Kyle had seen and done a lot of weird things in his live. And he often wondered why the hell all those kind of things kept happening. But even though it wasn't as it was supposed to be, it was a part of his live. It were his memories with all kind of precious people to him.

So maybe this was one of those things he should put on his to-weird-to-talk-about-again-but-so-in-need-to-talk-about-it-because-it-is-just-to-weird-to-not-to-tell-list. But yeah, what were you supposed to expect when one of your friends just was obsessed with females in more than one way.

"Wow!"

"Dude!"

"…I always knew you had a pussy Kahl!"

Okay maybe the reaction of his three friends Kenny, Stan and Cartman freaked him more out than what he was wearing know. Kyle had never in his whole live thought he would walk around in a mini black dress.

The redhead looked in the mirror. The hair extensions made his hair hang just over his shoulders. The soft and natural make-up gave his face an feminine look. Light brown eyeschadow, mascara to make his eyelashes extra long and soft pink gloss adored his lips. The dress made his curves come out just right and the black heels gave his legs an long idea. As finishing in touch were his nails French manicured.

He looked so gay… He didn't have anything against men who dressed up like woman. But seeing himself like this crept himself out. Correction Kenny who had done all this crept him out even more.

"So tell me again why I look like some girl."

"Well Kylie you see, I and the guys were totally getting fed up with you and The Mole fighting. So to get the two of you talk again did I set a plan up. " Grinned the blonde pervert, Kyle one cocked his eyebrow up.

"Okay look Kyle, The Mole doesn't want to see you and the only way to talk to him is dressing you up as a girl get you into a club and talk with him." Maybe Kyle should listen to Kenny next time first before he decided to get pulled into all this mess.

"And how do you think we get into Tophe's office at least into the club. That can only happen when you have a V.I.P ticket or an golden ticket. And as you guys know has Tophe made sure I can't get in any club."

After the kidnapping incident had Kyle not seen or talked with the Frenchman. Kyle had tried to get into contact but The Frenchman refused and didn't even tell him why.

"Kahl, Kahl, Kahl I will only tell you this one time so listen carefully. I'm the only one who is allowed to hurt you. So this new boyfriend of my mother is some kind of director from an model agencies. And he got me V.I.P tickets for that stupid club of your stupid friend."

It took a while for Kyle to realize what Cartman had said in his own kind of way. And for the first and last time in his whole life hugged Kyle Broflovski his enemy Eric Theodore Cartman aka Fatass.

…

"Can I see your ticket sir?" The man outside looked intensely at the two of them. Kyle was sure it was either because the guy found out who he was or because he thought what a guy like Cartman was doing with such a girl…It had to be the first.

Cartman flashed the V.I.P card with an annoying look. The man scanned it for an quick second before letting them through. Suddenly was Kyle pulled away from Cartman by the man.

"Hey if you're tired of that guy you can always come to me." Whispered the man before letting go of the redheads arm. With big eyes and an red face walked he back to Cartman who was glaring at the man.

They were inside Étoile Filante and Kyle's heart was beating like crazy. Know they needed to get into the V.I.P room from there it was all up to Kyle. The redhead had to get to Christopher's office, luckily for him he had been here way to many times.

Cartman led him through the crowd, towards the V.I.P room. Kyle got nervous from all the stares he got from the man and nervously pulled his dress lower. It was like getting to the V.I.P room took an half hour longer than it normally did.

Without any trouble they got inside the V.I.P room there weren't many people there because it was still early for most people to start partying.

"Now it's up to you Jew, don't screw up now." Cartman gave him an smirk. He still pissed Kyle totally off so he decided to mess a little bit with the guy.

"I'm going to the toilet honey." He placed an kiss on the face of his enemy and walked away swaying his hips. He heard Cartman mumble something about 'Stupid gay Jews who can't keep their hand to them self'. Kyle laughed.

…

Kyle walked through the hallway he was almost at the office. Everything was going according to plan.

"Hey you there what are you doing here." He had cheered to early. He turned around facing two guys. One with blond hair and one with brown hair, they didn't looked to smart.

"Hey I asked you something, lady. " said the blonde one. Kyle started to panic what should he do know?

"Certainement, tu es toujours un gros chien? " ("Do you always look like an fat dog?")

Kyle so hoped that they didn't know what he just said. He hoped so much that they were as stupid as they looked. He had learnt the sentence from Tophe, just for fun.

"What did she say?" the brown one asked. "I wouldn't know" answered the blond. Kyle smiled they really didn't know French. Kyle held his face diagonally and smiled at the two of them.

"J'm apelle Kylie. Le Mole est un bœuf muet. " ("I'm Kylie. The Mole is an stupid cow.")

The two looked confused at him. "Oh she must be searching for the boss!"

"Of course idiot, she just said that!" screamed the blond at the brown haired guy. Before reaching his hand towards Kyle. "Miss Kylie, I'll bring you to the boss his office." Kyle smiled and took the hand, he regretted it soon as the hand was sweaty.

They walked towards the office and the brown haired guy opened the door for them. The blond let him to the couch waited till he was seated. "Then if you wait here miss Kylie will I search for the boss."

Kyle just kept on smiling. The two of them left and shut the door behind them. Kyle signed that went just right. He stood up and walked around since his last visit had noting changed. He looked at the paintings hanging on the wall.

Suddenly out of nothing was he turned around and pushed into the wall. As lips connected saw Kyle the dark eyes of one person. An really pissed off Christophe Delorne.

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