(CHAPTER 10) (What the Hell, Tatsuki?!)
Ichigo's POV.
Now the plushie jumps outta the cabinet and stomps Renji on his toe
Renji's hoppin around on one leg screamin "son of bitch" while he runs under the table
He yells ''freeze'' dives over the table and lands on the plushie...while the midget is kickin
real fast screamin out Tatsuki!,Tatsuki! ,
"She yells darlin don't hurt em'"
Renji says Tatsuki get yo' ass back...then he continue to ruff up the plushie as if the plushie was under attack...
Then Tatsuki runs up to her room, goes in her purse and pulls a number out...
Renji puts him on the table and yells "Man, what the hell you doin' in my house?!"
He whips cherry pie crust off his mouth and says man, i was paid not to tell you
Then Renji pulls Zabimaru out and yells trespassin man I got the right to kill you..
The Plushie says Mr. the man that pay me to this would kill me if i tell
He points Zabimaru in his face, the plushie say ''god i think i just shitted on myself''
Now at Ichigo's house Byakuya's gotta patch on his shoulder playin cards gettin alone
There laughing and talking when Ichigo says Rukia, baby, get the phone
Then she walks away from the table picks it up and say "hello" there's a lady on the other line panic-n-
cryin and talkin all offf the wall,
Rukia says wait slow down, who am i talkin tooo
"My names Tatsuki and i found your number in my husband's pocket, I had to call you"
Two minutess later Rukia's shakin her head sayin girl i understand, Ichigo says who is it baby?
She hangs up and gives him the address
Now meanwhile back at Renji's house the plushie cryin his ass off while he lyin threw his teeth bout
to get lil ass told off,
Then Tatsuki bust in the kitchen with a double barrel sayin "Renji, i can't let you do this"
Then he looks at her and says what? you shoot me for this
fuckin plushie she says "I love him"
Now Tatsuki and Renji starin each other down slowly backin apart..then the plushie takes his inhaler out
and says this is not good for my heart,
Then Renji says Tatsuki don't make me do this baby put the gun down...thats when Ichigo and Byakuya
busted up in the house... and says you put the gun down
...whoo while Byakuya & Ichigo sniffin around...
tryina figure out what's that smell...as they turn and look at each other like whaaat the...hell...?
Next Chapter: Chapter 11 (Plushie Fetish)