Disclaimer: I do not own +anima.
This chapter was written by Asuka
Asuka: It's dark.
Max: Is it night?
Asuka: No, the lights are just turned off.
Max: I'm turning them on before I fall asleep.
Asuka: Looks like Nana, Cooro, Senri, and Husky already did.
Asuka and Max sat in Asuka's basement, looking at their four friends asleep, and sighed.
"This is boring," said Asuka. "They all fell asleep." Max yawned.
"I almost did too, that movie was so boring," she muttered. Asuka nodded. Suddenly, Cooro, Husky, and Nana started screaming.
*Pause*
Asuka: What happened to them?
Max: They're dreaming, you birdbrain.
Guinevere: Hey, wake Husky up last.
Max; I'll duct tape them up in the meantime.
Asuka: How did my OC get in here?
Guinevere: What do you think? You wrote me in here, Asuka! Y'know, you people have weird dreams.
*Un-Pause*
Max then duct taped all of their mouths shut, so the screaming stopped. Asuka grabbed Husky's staff, in case anyone attacked her in their sleep.
"Max," said Asuka, "Why did you duct tape Senri? He wasn't screaming."
"I kinda went crazy with the tape this time," she said sheepishly.
Asuka gently poked Nana with the staff to wake her. "Why'd you duct tape me?" Nana shouted, once she got the tape off her mouth.
"You were screaming in your sleep," said Max. Nana gasped.
"I had the worst dream! Husky had been turned into a girl and he was wearing a dress…VOLUNTARILY!" She squealed. Asuka shuddered.
"I think he'd look the same," she said.
"There are no more APPLES!!" Cooro shouted when he got the tape off.
"Cooro!" Max shouted. "You're dreaming!" He sighed with relief.
"Thank goodness," he said, and went upstairs to get some apples from the kitchen. Asuka realized that she had forgotten to move the bowl of apples on the table to a place where Cooro couldn't find them, but it was okay. He'd had a creepy dream about a lack of apples, anyway.
Max untapped Husky and he was still screaming. Asuka whacked him on the head with his staff, and he stopped screaming.
"What were you dreaming about?" she asked.
"There's …there's…TWO OF YOU!!" he said.
"Yeah," said Max. "Me and Asuka."
"No, two of EACH of you!" Husky clarified.
"That must have been a bad dream," said Asuka.
"I think we should try duplicating ourselves," said Max, and Husky started screaming again.
Max: Next chapter, it's the return of the evil ringmaster from book one!
Asuka: Dun Dun Dun!