PING! roxas'swife,Doubleblader,Keyblader,whatsyaname,pyrofreak,Kool-aid,and dance!water!dance! have all log on. Time: 6:12 pm
Roxas'swife: EH-MA-GAWD! IM MARRIED TO ROXAS! TEEHEE!
Doubleblader: .holds up a sign that says help. "..."
Keyblader: yo that's great roxas'swife! not so great for you db!
Doubleblader: Screw you sora!
Whatsyaname: yo! I saw the wedding! it was so touching! .lying.
Roxas'swife: I know! it was so great! I felt so luved Roxy!
Pyrofreak: "Roxy?" XD
Dance!water!Dance: DANCE WATER DANCE! YO I FRIGGIN LOVE U ALL!
Whatsyaname: ...If it's not one weirdo!
Kool-aid: Oh yeah!
Doubleblader: WTH?
Kool-aid: Oh yeah!
Keyblader: da fuck?
Kool-aid: OH YEAHHHHH!
(Kool-aid was just shot with an 9milimeter by roxas'swife)
Kool-aid: O.O...OH NO!
(Ping! Kool-aid has logged out! Time:6:23)
Whatsyaname: Why is this the chat that attracts all the freaks?
Pyrofreak: I guess we're just lucky!
Doubleblader: well then lucky needs to go die! :(
Roxas'swife: Don't say that! luck is what brought us together!
Pyrofreak: Exactly why luck needs to be shot repeatedly in the head!
Roxas'swife: what are you trying to say:(
Whatsyaname: That your one psycho bitch and you need to check yourself in some place!
Roxas'swife: O.O...is that what you think Roxy-woxy:'(
Doubleblader: YES! for the love of all that is holy YES!
Roxas'swife: I can't believe you hate our sacred marriage!
Doubleblader: YOU TIED ME UP AND DROVE TO VEGAS! :(
Roxas'swife: Details:'(
Keyblader: LMAO!
Pyrofreak: You know..it's funny cus it's not happening to us!
Whatsyaname: for realz yo!
Dance!Water!Dance: Are u black Whatsyaname? (o.O)!
Whatsyaname: The fuck you just call me bish?
Dance!Water!Dance: Black?
(PONG! Dance!Water!Dance has been forced out of the chat.)
Roxas'swife: Anti-ways back to the important stuff! HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE OUR MARRIAGE?!
Doubleblader: could it be because you forced me into it?!
Roxas'swife: I did NOT! you agreed to it because YOU LOVE ME!!
Pyrofreak: Oh yeah Roxas she's a keeper!
Whatsyaname: (O.O)...She's worse then a ten fangirls in all in one.
Keyblader: I think she ate the fangirls (O.o)...
(Ping! XxcrazysxX has entered the chat room)
XxcrazysxX: What the hellz have you people done to my chatroom?!
Roxas'swife: SHUDDUP! we're trying to deal with our marital problems!
XxcrazysxX: WTF?...
(Ping! fatal fairy has entered the chatroom)
fatal fairy: SWEET! I FINALLY FOUND IT!
Keyblader: Found what?
fatal fairy: This chat room dude!
(Ping! okamii, insane hobbit, twilightpyro,and mea.rose have entered the chatroom)
okamii: (O.o)...wow that freaky link actually worked
insane hobbit: You saw that too? that was one scary image!
twilightpyro: Omg that thing really works?!
mea.rose: What are you three talking about?
Keyblader: Their talking about a link to get to this chatroom- btw way welcome back mea.rose- with one of those images of Riku getting it on with that funky chicken.
XxcrazysxX: I knew people couldn't resist clicking on something with a guy dry humping a hen.
okamii: That was you who put up the link?!
XxcrazysxX: Yes. Yes I am.
insane hobbit: Wow is all I can say.
mea.rose: Wouldn't a picture of sora worked better?
XxcrazysxX: Probably :)
Roxas'swife: CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT MATTERS!?
fatal fairy: Like what?
Roxas'swife: Roxas doesn't care about our marriage!! -sobbing-
Doubleblader: Damn straight I don't!!
Pyrofreak: I don't think tying someone up, driving to vegas, and forcing him to him to marry you counts as love.
Roxas'swife: HE LOVES ME!! HE DOES!! -crying hysterically-
insane hobit: Holy crow! she seriously make me seem sane.
mea.rose: She's not as bad as Riku is.
(Ping! Darkblader has entered the chatroom)
twilightpyro: Speak of the devil!
Darkblader: IM SO SO SOOOOOOOO HAPPY TO BE DATING A NORMAL GIRL FOR ONCE.
XxcrazysxX: What you call normal and we call normal don't even live on the same planet!
Keyblader: EXACTLY!!
Darkblader: rubber and your glue every thing you say bounces off me and sticks on you! :P
XxcrazysxX: Hehe well do you know what happens when you heat up rubber?
Darkblader: No...?
XxcrazysxX: It gets real hot and melts!
Darkblader: So?
mea.rose: she's trying to say she's gonna kill you!
Darkblader: Ha, like she could do that!
XxcrazysxX: Oh but I can!
Darkblader: Oh yeah? what makes you so tough?
XxcrazysxX: I'm the author of this story! XP
Pyrofreak: Seems like a good reason to me
Keyblader: Same
twilightpyro: Ditto
fatal fairy: I agree!
Doubleblader: Me too
insane hobit: Waka Waka Waka!
Roxas'swife: -gets barb wire,duct tape,chocolate syrup, land mines, black blind fold, tank of electric eels, 6 rabid cats, a whip,rubber gloves, and a base ball bat- Im coming to prove our love is real Roxas!! Wait for me my love!
(Pong! Roxas'swife has left the chatroom)
mea.rose: I don't even want to know what she plans to fo with all of that stuff...
XxcrazysxX: Run for your life roxas!! run!
Pyrofreak: She gonna git you! git you real good!
Doubleblader: It's not like she can get in my ro-
(Im sorry Doubleblader's connection was just cut by a psycho girl)
Whatsyaname: Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea! she got him!
Pyrofreak: NOOOOOO!!
Keyblader: He's done for...
XxcrazysxX: Wow..I did not see that coming...!!
mea.rose: a moment of silence for Roxas.
Darkblader: I'm in love with the greatest girl in the world.
insane hobit: Umm...dude that's not silence.
okamii: This chatroom is weirder then I expected! I love it!
fatal fairy: (O.o)...I can't stop staring at this icon of Riku humping that chicken
Keyblader: I'll definitely regret asking but Riku what does your new girlfriend look like?
Whatsyaname: Human I hope!
Darkblader: She's most beautiful girl in the world!
XxcrazyxX: Dear GAWD! that is nawt normal!! Riku what is wrong with you!!
mea.rose: What's wrong XxcrazysxX?
XxcrazysxX: I just looked at Riku's myspace...it's plastered with pics of him and his 'girlfriend'...what is it with you and animals?!
twilightpyro: sweet what's the link?
XxcrazysxX: www/myspace/ dot/ com/dark Bladder 522110
insane hobit: ...I'm...I'm leaving now...Gotta go throw up!
(Pong! insane hobit has left the chatroom)
okamii: Dude, your URL is dark bladder?
Darkblader: It was a typo! I didn't notice till I had already made it perminant!
okamii: Sucks for you!
fatal fairy: (O.O)...THAT'S NAS-TY!!
(Pong! fatal fairy has left the chatroom)
Keyblader: What is THAT??
twilightpyro: I think...she's kinda pretty...
okamii: You do know thats a giraffe right?
Darkblader: Karen is perfect for me! don't judge her!
XxcrazysxX: That's it! Im going to Yaoi!
(Pong! XxcrazysxX has left the chatroom to go into the addicting world of Yaoi)
mea.rose: This chatroom is so whacked out it made the author leave...
Pyrofreak: You know you've reached a new level of retarded when an author bails on her own story.
Keyblader: I wonder how they-
twilightpyro: OKAAAAAAAAAY! I'M GONE!!
(Pong! twilightpyro has left the chatroom)
mea.rose: Sora were you about to ask what I thought you were?
Keyblader: I just wanted to know how they got it o-
mea.rose: STOP! right there, Do not even go there!
Darkblader: Sora I use a ladder.
mea.rose: (O.O)
Keyblader: (O.O)
okamii: soooooo...how bout I just leave...like now! later!
(Pong! okamii has left the chat room mentally scarred)
Pyrofreak: A ladder huh? do tell
Darkblader: Yeah I just climb up there and rock Karen's world ;)
Keyblader: (.); well that's enough for me...Got to uh go wash my um underwear? yeah my underwear!
(Pong! Keyblader has left the chatroom)
mea.rose: Son of a chestnut! they left me with the freak!
Darkblader: Srry mea.rose but Karen is calling me for our evening alone.
(Pong! Darkblader has left the chatroom)
mea.rose: hey axel since we're alone want to-
(Pong! Pyrofreak has left the chatroom)
mea.rose: damnit!...YOU WILL BE MINE AXEL!
mea.rose: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!
(Pong! mea.rose has left the chatroom)
A/N: Well my readers that's the end of the latest installment in the KH Chatroom fanfic, I know it might not be that funny but that's because SOME PEOPLE haven't been giving ME enough IDEAS! I'm at the bottom of the ice cream cone here people! If you read this chapter please send me a review with your thoughts and maybe a few ideas!
P.S: I won't post a new chapter till I get a good Idea...yeah I went there! so review!review! review!
your number one fan,
XxcrazysxX