Author's note: Here is the second part of Lucy's birthday chat. I hope you enjoy!

LIVE CHAT (Lucy's Birthday Chat Continued)

Peter: I wonder who the next person will be.

Susan: I have nooooooo idea.

Edmund: I'm a little teapot short and stout!

Susan: Edmund, please, don't sing that.

Edmund: Why?

Susan: Just don't.

Edmund: Okay. Here is my handle, here is my spout.

Susan: Edmund. I. Mean. It. STOP.

Peter: Ed, please stop.

Edmund: But why?

Susan: Don't ask.

Peter: (*deadly quiet whisper* Caspy)

Susan: *shudder* Don't even mention his name.

Lucy: What does he have to do with teapots?

Susan: I told you: he's a rockstar teapot freak!

Lucy: I still don't get it.

Susan: Fine. I'll explain. When I first met him, he introduced himself as a rockstar. Then he changed his mind and said he was a teapot!

Lucy: Weird.

Peter: That's what I said.

Edmund: Well, guess what I just found out.

Susan: What?

Peter: Is it dangerous?

Lucy: Is it a birthday present?

Peter: Does it smell good?

Edmund: Uh, no, Peter.

Lucy: Did Griffy bite you?

Peter: Did the Calormenes decided to stop taxing hot chocolate?

Lucy: Is Mr. Tumnus ill?

Peter: Did Caspy die?

Lucy: Did the Lady of the Green Kirtle hypnotize herself?

Peter: Did Lord Peridan wear gargoyle socks?

Susan: Peter, it's argyle! Not gargoyle!

Lucy: Did Caspy find his hairspray?

Peter: Did you buy yodeling finger puppets?

Susan: WHAT?

Peter: It's an exercise workout video, isn't it? Why are you convinced I'm fat?

Edmund: What? I don't think you're fat!

Peter: Then why did you buy a workout video?

Edmund: I never said I did!

Peter: Remember what happened when we almost called Jadis back and she made Caspian do lunges and I was stuck doing 157 squats?

Susan: Um, Peter, are you alright? I think you dreamed that.

Peter: No! It was for real. You wouldn't know because you were too busy fussing over your crybaby rockpot teastar freak.

Susan: What? That NEVER happened! Now you are alarming me! (And it's rockstar teapot freak)

Peter: What was I talking about again?

Edmund: Uh, about you doing 157 squats?

Peter: Yes, right, thanks. Anyway…

Rilian has entered chat

Lucy: Oooooo, hi Rilian!

Rilian: Happy Birthday, my queen.

Lucy: *beams* Thanks!

Rilian: My nameless wife and my son, Erlian, also wish you a lovely birthday.

Peter: King Rilian! How nice of you to stop in!

Rilian: Thank you, your majesty.

Peter: You're very welcome. We were just talking about Jadis' torturous exercise workouts. Would you like to join us?

Rilian: Oh, um, well, I just wanted to wish Queen Lucy a happy birthday. I should be going. I have lots of things to do today. Farewell!

Rilian has left chat

Susan: Hmm, Peter, I think you frightened him away. Oh well.

Oreius had entered chat

Peter: Hello, Oreius!

Oreius: Hello, King Peter.

Edmund: Um, ah, I'll be right back.

Peter: Hang on, Ed. You stay right here.

Edmund: Darn.

Oreius: Happy birthday, my queen.

Lucy: Thank you very much, Oreius.

Oreius: That is on behalf of all of your loyal subjects and friends. Even Nikabrik and Maugrim wished you a happy birthday!

Lucy: Aww, that was nice of them. Tell them all thank you, please.

Oreius: I will, Queen Lucy. Now, I must return to my post. Farewell for now. (King Edmund, I will be watching you. I have eyes on the back of my head!)

Oreius has left chat

Edmund: Oooh, I'm SO scared!

Peter: Edmund, quit being sarcastic.

Lucy: What did you do anyway?

Edmund: Nothing…much.

Susan: Well, Lu, it's nearly time for dinner. I think your birthday chat is over.

Lucy: Thanks so much! I love you! 3

Peter: Thanks, Lu!

Susan: We love you, too. (Edmund…)

Edmund: Okay, okay! I love you too, Lucy. (There! How was that?)

Lucy: *smile* Just perfect.

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Queen Susan has left chat

Queen Lucy has left chat

Peter: Bu-but! Where did everyone go? I wasn't done yet!

Rabadash has entered chat

Peter: He he, I'm going to pound him!

Caspy the Fake has entered chat

Peter: Oooooh, I'm going to pound them both into smitherines! I sound very evil don't I?

Caspy: Hey Rab!

Rabadash: Yo, dude! What's up?

Caspy: Nothing much. Susie-Q still won't marry me.

Rabadash: I told you she is my girl!

Caspy: Yah, yah, whatever.

Peter: *thinking* I am a master spy.

Rabadash: Did you say something weird?

Caspy: No, I thought you said that.

Rabadash: Hmm, weird. I bet it's my dad, the Tisroc, the delight of my eyes, may he live forever! Bah humbug.

Peter: Wrong story, Rabadash.

Rabadash: No, it's not! I know my own story.

Caspy: What?

Rabadash: I think my computer is messing up. I better go and check it out.

Caspy: Alright, dude.

Rabadash: Remember, whatever happens with our evil plan, Susan is MINE! Waahaahaa!

Caspy: CREEP! She's MY girl!

Rabadash: Yah, yah, whatever.

Rabadash has left chat

Caspy the Fake has left chat

Peter: How can they be SOOOOO incredibly stupid? It's obvious that Susan will NEVER marry either one of them and they can't take her by force. She'd kill them, or I'd kill them, or Edmund would kill them and if we didn't, Lucy would kill them! So there. And I wonder what their evil plan is? Ha–h'm.

King Peter has left chat

From: The Lady of the Green Kirtle (talktothemist at evilvilain. com)

To: Lucy

Subject: Birthday Wissshhhessss

Attachment: Birthday Musssic Sssspell

Happy birthday, Lu lu!

I created sssome very sssspecial ssssothing musssic for you, darrrrling.

Have a very hypnotizing day!

- The Lady of the Grrreen Kirrrtle

(You always spell my name wrong! It's Lady of the Grrreen Kirrrrtle; not Lady of the Green Kirtle)

Author's note: Ha ha ha! My favorite part was:

Peter: Did Lord Peridan wear gargoyle socks?

Susan: Peter, it's argyle! Not gargoyle!

And then:

Peter: Did you buy yodeling finger puppets?

He he! Anyway, I hope you laughed and enjoyed it. Thanks to all who reviewed!