DBF: Hey and welcome back to Reno Drabbles!

Reno: Whoop de do..(twirls finger in the air)

DBF: (glares at him)

Reno: (glares back)

DBF: I do not own anything whatsoever!

Reno: Thank you Buddha!

DBF: (Stares at him strangely) Well anywho, Without further ado, ENJOY!!

Today's topic is one of my favorite subjects, picking up girls. I have a new idea I concocted in my head and I tried it

yesterday..Unfortunately it was a failure. You see..I laid out in the open street. My plan was to get a car to stop. Then a beautiful lady with big

hooters would come out and see if I was all right, and then I would say "I think I've fallen for you." Okay, so, I'm layin' out in the street and a car

whizzes right past me nearly chopping arm clean off.

"Hey! Watch it you ass! I'm trying to catch girls here!" I yelled after him. Then one of these big work trucks ran over me. "SHIT!" I yelled.

There weren't any cars coming after that. So I got up and checked to see that my limbs were still attatched to my body. They were. Man,

catching girls is a very dangerous process! Then a car swerved up to me and spalshed some left over rain water onto my face. I spit it out and

glared at the car. The person came out and walked towards me. I shut my eyes and acted hurt. I could sense it. I was getting so excited. My

errection was getting bigger and bigger by the moment. Suddenly she opened her mouth to speak.

"Are you okay?" came an elderly man's voice. "Huh?" I got up and stared at him.

"Y-YOU'RE NOT A DYNAMITE BABE WITH LUSH LIPS, KILLER CURVES AND A SEXY ASS!!!!" I screamed in horror. The old man, who was in fact Bugenhagen, stared at me.

"Nooooooo..." he dragged on. "But these are..." Bugenhagen said as he opened his car door. My mouth literally dropped to the floor in surprise.

"H-How d-did y-you?!?!" I stuttered.

"Just trell them you're tich and have a house in every country" he whispered. I just stared at him, shook my head, and walked away.

"Crazy old man" I mumbled. Before I knew it I was a hood ornament on someone else's car. "AHH! WHAT THE FUCK LADY!! COUDN'T YOU SEE I WAS CROSSING THE DAMN STREET?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" The car just sped up to about 80 miles per hour and I went flying off the car and smacked into a stop sign. "...Ow..."

So as you can see it's not easy picking up girls.

"Sure it is! You just have to use your head!" came Cloud's voice.

"Says the guy who shaves with spray cheese.." I shot back sarcastically.

"So?!"

I just rolled my eyes and walked away.

"You sleep with an inflatable doll!!" Cloud yelled after me. I stopped and turned around.

"No, That's Cid.." I said as I turned back. Cloud scratched his head and scrunched up his face in thought.

"...Oh yeah...Wait, then whose the one that wears women's lingere?" Cloud thought for a little bi. Then a lightbulb went off in his head.

"Oh wait..thats me! Wait..Then whose the guy that stuffs cheese balls in a bra and wears it?"

"CLOUD!!!!" I yelled chasing after him.

"Oh shit..."

"CLOUD!!!!"

Cloud ran for it.

"GET BACK HERE YOU MORON!!!!"

DBF: Well I hope you enjoyed that installment of Reno Drabbles!!!! I had so much fun writing it! I actually wrote it on the 4th of July when I was waiting for the fireworks to start. Just to let you all know I have nothing against Cid, Cloud, and Reno, I love them all! Well please review and tell me what ya thought!