team to Lelouch.
"Thank you Sargent, and for my first act as I here by assign the position of my second in command to..." said Lelouch only for a promotion hungry vulture known as Simons intrupt him.
"Is it me?, please say it's me, I'm right aren't I?" frantically asked the maroon suck up.
"No! Now back up, you're to close for comfort." ordered Lelouch.
"Oh... Okay." replied a disappointed Simons backing up from the commander. "What!"
"Okay, like I was saying befor I was rudely interrupted. I here by name Sarge as my second in command until a soldier of a higher rank then him joins are team." announced Lelouch.
"What!" yelled Griff.
"Congratulations on the promotion Sarge!" said Donut congratulating Sarge.
"Congratulations Sir!" said Simons in suck up mode.
"Thank you Donut, thank you Simons, shut up griff!" thanked Sarge before telling griff to shut up.
"Now on to the matter of what to do with this guy." said Lelouch turning everyone's attention to the yellow armored soldier standing a few feet away from them.
"Finally some answers! First off what's going on... Blarge." said the soldier from Caboose's imagination be for he died from a shot to the head (most likely Church gave his sniper rifle to Caboose and tolled him to "help" the poor soul).
"God damn it!" swore the Reds commander.
END! (For now!)