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Chapter 10: Stay My Baby
~~Mikoto's P.O.V~~
"Why Hello Thaar Sea Critters of Bikini Bottom! Lets take a dip in a poool of cereaaaaaal~" I exclaimed, sitting in between my 2 babies at the Uchiha dining table. Its just too bad my husband was on a business trip, sigh.
Hihihi, my babies were just sooooo cute—even if they look like they're going to kill me. I pinched Itachi's left cheek and Sasucakes' right cheek.
"Seriously Itachi, you're really letting yourself go! You're cheeks aren't even squishy anymore! Ah your poor poor mother!" I groaned, my baby's growing up! They grow up so fast waah!
"Kaa-san, I'm like, 24 already." Itachi glared.
" I thought you were 4 . . . O_O"
Sasucakes butted in, "What does that make me? An un-born
Uchiha?"
"I wish." Itachi grinned, sipping his coffee.
"Itachi. Stop being mean to little Sasu-kun! Look now you hurt his feelings!"
Sasuke stared blankly.
"Kaa-chan, I'm 20. I manage part of Tou-san's company. And I'm skipping breakfast today, Ja!" He collected his things and headed for the door.
" Hold on just a darn second Sasu-cakes. I don't count ANY of my babies adult until they have a girlfriend and or is married." Yup, both my babies.
"I have a girlfriend." He smirked, and slammed the door.
Suddenly, a burst of laughter. "! Sasuke? Girlfriend? AHAHAHA Must be Naruto! He doesn't call anyone, EVER! Except Naruto! HAHAHAHA!"
"You done?" I asked, he seemed hysterical. "Baby, did you take your pills this morning?"
". . ." I thought so…
Peeeew. Plonk. A stone dropped on Itachi's head. "Ow!"
On it, was engraved,
STFU.
-Sasuke
STFU? Kids these days… "Honey, what does STFU mean?"
"Uh… Start Tainting Feather Umbrellas…?" he said with a puzzled look.
That didn't even make sense… Seriously, kids these days…
~~Sasuke's P.O.V~~
Grin.
Oh damn yes, I have a girlfriend. At least, going – to –be girlfriend.
Smirk.
I got on the first taxi that arrived, " Hihara Toudou, I'll be your driver today." A dark green haired man greeted. As he extended his right hand.
"Hn. You're new. Uchiha." As I shook his hand.
"Just started 2 weeks ago, Uchiha-san."
"To Uchiha Corps., then?"
"Hn." 2 Weeks, huh.
.
.
15 minutes flat, not bad.
"Come back at 8pm."
"No problem, sir."
He handed him ¥ 150, including the tip.
Smirk. Fingering the keys in my fingers. Now, my Miso Soup. Licks. Lips.
~~Sakura's P.O.V~~
"Sorry about the monkeys, yeah." He said with his hands behind his back.
"Nah, its ok, Sai. It was for the company right? 'course the only bad thing though, is that Sasuke got my keys…"
His eyes were wide open, "Good luck getting them back… You'll probably die first, then he'll dance on your grave laughing and he'll be wiggling the keys in front of your tombstone."
A vein popped. No, Sasuke wouldn't do that.
"Nah, he'll probably die first because women do have longer life-spans."
"Suit yourself." He said rolling his eyes going to his office, carrying a new portrait photo.
With nothing better to do, I followed him.
"Sooooooo, tell me about you and Ino. Being the stubborn pig she is, she wont tell me, her best friend—maybe enemy."
He looked at me with a confused look, "Me? And Ino? I don't even like her."
I blinked. INO EFFING PIG LIED?
Augh, I can see it now, D E S P E R A T E on her forehead. HA! Who's forehead now huuh?
Shut up Inner, we can rant on Ino later, would be nice not being alone for once. Oh and might as well add P I G too.
You got it.
For a second there, I thought I heard the usual morning panic on the Intercom-Y'now the "Devil is on board" or "Satan is rising" usual crap. Meaning only one thing, Uchiha has arrived.
The door to Sai's office slammed in front of me. "Uhh… Sai?"
When I turned around, I saw a man it a black suit just inches away from me. "Get away, pervert."
"Hn. What were you doing in Sai's office?"
"I found out Ino-Pig is a desperate liar."
He smirked. Chuckle.
"What's so funny?"
"The whole office knew that. You sure are dense."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Hn. Miso Soup."
Shit. I was hoping he forgot.
~~Kiba's P.O.V~~
Yeah, its been a loooong time since I've appeared on this fic.
You can thank Faeriette for that. Akamaru is not happy, growl.
"Hey Naruto, check it out, Sakura and DevilUchihaSatan be flirtin'…
Naruto. Naruto. DOBE. BAKA. Stop staring at Hinata and check it!"
I grabbed the bastard by the ear from ogling at Hinata from the window to the door.
"You don't think Teme has a thing for her, do you?"
I shrugged. "Even if he did, I don't think someone as pretty as Sakura would fall for someone SO Evil!"
"He's not as bad once you get to know him…" He trailed off.
"Tch, what do you know Baka? Uh Baka?" Beside me there was an outline of a missing baka. Then I saw him once again looking through the other window, chanting. "Strip. Strip. Strip."
… Pervert. But who am I to say, probably all guys are perverts.
Eh, its in the hormones.
"Naruto, I don't think chanting will help…" "She removed her jacket!"
But then again… "Hey Kiba." "Sup Chouji, mah man!" He came in holding a bag of chips, giving one cracker to Akamaru. We did our secret handshake—fist bump, high-four (yes, without pinkies) and then we do the dougie. (Teach Me How To Dougie haha..)
Chouji rested on the bean bag in the pantry-which is where we are now, conveniently located next to Hinata's office window.
~~Sakura's P.O.V~~
Hm. The Miso soup I made is done! I made Sasuke wait in his office while I made it, "Hinata, want to try my soup?" It was yellow and bubbling with a fish bone floating (I didn't even put fish!)
"N-No thanks Sakura… But maybe I should help you make the soup…" Its true, Hinata is a better cook than I am.
"First we heat the Dashi."
I watched as she poured the dashi into a large sauce pan, placed it on the hob and turned the heat up high.
"Next we soak the wakame…"
She taught me all sorts of steps in making the Miso soup, unfortunately, it still turned out yellow-ish and weird.
Then Ino burst through the door, "Sakura! Help! Uchiha-san seems really hungry, he hasn't even ordered his afternoon tomatoes!
I paled. What if he dies waiting for this soup?
"Ino, you've got a lot of explaining to do." I tapped my foot on the Tatami mat.
"Aww! He's just waiting for Sakura's soup!"
At that moment, I started to repeat the recipe until I get it right.
~~Naruto's P.O.V~~
"Say Teme, how long has Sakura-chan been in the kitchen now? And you haven't eaten since breakfast? It's like 2 pm now, you should at least grab a sandwich…"
"Hn. Why would I listen to you?" he scoffed.
"Because! I care about you, man. You're like my brother."
"The whole office is scared of me." He said, not looking up from his laptop.
" You should be more friendly, y'know. Like how you are with Sakura-chan." I cooed.
"What makes you think I'm extra kind with Sakura?" he raised a brow.
"Uh, you never shouted at her for once, and you're waiting for her food, which I warn you doesn't look that—"
He stood up and held my clothes by the collar, "Don't. Insult. Sakura. Or. Her. Cooking. EVER. She is amazing at whatever she does."
He let me down, "Chill Sasuke, Chill."
"Hn."
"Okay, I'm going to check on her, see when she'll give you the food."
I stood up and headed for the kitchen..
"Sakura, I don't think it matters how good the soup is, it's the thought that counts right?" Hinata said.
"Yeah, Hinata's right, I'm sure whatever you cook tastes good to Teme anyway, sheesh, must be something wrong with his tongue…"
"Naruto Baka! Who said you could come in here anyway!" as she bonked me on the head. "Oww! Why am I always the one getting hurt?"
"'cuz you deserve it!"
~~Sakura's P.O.V~~
I don't want him to get hungry because of me. But I also don't want him to suffer from food-poisoning! I could get fired on the spot and I'll owe the Uchiha family a truck of money!
"Seriously Sakura, I think you should just give it so he dies and we become happy people again.." Ino suggested.
"Whaat? No! Easy for you to say!" It will all be my fault.
"Sakura, it's the thought that counts. Like what Naruto-kun said, anything you make for Sasuke-kun will be good for him"
I feel as though there's an angel Hinata on my left shoulder and a Devil Ino on my other shoulder, very tempting.
"Shut up! I'll just give the soup to him whether he likes it or not, poisons him or not, he'll tell me its terrible anyways, but I JUST WANT MY DAMN CAR KEYS BACK!" I kicked the door down carrying the yellow-ish bowl of soup.
Everyone sunk down to small sizes… "So she doesn't love him?" Tiny Hinata asked. "It was just for the keys?" Tiny Naruto asked. "That's it? That wasn't worth my time! I'm outta here." Ino stomped and left the room.
~~Sasuke's P.O.V~~
Rumble Rumble. Dammit, that's my 10th grumble from my stomach this day, and its already 3:30pm, I should've known better than making her do something as selfish as this for me. I—
"Um, Sasuke, here's your soup." Sakura entered and put said bowl on my desk, it looked… amazing.
"Look, I'm sorry if you die, get food-poisoning, explosive diarrhea, cancer, kidney stones or—"
I drank a spoonful of the soup, "It tasted delicious." She couldn't help but blush,
"Anything Sakura makes is delicious." Grin.
"DevilaCEOwhofiresonthespot SAY WHAT?"
~~Sakura's P.O.V~~
I mean, is he crazy or something? Even I tasted it, and it tastes like crap put in a dirty sock, swallowed by the toilet, gone to the sewer, peed on by rats, touched by Snooki and came back up the toilet, really.
"PERVERTED ALIEN! You're tongue is so alien! I'm working for an alien aaaah!" And then everything went black, but from the corner of the mirror, I swear I looked beet red, greeeeat, now I'm gonna pass out-.
~~Sasuke's P.O.V~~
Oh. Kami. Heh, must've been extreme blushing.
I set her down on the newly-ordered couch in my office.
As I continued to drink the soup.
Hn. I wonder when or if she'll ever ask for the keys, smirk.
I want her here forever.
.
.
Kick!
"Sasuke! What did you do to Sakura? Knocked her out cold eh? Lets see who's going to be knocked out cold… forever!" Yamanaka beamed. She was accompanied by Hinata and Naruto wearing—er—Power Rangers gear? Tch. Childish.
"Hn. Yamanaka, calm down. She fainted from extreme blushing and love." I grinned.
"What do you know about love, Uchiha?" Even the Dobe sided with her.
.
Little did they know, sneaky Sakura was listening to their little fight,
"Sakura, I know you're listening."
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