(Back at the Cullen house)
Edward: Hmm, I wonder why this door is open…Whoa! I didn't even know we had a dungeon! (goes down to write more emo poetry)
I am struck dead in the dark
Like thunder in my eyes
You twist my arm into a
million pieces of black pain
A rotting stench in my heart
As I dip below
Angst angst angst
(Carlisle appears at the top of the stairs)
Carlisle: (in seductive voice)Hello Edward
Edward: (not noticing) Oh hey Carlisle
Carlisle: (taking a step forward) What are you doing down here?
Edward: My life doesn't have meaning anymore
Carlisle: (Walks down the stairs) Well, maybe I could give it some meaning
Edward: Umm, what exactly were you thinking?
Carlisle: (grins mischievously) he he (pulls down Edwards pants)
Edward: oh no. help. Oh well. (bends down)
Carlisle: (forcing himself into Edward) Ahh, just like old times
Edward: Oh wow, You are so much better than Jasper! Ahhh…
Carlisle: (still shoving his dick in Edward) Really? You and Jasper? Hmm, I can't see it
Edward: ooohh! Yeah, it's been going on for a few years now. Fuck, fuck!
Carlisle: (busy) What were you doing in the Dungeon?
Edward: Jasper broke up with me, but I'm kinda over him.
Carlisle: Umm, Edward, I'm done, why are you still making sex noises?
Edward: Umm…
Carlisle: Well, bye.
Edward: (gets on his knees) Please come back tomorrow!