Iggy: Hey people. Iggy here. Well, Skits and I are going to go ahead and do the Q&A chapter. Vera, do NOT kill us. We're still going to do your questions, in the next chapter. Skits just wanted to get this over with because of Saint and Crossover. So, I'll go get Skittles and we'll do this thingy. -goes off to get Skits-
Me: Iggy! I was just about to win! What is wrong with you?!
Iggy: Well, Amanda, you know, Saint's friend, is scaring the crap out of me. And she wants mine and Fang's snuggie.
Me: -snickers- The one with Shakira and Fergie in it?
Iggy: Yup.
Me: -laughs hysterically- Okay, anyway, let me get the questions...who should we start with?
Iggy: Let's start with the least number.
Me: -sigh- Saint and Crossover practically wrote me a novel. Okay, so these questions are from Katie the pure one.
Where did you hear about the Llama Flu?
Me: Saint...Twitter...long story. St. Fang of Boredom just randomly tweeted something about the Llama flu and thus the Llama flu was given to a disease most of us on Twitter(Me, MG, and Kara)had, which we called ECD(Epic Crap Disease), and it's also known as the common cold. But, Llama flu sounds cooler. Next.
Skittles: On a scale of 1-5 (5 being most insane) how insane are you?
Um...probably around 5...maybe more...
Iggy: How insane is Skittles? How insane has she driven you?
Iggy: Quite. Very. EXTREMELY. She has driven me to the point of no return...
Any tips for a lowly unknown fanfic writer who wants to be a little more known without throwing sanity to the wind and writing insane fluff fics?
Me: Um...well, just keep writing, keep improving your writing. With enough practice your writing will be great and you'll be like Saint! I guess I can't really give more advice then to keep writing because I'm not that well known either, and if I'm more well known that I think I am all I've done was improve my writing(greatly, I just read some of my first fics the other night, wow...)and here I am today! And tomorrow. Probably yesterday too.
IFX: Well, what do you think of Dylan, huh? HUH?!
Um...-shrugs- Dunno. Right now it's sorta between I-hate-his-guts-and-want-him-to-die and this guy is epical. -shrugs- Ask me again after I read the next book.
IFG: Hottest MR character?
Tie between Fangles and Igmund.
Iggy: Okay, the next questions are from...Chrissy223
Why do you have a telekinesis site favorited?
Long story...Short version: I was bored one day, found the site, found it interesting, favorited it.
What is your opinion on duct tape?
Duct tape is a gift from God. It's EPICAL!
When are you going to post/write The Young and the Feathery?
I have part of it written. Part of the first chapter. I'll post it...eh, not sure when. But I will.
I saw Saint's review, does it annoy you that she and Fang ask so many questions?
Mildly. But, hey, I was begging. Their questions are actually quite entertaining.
Do you like pie?
What kind?
How do you come up with most of your fanfiction ideas?
Randomly. They just come to me.
Do you use a special shampoo?
What do you mean by special?
Will you even answer these questions?
Obviously...For Iggy: Do you love me?
Iggy: What is love, but a feeling?
Me: Nice way to avoid answering.
Do you love Fang?
Iggy: I'm afraid to answer that...
Do you love Max?
Iggy: Even more afraid to answer that...
Do you love Gazzy?
Iggy: No comment.
Angel?
Iggy: I'm not pedo.
Nudge?
Iggy: See above.
What's your opinion on Figgy?
Iggy: -shrugs- Depends on how I feel.
Do you, quote, 'BELIEVE IN THE EPICAL WINNESS THAT IS FIGGY?!(That was a quote from Skits, by the way.)
Me: -grins-
Iggy: -headshake- Yes, I remember that day...
Do you like the song Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle?
Iggy: -shrugs- Never heard it.
Me: -goes to Youtube-
Iggy: It's okay...
Do you think Bob Carlisle is a cool name? Iggy: Yeah.
For Skits: Do you?
Me: Yes!
Back to Ig:
What song are you listening to?
Iggy: -headdesk- Cowboy Casanova by Carrie Underwood. COUNTRY TRASH!
Me: NOT TRASH!
Do you like being blind?
Iggy: Yes, I LOVE it, it's WONDERFUL! -note sarcasm-
Have you read My Immortal?
Iggy: Skits has read it to me.
Back to Skits: What IS My Immortal?
Me: It's, officially, the worst fanfiction ever written. It was taken off this site, and it's horrible. It's a Harry Potter fic. To read it you have to google it.
Do you like Harry Potter?
Love it.
What's your favorite book?
Maximum Ride. Der.
Second favorite?
Percy Jackson.
Do you have a secrete celebrity crush?
It's not so much of a secret...
Who is it?
Jackson Rathbone!
Who's your favorite vampy from Twilight?
Jaspy!
Can vampires get drunk?
I'm sure you remember the answer to this. -giggles- But for the readers, -ahem-
-bubbly and drunkenly- Vampys can't get drunk, EEEDDY!
That is SO much fun to say! -giggles-
Do you still have midnight conversations with Edward Cullen?
-shrugs- Sometimes. Sometimes I don't feel like dealing with the jerk. -sigh- Ah wel...
Is Rosalie preggo?
-giggles- YUS! Lol.
Why are all my questions Twilight related?
'Cause your a twi-freak?
Who's your favorite flock member?
Mi amigo! -huggles Iggy- Te llama Iggy!
Iggy: Why the Spanish?
Me: -shrugs- Translation: My buddy! -huggles Iggy- His name is Iggy!
Second favorite?
Fangles!
Favorite Twilight wolf?
Seth!!
Second favorite?
Jake.
Do you like Twitter?
Pssh, no. -note sarcasm-
Who do you talk to on Twitter?
Saint, Fang, MG, Rain, Vera, Saint's friend Amanda(at least I was a couple minutes ago), Kara, etc. etc.
Does Iggy have a twitter?
Iggy: No...-pouts-
If Fang has a 'secret' crush on Shakir, who does Iggy have a 'secret' crush on? Rihanna?
Me: Nup! He has a thing for Fergie. Because she's fergalicious and her london bridge is coming doooooooown. :)
Have you seen Juno?
Yuppers!
If you have, what's your favorite quote?
Either: 'This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.' or 'Face it, your eggo's preggo.' :)
Iggy: Mine is 'Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Juno: I still have your virginity.'
Me: -facepalm- Why does that not shock me?
Have you see Ghostbusters?
Nup.
Do you think we'll have a bad winter this year?
Yuppers.
Why or why not?
Because, dudet, it's just the beginning of fall and--
Iggy: Hace frio!!
Me: Yea! BTW, he said, it's cold. Well, it's FREEZING more like it...
Do you watch Mythbusters?
YUP!!
What's your fave. episode so far?
The duct tape episode!! (My civics teacher and I had a conversation on that episode today. I had duct tape on my hand, then Elizabeth had to go an take it off and take the stickiness. :()
Which is your favorite, Jamie or Adam?
Adam.
Kari or Tory?
Both.
Tory or Grant?
Both. I love all three of those and Adam, but I still like Jamie, so I'm just going to skip these questions....
What would happen if Chuck Norris got in a fight with duct tape?
The world would come to an abrupt and premature end...
Did you see the last season of Secret Life?
Not the last few episodes. :(
Don't you just think John is AH-DOR-AH-BLE!?
YES!!
I refuse to answer these next questions. Let's go to someone else.
Iggy: Oh, come on, answer them.
Me: If she really wants to know she can call me.
Iggy: But, your readers want to know.
Me: No! I refuse! Completely! Who's next?
Iggy: -sigh- Your pick. MG or Crossover? Or Saint?
Me: MG. She has fewer questions.
Iggy: Mmkay. Let's do the ones for you first.
Here goes... Do you care if I speak in Italian?
Me: As long as I have a translator, go right ahead…
How many rusty sporks do you have?
Um…-counts- About 143. More or less.
Do your sporks come in any other colors besides rust?
They used to be silver…
Have you ever been attacked by a pigeon?
Nope.
Do you like "$5 Footlongs"?
Yup. Meatball Marinara.
Iggy: -face palm- Skits…
Me: Huh? OH! EEWW! MG!
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, who has more?
Chuck Norris.
Do you watch "Criminal Minds"?
On occasions…
Would you willingly give Justin Campbells?
Blech, I wouldn't even willingly eat the crap.
Have you ever made "Flaming Toaster Pastries of Doom"?
Um…no…?
Do you realize I'm just taking random items from television commercials and throwing them into questions?
Now I do.
Do you like Chex Mix?
Parts of it.
Ciao Bambini!~M.G & Iggy
Ooh! One last question! Do you know what my last Italian phrase meant?
Bye children. Right? (No translator..)
Now, questions for Iggy. From MG's Ig…
Do you have any animosity towards Skits' rusty spork?
Iggy: Great animosity. Unless I'm using them.
Do you think we'll be able to have children with the number of times M.G, Skits, and Fang have kicked us?
Dunno, but Ella will be p.o.'d if we can't.
Do we like pie? I'm not sure...
Yes, yes we do.
Has Skits' ever gotten mad and pushed you down the stairs?
Let me put it this way, other me, the school Skits' and I go to has three stories. We have to go to the top floor after gym. She can get pretty mad at me. And we've both fallen down the stairs and equal amount of times. 23.
Do you think M.G's last question just crossed the perv-ness line?(reffering to the '5 dollar footlong)
-nod- Yes…That was perverted even for me!
Can you eat just one Lays potato chip?
No.
Me: I can. So can Chuck Norris.
How's Justin?
Iggy: Great! Right, Justy?
Justin: Dada…why is there two of you? -runs off-
Would you smack Skits upside the head if she gave Justin Campbells?
Iggy: I really don't think we have to worry about that. She smacked her dad upside the head when he tried to feed it to her…
Do you know what the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is?
Not a clue.
Have you ever almost been hit by a Hummer?
Nope. Me: I have! It ran RIGHT into me!
Iggy: You mean that broken down one we passed when we went to Courtney's dad's house?
Me: Yup.
Iggy: -face palm-
Okay, so, who next?
Me: Well, Vera has exactly 200 questions-shudder- Saint has…a lot…Crossover had two reviews. You pick.
Iggy: You pick.
Me: Fine. Let's do Saint and Fang.
Iggy: Alright, I'll take Saint, you can have Fang. For now.
Me: -whacks upside the head with a rusty spork- Perv!
You know, I'm tempted to just put their whole review here. But it's too long…
Iggy: True. Just pick out the questions.
Me: Okay…
Saint: Do you believe in Minimum the Midget Ride?
Yes!!
Fang: Do you believe in my twin brother, Talon?
Yeah, he's the one dating Minimum, right?
Saint: Iggy, do you still watch the 'dirty stuff'? I think you do…
Iggy: No comment.
Fang: Agreed. Iggy, why can't you go find a willing boyfriend and leave me alone?!
Now, where's the fun in that Fangles?
Saint: Is krill yum yum yum?
Fang: Or yuck yuck yuck?
Me: Yuck.
Iggy: Yum.
Saint: Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
Me: ~I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about number 1 oh my me my, what I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see. I like talking about you, you, you, you usually, but occasionally, I wanna talk about me!~ That is what that question makes me think.
Iggy: In other words, it's all about Toby Keith.
Me: -nods- Yup.
Fang: Iggy, ever have coffee? Coffee's good…
Iggy: Skits won't let me.
Me: It's gross.
Iggy: How would I know?
Me: 'Cause I just said so.
Saint: Monopoly or Life?
Iggy: Monopoly.
Me: Uno!
Iggy: That wasn't the question.
Me: -sigh- Fine. Monopoly.
Fang: Would you like your rusty spork pieces back?
Si, por favor.
Saint: Should Fang kiss me again like in Day in Therapy?
Yes! But, only, like, a bit longer. Like how he kisses Max. -grins-
Fang: NO! Should Saint be slapped?
Me: NO! You should! -slaps Fang-
Saint: Screw you, Fangy Boy. Who is this Amber who wants to meet me? Can you point me in her direction?
Her account name on deviant art is IggyLovesFrenna.
Iggy: I do?
Me: You do around Frenna and Amber.
Fang: I will not screw you, Saint. Keep dreaming. That goes for you, too, Iggy. By the way, how's Justin?
Iggy: I don't have to dream, Fangles, I just have to remember. -grins-
Me: AHH! MENTAL IMAGES! EWWWWW! And, Justin's great…still invisible boy…still making me itch…-itches ear-
Saint: Is Justin being well fed?
Me: Yes. We're giving him healthy crap.
Fang: Ever take Early Childhood class? We know you have your B.S…lol…Babysitting…
You know, my mom has a shirt that says 'I have a BS degree'. Lol. Anyway, no, I have not. Unless any type of babysitting class counts, then yes, I've taken two.
Saint: Every hear of this theory where you can't tell a kid 'no' because it's 'too negative'? Bull…
Um…nope. Ig?
Iggy: Nup.
Me: I've heard that you have to ask a child very calmly to go to time out. That was kind of weird. Why ask them to go to time out? I mean, it's not a choice thing. I was always glared at then the teacher pointed to the corner and I just went. -shrugs-
Fang: Do you like bulls?
Yes! Ahh! That reminds me of an episode of Mythbusters.
Iggy: The bull in a china shop?
Me: Yeah! It was so weird! They were so careful!
Iggy: -snickers-
Me: -whacks-
Saint: Do you like cows?
-shrugs- Sure. They taste good.
Fang: Or horses?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saint: Or chickens?
Iggy: Those taste delicious.
Me: I love chickens!
Fang: Or baboons?
-cracks up-
Iggy: What?
Me: When I was little, I went on a field trip to the zoo with my sister and I embarrassed her to death!
Iggy: How?
Me: I started tugging on her sleeve, pointing to the baboons in the exhibit and started yelling 'Sissy! Sissy! Look at that red a** monkey!!'. Haha!
Iggy: -laughs hysterically- You swore at her school field trip?
Me: Her teacher said it was cute.
(insert random babble between Fang and Saint here….)
Fang: Hey, Iggy, you remember that time at the E-shaped house when you kept tripping over the furniture all day? That was me. What do you think about that? :P
Iggy: Which day, exactly?
Me: Tuesday.
Iggy: THAT WAS YOU?!?! -attacks-
Me: -holds him back- I think he's mad.
Iggy: I almost broke my freaking neck!
Saint: You wanna hurt him, Iggy? -hands out new sporks-
Iggy: -takes spork and attacks Fang-
Fang: You ever have Subway soup? It's Campbell's…
Me: Subway has soup?
(insert more babble here and Fang admitting Justin was his child, Fang denying and so on…)
Saint: Iggy, would you like to glomp him?
Iggy: -glomps Fang- FANGLES!
Saint: And would you still like that date in the dark alley?
Iggy: YES!!
Saint: Did you ever read that tweet from 'Fang' to you?
Which one?
Saint: You know how to get to Tartarus?
Me: It's in the Underworld. Right? Yeah. We have to go to Los Angelos…
Fang: Or to Saint's house? Might as well be the same place…
Saint: They better not know how to get to my house! You guys don't know, do you?
Of course we do Saint. Muhaha!!
Iggy: Creeper much?
Me: -shrugs- According to Fang I'm her stalker. Ahh, good times on Twitter.
Fang: Did you know Saint sings in the shower?
Saint: Did you know Fang sings in the shower?
No and no.
Iggy: Did you know Skits' sings in the shower?
Me: Did you know Iggy sings and dances with celery in the shower?
Iggy: -glares-
Me: -grins-
Fang: Does Morgan feel lonely not being used? -waves to Morgan-
You asked for it Fang. Hey Morgan! You got a question!
Morgan: -comes in- From who?
Me: Fangimum.
Morgan: FANG! -glomps-
Me: I even turned my OC into a MR fan…*irock*
Iggy: She didn't answer the question…
Me: -shrugs- Oh well.
(Insert attack of the OCs here.)
Saint: Skits, do you have as many problems with your OCs as I do mine?
Shall I give you a clip of my day? I think I will:
~~FLASHBACK TO YESTERDAY~~
Morgan: I'm hungry.
Me: Tell Iggy to feed you.
Morgan: I don't want Iggy to feed me.
Me: If I feed you, you'll die.
Morgan: o.O Iggy! FEED ME!
Iggy: In a second, I'm trying to beat Skits' high score at Guitar Hero.
Stacey: Iggy, you shouldn't play video games, it's not good for you and it makes you fat.
Me: Stacey, shut up. Geez, you were supposed to be a cool babysitter…what happened to you?
Stacey: -shrugs- I just care about kids.
Me: Get back in the RDG files.
Stacey: -grumbles- Fine. -leaves-
Me: Good.
Raven: SKIIIIITTLEEES!!
Me: What now, Rae?
Raven: I'm bored! And I can't annoy Fang!
Me: Um…go tell Iggy to come here, and annoy him 'till he does.
Raven: Okay! -runs off-
Me: Okay, two down. Time to check on the rest. -opens the door to the OC Cabinet-
Aiden: I am not gay!
Enya: Obviously, you are.
Aiden: Why?
Enya: Because even Morgan won't go out with you!
Aiden: -shoots fire at Enya-
Enya: -blocks with fire shield-
Me: Hey! Pyros, knock it off!
Aiden: But she's calling me gay.
Me: Enya, we've been over this, Aiden isn't gay, he just can't get a girl.
Enya: Okay, fine, your straight, but ugly.
Aiden: I am not! -shoots fire again-
Me: AIDEN! Cool down!
Aiden: Make her shut up!
Me: Do you want me to get the hose?
Aiden: -stops- -sighs- Fine. -walks off-
Enya: -smirks- Hey, when's lunch?
Me: Not sure.
Ava: -floating over head- Is that all you can think about, Enya? Food, food, food? Geez.
Enya: Oh shut it.
Ava: Hot head.
Me: If you two start another fight I'll get the spray bottle.
Enya&Ava: -shut up-
Samantha: -walks up- Ava's cursing you out in her mind.
Ava: -mutters- Stupid mind reader.
Samantha: -grins- That'd be me.
Me: Okay, so you all are okay. -continues venturing the OC Cabinet-
Philbert: Where's Iggy?
Me: When did you start talking?
Philbert: -shrugs-
Me: Cheese costumes can't shrug.
Philbert: I'm a special cheese costume.
Me: Oh…
Iggy: -walks up- While Raven was annoying the Hades' kingdom out of me she implied you wanted to see me.
Me: Yeah, you need to start lunch.
Iggy: -whines- But I wanna play guitar hero!
Me: Well, I have to feed Rocky, Rachelle and the puppies, you need to feed the humans. And the partial humans.
Iggy: -groans- Fine. What do they want?
Me: Grilled cheese and chili. Hot chocolate, too. It's getting cold.
Philbert: Si, senorita. Hace frio.
Me: o.O Iggy, your cheese costume now speaks Spanish.
Iggy: O.o Okay…I'll just go make lunch…
~~END FLASHBACK~~
Me: And that was my day around lunch yesterday…Then I fed Total and Akila's puppies.
Iggy: Okay then…next question?
Fang: Iggy, do you still hate country music?
With a passion. -hides from Toby Keith tour buses-
Saint: Iggy, if Fang was driving a tractor sexily, would you find his tractor sexy?
Anything Fang touches is sexy -purrs sexily- Especially if it's John Deere.
Fang: What's your favorite Saint story?
Me: Hmm, after that quiz you gave us last night, what do you think?
Iggy: -coughcoughSTALKERcoughcough-
Me: -glares- Tie: Avian Flu, Day in Therapy, Facts of Life, Story of Justin, Ninja Fang, Okay, pretty much all of them that I've read.
Iggy: -gasp- You haven't read some of them?
Me: Just Gozen and the Feather Kids and Manga Flock.
Saint: Who's your favorite of my Ocs?
Oh…so hard to choose…Erm…Can I pick all of them? Especially Cody! Cody is cool!
Iggy: Who's Cody?
Me: -whacks with wrapping paper-
Iggy: Ow! Why wrapping paper?
Me: Early Christmas wrapping. OMPJ! WE HAVE CLEAR SEE THROUGH WRAPPING PAPER! Not even kidding. I tried to convince my mom to use it to wrap my big present(AKA the most expensive thing I get this year). She said no.
Iggy: I wonder why.
(Insert more OC attacks here….)
Fang: Is this review long enough yet?
Me: Yes…Will you stop? Of course not. Could I just skip to the end? Yeah. Will I? No. Why? I have no clue…
Saint: Ever say 'yesh' instead of 'yes'?
Yesh.
Fang: What's your favorite TV show?
House MD and Mythbusters and Vampire Diaries.
Saint: What's your favorite book?
Maximum Ride. Der.
Fang: Ice cream flavor?
Cookies and crème. Did you know they make cookies and crème chocolate bars?!
Saint: Name?
Aurora. Pronounced: A-rawr-ra.
Fang: Letter?
S.
Saint: Animal?
Bird wise: Great horned owl/hawk, house pet: dog/cat/ferret, wild animal: cheetah.
Fang: Cookie?
I'm like Maxxiekinz, luffles the chocolate chips!
Saint: Fanfiction author?
That's not fair. Although, the answer is you, that's a biased question!
Iggy: It is. We learned that in math.
Me: My teachers get off subject often…
Fang: Fanfiction?
Too. Many.
Saint: Website?
Twitter!!
Fang: Flock member?
Again with the biased questioning! Well, it's not you. It's Iggy! -huggles-
Saint: Number?
9
Fang: Color?
Red. And red and black.
Saint: Bird?
Answered that above. Hawk/Great horned owl. Can't choose between them.
Fang: Food?
S'mores! -stomach growled- And taco pizza, which is what I'm having for dinner. Yayness!
Saint: Car?
Volvo 2010.
Fang: Movie?
Juno. Right now. Lol. I love a LOT of movies.
Saint: Sexual position? (Thankfully, directed to Iggy.)
Iggy: I like being on top. Makes me feel powerful.
Me: -headdesk-
Saint: Burger King, McDonald's, Wendy's, or other?
Other.
Iggy: What?
Me: Subway and Little Ceaser's.
Fang: Why did little bunny Foo Foo go hopping through the forest picking up field mice and bopping them on the head?
When did this happen? Mean bunny…
Saint: Why did Mary have a little lamb?
She was an only child and she got lonely.
Fang: Why did Jack fall down and lose his crown?
He's clumsy.
Saint: Why did Jill go tumbling after? The dumb bit-
Saint! Idioma! And yeah, 'cause she's just dumb that way.
Saint: Iggy, ever hear The Assumption Song on Youtube?
Iggy: Several times.
(insert random babbling here)
Saint: Have you ever gotten a review this long before?
Me: Nope.
Fang: Are you regretting letting us know you were doing a Q&A?
-glares at Fang- I TOLD you not to tell Saint! But you decided to be a nargle licking imbecile and tell her anyway! Nargle licking imbecile…
Saint: Did you know we've been typing this since 8:10 and it's not 8:51?
Why?
Fang: Did you know we have no lives?
I assumed so…
Saint: I bet you did, didn't you?
Yuppers.
Fang: Did you know Saint lives in the state of-
Saint: -covers Fang's mouth- Nice try, bird-boy.
Fang: -breaks free- Ok! Jeez…
Saint: How many times has the word 'Jeez' been used in this review?
No clue. Didn't count. Hmm…-goes to count- Never mind, I'm too lazy.
Fang: Why the hell won't Amanda stop calling?!
She wuffles you!
(insert more babble here)
Fang: Are we boring you?
The ellipses were…
Saint: Do you have any clue what Fang's fascination with cheese is?
Cheese is cool, dawg.
Fang: Do you like cheese?
-shrugs- Sure.
Iggy: Only if I--
Me: -whacks before he can finish his perverted comment- You all can let your minds wonder with that one…
Saint: Iggy, do you like Max?
Fang: Iggy, do you know the correct way to answer that question to avoid sudden death?
Me: Fang, I kept Saint from killing you this morning. You never thanked me, so you owe me one. Do. Not. Kill. Iggy. Or I'll murder you in your sleep.
Iggy: -girlish voice- Ewww, Max is gross! I mean, she's a girl!
Iggy: Hey! I did NOT type that!! Morgan!!
Morgan: -giggles-
Iggy: Yes, Saint, I'm in LOVE with Max. We're getting married in a couple days you know.
Saint: Or Gazzy?
Iggy: We're getting married next week.
Me: That's illegal.
Iggy: -shrugs- So is building bombs on school property.
Me: -face palm-
Fang: Iggy, you like Ella, right?
That's my wedding tomorrow.
Saint; No, Iggy's into Figzy, right, Iggy?
Depends. Is Fang PMSing? If he's not, I'll stick with just Gazzy.
Fang: Iggy, I know why you watched 'dirty stuff' with Jeb…
Saint: Why?
Fang: Iggy, you like Jeb, don't you? Jiggy…
Iggy: -vomits- You couldn't PAY me enough to do ANYTHING with him!
Fang: Iggy, does that scare you? Wait, of course it doesn't…It turns you on…
Actually, that terrifies me to death. Didn't I tell you about the time he tried to rape Max? Right in front of me! -shudders- If Angel hadn't of had a nightmare, Max could've been a freaking 13 year old mom!
Me: -shudders-
Fang: Do you go to subway?
When I can.
Saint: If you went to Subway in New England would you try to find us?
Probably. No doubt. Yup.
Iggy: -coughcoughSTALKERcoughcough-
Me: NOT A FREAKING STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!
Iggy: Caps killer.
Me: Creeper.
Iggy: Buttnugget.
Me: Nargle licker.
Iggy: Toasty Boaster.
Me: -gasp- Oh no you di-idn't! Take that back!
Iggy: Make me!
Me: -tackles-
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Me: -brushes self off-
Iggy: -rubs shoulder- Ow…
Me: Don't mess with me boy.
Iggy: I'll keep that in mind. Next question.
Fang: What would you order from us?
Iggy: Five dollar foot long.
Me: -whacks- Meatball marinara. Nummy.
Saint: Would you order the Buffalo Chicken?
Me: -shrugs- Never had it.
Saint: Are you sick of our questions yet?
-shrugs-
Fang: Do you want us to shut up?
-shrug-
Fang: Iggy, can I take a ride on your disco stick?
Iggy: -sigh- Again? Gosh, how many more times before your done, Fang? What would this be…13th time?
Me: -snickers-
Saint: You guys ever do a review this long?
Nope. But beware the next time you post.
Fang: So, have we annoyed you guys enough today?
Not today. I mean, last night you annoyed me pretty bad not telling me my gosh danged prize! Which I loved by the way. J Epical!
Saint: Made your day?
How so? I mean, all day you've been disappearing off Twitter.
Fang: Gave you a headache?
Not yet Fangles.
Saint: Gave you a warm, fuzzy feeling?
I wish, I'm freeeeeeeeeeezing!
Fang: Gave you indigestion?
Nope.
Iggy: Can you get indigestion with an empty stomach?
Me: Dunno.
Saint: Turned Iggy on?
Iggy: Heck yeah! Just seeing Fang's name turns me on.
Me: -face palm- And that's all of Saint's questions…-glares-
Iggy: Who be next?
Me: Um…-scrolls through reviews- Let's go to Vera.
Iggy: Mmkay.
These questions are from Vera Amber.
1. Why did your mom name you (insert your name here)??
She liked it.
2. Why did she spell (insert your name here) like that?
To see if she could remember how to spell it. Not even kidding.
3. When did you kidnap Iggy?
Um…actually a while back. Like, two summers ago before 7th grade.
4. When did you kidnap Fang?
Same as Ig.
5. When did you get rid of Fang?
When he annoyed me.
6. How does Iggy feel about being kidnapped?
Ig, how do you feel?
Iggy: Well…I don't know. Her family's kind of cool…and funny. The actual being kidnapped thing isn't one of the best things, but it's not like I'm being tortured.
7. How much money would you pay me to keep me form siccing the minkles on you?
Me: How much would it take?
8. How many cookies would you give me to keep me from siccing the minkles on you?
How many would it take?
9. Would you give me a sneak peek of any Fanfic of yours I want if I didn't sic the minkles on you?
Yes.
10. Have I ever sicced the minkles on you before?
Yes.
11. Do you think minkles are cute?
-shrugs-
12. Does Iggy think minkles are cute?
Iggy: -shrug- Can't really see 'em V.
13. Do you know what rose pretty emerald e-points are?
Me: Nope.
14. Do you know how long you can rent a minkle for 250 rose pretty emerald e-points?
Um…a week?
15. Do you think I can redeem rose pretty emerald e-points for anything?
-shrugs- Sure…
16. If so, what do you think I could redeem them for?
Um…taco pizza.
17. What do you think I SHOULD redeem them for?
Um…Hmm…Let's see…A PUPPY! And then you can give the puppy to me!
18. Are they worth any money?
How should I know?
19. Did you know that Saint's answer chapter was over 80 words?
I guessed.
20. Do you think yours will be longer?
Quite possibly.
Okay…so, this is all I'm doing now. Really sorry for not answering all of your questions, V, but I will.
Which brings me to this. This is just Q&A part one. I will finish answering these questions(all 200 of them, -glares at Vera-)in part two.
And then I will do a part 3.
Iggy: Who's will we do in part three?
Me: Who haven't we done yet? Iggy: Um…I don't know…
Me: She's one of the first people to review and she reviewed TWICE with a novel of questions…
Iggy: -grins- CrossoverGenius.
Me: Yeah, she's a genius alright. -glares at Crossover-
Iggy: -smirks- At least none of them are for me.
Me: -whacks- Okay, let's just post this.
We'll be back next time with part two!