Hub Fortress 2- Ponies vs Pets

Pony Version

MEET THE PATISSIER!

Pinkie Pie, giant lollipop in hand, walks through the streets of Downtown City. She steps on a magic wand, snapping it in half, and kicks a few dog biscuits aside. She's wearing black spandex, and has a pair of orange goggles on her face.

Big Mac is sitting a dark room, silhouetted in the darkness.

"I fear no stallion," Big Mac said, and then shifted uncomfortably, "But that... mare... she scares me."

Sugar Sprinkles runs into Sweet Delights, and the door closes behind her before Vinnie can run in behind her. Vinnie pushes desperately on the door as Pinkie Pie walks towards him.

The silhouette of Scootaloo can be seen. She shakes her and seems agitated. "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?"

Worried, she tries to detach the lavalier microphone from her chest. She sits upright in her chair, in near panic.

"She's not here, is she?"

Scootaloo continues to tug as she stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.

"How do I get this thing off?!"

Pinkie Pie bucks the door to Sweet Delights open and turns around, holding a huge pastry back at the ready.

Rarity sits in the dark, staring at her hoof.

"One shudders to imagine what crazy thoughts lie in her crazy Pinkie Pie head..."

Pinkie Pie sprays icing all around over the street. Coating mailboxes, cars, and lamp-posts in pink icing.

"...what dreams of overly sweet madness?"

Pinkie Pie is strutting through a world made of candy. It looks like Downtown City, only the building are all made of candy, baked goods, and other sweets.

My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)

And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)

Pinkie Pie is holding her Party Cannon and firing confetti and streamers all over the place.

I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day

It doesn't matter now (What's up?)

Pinkie laughs and cheers as she waves a giant lollipop around. Penny Ling, now chubby and wearing a pair of fairy wings, flies over to her.

If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)'

Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do

The two converge seemingly happily. Pinkie Pie happily shoves the lollipop in the Penny Ling's mouth.

Pinkie Pie hit Penny Ling with the lollipop, knocking her bamboo mini-gun out of her paws.

'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile

Yes I do

Vinnie, also wearing wings, flutters over to Pinkie Pie and lands on her pastry bag.

It fills my heart with sunshine all the while

Yes it does

Pinkie Pie takes out a bubble wand and blows bubbles in Vinnie's face.

Pinkie Pie hit Vinnie with a pie in the face.

'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile

From these happy friends of mine

Sunil popped out of a box and smiled. Pinkie ran up and closed the box on him.

Pinkie Pie barred a shed closed with her lollipop, trapping Sunil inside.

"NO! LET ME OUT!" Sunil shouted.

Pinkie Pie jammed her pastry bag into the space in between the doors and began to pump out icing into the shed.

I like to see you grin (Awesome!)

I love to see you beam (Rock on!)

The corners of your mouth turned up is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof bump!)

Pinkie Pie shot out rainbows from her party cannon.

But if you're kind of worried

And your face has made a frown

I'll work real hard and do my best to turn that sad frown upside down

Pinkie Pie blew up a balloon and made a pony balloon animal. She threw it, and Sugar Sprinkles and Scout Kerry jump on and ride it. They wave goodbye as Pinkie hopped away.

"TOO MUCH SUGAR!" Minka screamed as she walked around, covered in frosting.

Pepper is running down the street, tracking frosting behind her. As she ran, a piece of a sentry gun hit her in the side when the frosting caused it to jam and explode. Sugar Sprinkles is seen being sent flying by the exploding sentry gun. Vinnie runs screaming as Russel falls down from a fire escape and crawls along the ground.

There's the sound of an explosion nearby, and Sugar Sprinkles is heard saying, "What the- What, like, happened to my dispenser?"

"HELP!" Russel shouted as he grabbed someone's leg. He looked up to see that it belonged to Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie looks down and squeezes her pastry bag. Russel's muffled screaming can be heard screaming as drops of icing sprays back onto Pinkie Pie's goggles as she tilts her head.

HUB!

FOR-!

-TRESS!

2!

PONIES VS PETS!

Pinkie Pie happily walks away into the sunset.

Come on every pony smile, smile, smile

Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine

Pepper Clark stumbles forward, her stomach swollen with icing, and fell flat on her stomach. Pinkie Pie continues to walk away, whistling a slightly slower version of her song, leaving her surroundings coated in pink icing.

The song is called "The Smile Song" from the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode "A Friend in Deed." I thank you all for reading so far, and I greatly appreciate it. But we're not done let. I have one more class to write for. That's right, a tenth class! Here's a hint, it actually exists and is not something I just made up. Give me your feed back!