Hey! I haven't updated in a while! :O Sorry to keep you guys waiting…

Okay, so when I said the link for the last chapter would link, I lied. I thought it would, but then it didn't so yeah…

Oh well. Thanks for all the reviews once again!

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Alvin Seville: check me out in this pic! (use your imagination! I have no pic. Sorry to disappoint you. I know that was going to be the highlight of this story. :P)

Theodore Seville: Check you out? Well that doesn't sound suggestive…

Alvin Seville: Says the guy who thought WTF stood for wait till friday! :P

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Brittany Miller: For all ma gurls in the world… u know we're much better than boyz!

Eleanor Miller: Girls… WE RUN THE WORLD! Girls… WE RUN THE WORLD!

Alvin Seville: Boyz will always rule this earth no matter wh u say!

Theodore Seville: BOY POWER!

Eleanor Miller: It sounds stupid when some1 sayz boy power u know.

Alvin Seville: Yeah well gurls go 2 jupiter 2 get more stupider and boys go 2 collage 2 get more knolage! :P

Simon Seville: Unfortunately for Alvin, collage will never be an opportunity if your grammar is still gonna be so awful.

Alvin Seville: LEAVE ME ALONE!

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Jeanette Miller: We just got captured so if your reading this… PLEASE HELP!

Brittany Miller: I AM NOT GOING 2 MARRY A 4 YEAR OLD! I REFUSE!

Alvin Seville: The only reason u refuse iz cuz u wanna marry me!

Brittany Miller: Shut up!

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Theodore Seville: I keep getting phone calls saying that my daughter keeps missing classes…

Jeanette Miller: Um… what?

Theodore Seville: It at all hours of the night and I just got one.

Eleanor Miller: wow…

Theodore Seville: I've even called them tellin em th I don't have a daughter I'm 9… I mean the 90s were a blure but I don't think I was impregnating anyone when I wasn't even born…But I am gonna find this girl and get her butt 2 school cuz I am tiard of these stupid phone calls!

Alvin Seville:

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Alvin Seville-Simon Seville: If you could b any charectr in harry potter who would u b?

Simon Seville: Maybe one of the Weasley. They have a good time and have a good laugh.

Alvin Seville: Doesn't 1 of them die?

Simon Seville: Right… um.. I wanna be the one that lives. It's… oh gosh… who is it?... I'm probably upsetting many people right now…

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Alvin Seville: Music stops me! So hard! Makes me say oh ma Lord! Thank u 4 blessin me with a gift to rhyme!

Simon Seville: Give it up Alvin! You can't rap!

Theodore Seville: U can't even rap presents….

Jeanette Miller: Rap

Alvin Seville: U guyz r so mean! :P

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Brittany Miller-Eleanor Miler: I can't believe u stole a penguin!

Eleanor Miller: I didn't want him 2 b homesick and die!

Jeanette Miller: Be nicer to her. At least she saved this little baby's life!

Brittany Miller: Wh evea! :P

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Alvin Seville: Always remember and never forgive! U remember their name their addresses! U should remember everything. Don't listen to any of th 4give and 2get crap cuz don't! One day u get even and 1 day theyll regret it cuz ull post their social seacurity # on twitwer or something. U remember the stuff they did 2 u and u get them back. Ths all I have 2 say.

David Seville: WHO EVER IS BULLYING MY SON… I WILL KICK UR BUTTS! (_/\_)!

Alvin Seville: Wha iz th the end? And I wazn't serious I waz just sayin th...

David Seville: IT'S A BUTT! LOLZ!

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Theodore Seville: Somethin smells funny…

Alvin Seville: It's my new Cologne. ;)

Brittany Miller: What cologne do u wear?

Alvin Seville: It's Mark Jacobs Rain.

Jeanette Miller: Isn't that for girls?

Alvin Seville: Crap!

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Alvin Seville: I hate this stupid loin cloth! :P

Simon Seville: Me too. This sucks.

Theodore Seville: Look on the bright side! least u found me!

Simon Seville: Goodie! (Not)

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Simon Seville-Jeanette Miller: I love u soooo much!1 U iz my everything and i don't think i could go on with out u in my life in some form! And I would like 2 prepose! Jeanette Miller will u marry me?

Jeanette Miller: Wow! Um… Simon… I don't know how to respond… are you high or something?

Simon Seville: Sorry about that Jeanette. Alvin took my phone! :

Alvin Seville: Yeah, well I would have gotten away with it if u had spent more time lookin 4 the mushrooms in the cornor. :P

Jeanette Miller: It's ok. BTW how do you have your phones with you?

Alvin Seville: Ask Simon.

Simon Seville: Why me?

Alvin Seville: I meant the author! :P

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Alvin Seville-Brittany Miller: Brit, no matter wh u say, I will always luv u with all my heart! I never want u 2 leave my side! Plz marry me and we shall have high pitched and cartoonish children!

Brittany Miller: Um… wha the hell?

Alvin Seville: Do u not luv me?

Brittany Miller: u r scarein me….

Alvin Seville: If u ever do that ever again I will rip ur head off and then use it as a halloween decoration and then kick it like a soccer ball when it's over!

Brittany Miller: I have no idea what u mean by that but i think u have anger issues…

Alvin Seville: I ment simon!

Simon Seville: You're very welcome!

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Theodore Seville:

According to chain messages…
I should have died 18 times…
been cursed twice…
been cut 10 times…
Either chain messages are fake or I have super powers...

^ Brittany Miller and 10 others like this

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Okayyy…. So that's it for this chapter! I didn't put mobile update on it cuz I realized that was a waste of my time and I assume that you guys know that they are using phones.

CallMeSky, I did use your facebook post cuz it was funny. (I hope you don't mind me stealing your humor! ;)

So anyways… Review plz!

This time say (I was watching a youtube video and it was paused so I told myself the next word he says will be the word you guys will put in your review if you read my ANs and he said jackasses and I was like… well, that's not happening. (Don't put this in your review I was just telling you this cuz I thought it was funny…. Oh well! Now you know what goes on in my brain! :D)

Anyways, say BANANA!

Review!