From: TAWOGfan2000

Im asking a lot lately so i wont ask for a while.

12th doctor: Aaawwwwww, i had an entire assasination attempt planned out for him. It involves shooting him with a molecular destabilizer modified to painfully take him appart molecule by molecule, rearange them and put it back together, and reapeating for a few years. Now i cant do it seeing that he lives in 2025. So any other famous people that are secretely aliens? (Dont put seth macfarlane on the list, cause if you do, you will replace justin bieber in my assasination plan!).

Cybermen: that explains it. Also, why are you selling time shares in florida? And before you say that its a secret plan to assimilate florida ive already scanned your brains.

Missy: WHAT WHERE YOU DOING ON OCTOBER 13TH, 2005!

12TH DOCTOR: Don't worry in 2025 Justin Bieber is not only bankrupt but he has no house, no family, and no teeth. It's a bit disturbing but the graske didn't like his human form so I have to respect his choices. Plus by that time he isn't hypnotizing girls with his singing anymore. I thank the world for that!

CLARA: You just didn't like that he sang me a song dedicated to me did you?

12TH DOCTOR: Shut up!

CLARA: You don't do you! Ha, admit it you don't like that he paid me some actual attention.

12TH DOCTOR: Shuttity up, up, up! As for the other alien celebrities there's a lot but to name a few … Oprah is a zygon that in actuality killed the real Oprah in 2011, The Jonas brothers are all slitheen, Oh and Katy perry and Lady Gaga are both Vespiform. It would take me ages to actually list how many celebrities are aliens hiding on earth.

CLARA: Ugh. I think out of all of those the graske Justin Bieber was the only nice alien. He sure as hell was a troublemaker but at least he didn't try to blow up a planet or murder everyone for no good reason! Stupid Lady Gaga! I ruined two of my favorite jackets that day.

CYBERMAN: We were scanning Florida to see if we had enough cyberman to delete it from existence! Florida will be deleted!

MISSY: Oh I was doing a bit of this and that.

MASTER: That's basically me talk for planning to take over the world.

MISSY: Yes I was cause I'm bananas! You should have seen it dear, It was beautiful. If you'd like you can help me one of these days TAWOGfan, if you think you're evil enough of course. If not I'll just blow you into atoms!

MASTER: I'd just turn you into me so you were definitely evil enough.

MISSY: That's so last regeneration, call me old fashioned but I'd prefer death over a complete genetic remodel.

MASTER: Fine, do what you want. I've gotta go change everyone into me now so don't wait up.

MISSY: I never wait for anybody I just kill them.

CLARA: You're insane!

MISSY: Nope. Like I said before dear, I'm more than insane … I'm bananas!