10 Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki – Chapter 8
*Disclaimer: I only like cookies n crème flavored ice cream, therefore the ownership of Akatsuki and Naruto is not mine.* Rated M
"I'm so fucking BORED!" Hidan yelled, throwing himself against a pillow. "Hidan, you're getting blood on the 3500¥ couch," Kakuzu shouted. "Like fuck do I care."
Okay, now I'm just scared… Deidara thought, sitting in the recliner. Ayame hasn't done anything in a while and Itachi says she won't stop 'till she annoys you TEN times, un… He shuddered, thinking about how any of the members could've raped her.
"Hey, Barbie-chan!" she yelled, jumping into the seat beside him Uchiha style. Ugh, I spoke too soon… He face palmed at his stupidity. "Won't you EVER leave me alone, un?" "I'm bored, let's play Strip Poker!" Every one shook their head up and down, seeing as they've never seen Konan's boobs before (except Pein! -:_:-). Plus, Kakuzu's fart was still around, so they needed an excuse to walk around naked.
"Kakuzu, get the cards." Kisame muttered, swatting a fly who kept thinking he was a rotten sushi. They all sat in a circle criss-crossed-apple-sauced and started the game. Kakuzu was the banker and handed out the cards. Sitting next to him going clock-wise was Kisame, Hidan, Tobi, Zetsu (no flytrap), Ayame, Itachi, Deidara, Konan, and Sasori. Pein was being a dick so he didn't want to play.
Fifteen minutes into the game, Ayame already lost. Thankfully, she had her melted metal harden around her like a tube top and a pair of shorts to keep away from the perverts. "Isn't that cheating, un?" Deidara murmured. He was only left with his black half shirt and boxers, where as Kisame, Hidan, and Konan only had their boxers and panties left. Zetsu, Itachi, Tobi, and Sasori were still fully clothed.
Five minutes later… "C'mon, Blondie. Take off your fucking boxers, you dickless shit," Hidan teased. "I-I do TOO have a dick!" he yelled back, slowly pulling down his last article of clothing. Everyone stared and saw…
Ew.
Turns out he was a man.
*This was like… o/o (ahem) interesting to write…*