A/N: I have no excuses!! I'm so sorry for the delay! But, hopefully the Dave/Gee ness will make up for it.
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Ahoy there PANTS!
Ten
15 mins later
At the Supermarket
La la la la la la!
Honestly, I never realised food shopping could be so fun! And trolley surfing, as I have so affectionately named my new favourite sport, is so fun! You just push the trolley really fast then jump on the back and woooosh!
I'm getting some rather annoyed looks from the staff, but who cares!
So, let's see. I need;
Jammy Dodgers
Sausages
Chocolate Ice cream
Midget Gems
Chips
Pizza!
Hmm… and whatever else I fancy along the way.
30 secs later
I wonder if Mutti will be really pleased with me for food shopping?
She better be! Lord Sandra knows nobody else does anything of the sort at home!
30 secs later
Blimey O'Reilly's trousers! There is so much to choose from! Unbelievable!
I hope Vati doesn't mind that I stole his cash card to pay…
1 min later
Rosie and Sven should probably have their wedding in the Supermarket! Sven would like that. He would probably sew sausages on his flares in celebration.
I wonder what goes through his tiny mind?
On second thoughts, I'd rather not know.
Belch! I can't believe I just… Ooh… Shiny!
20 seconds later
Some of the stuff they come up with now a days! Okay, I am slightly hyper but still, it's amazing what you can find!
'You look like you're having fun!'
Bugger.
Bloody fabby.
I blame Jas entirely.
'Dave!'
Honestly, seeing Dave isn't a bad thing, it's just that I'm so confused! And he looks awfully gorgey standing there with his trolley.
'Fancy seeing you here, kitty!' Does he sound surprised? Not at all. If this has something to do with Jas I will kill her! I will hit her on her head with a badger until she dies! I swear!
…
Dave just called me Kitty!!! Again!!! He definitely did this time! Last time I wasn't too sure.
'Yeah well…' sound casual, please sound casual! 'I just, you know, fancied a bit of cheese and crackers.'
Cheese and crackers??! What?? Do I even have any cheese or crackers in the trolley?? NO!
Dave laughed.
'Gee, do you fancy hanging out for a bit once you're done? We could go for a walk?' He sounds hopeful! Oh. My. Days!
'Yeah sure. Let me just finish…' I threw down the shiny spatula thing I was holding and hurriedly pushed the trolley forward.
For a few minutes we just walk in silence while I threw anything (and I mean anything, I'm not paying any attention at all!) into the trolley. Dave seems amused just to watch me.
'Aren't you buying anything?' I finally noted, seeing his empty trolley. Dave shrugged.
'Nah. To be honest, kitty-kat, I saw you come in and decided to stalk you,' he smirked sexily at me. Ooooh… I hope I'm not as red as I feel!
'Oh.'
20 mins later
Finally out of the supermarket
'So, are you going to tell me why you were eaves dropping the other day?' Dave asked craftily as I drove us back to my house so we could put the frozen stuff away before it melted.
'When?' I asked carefully.
'When Hollie was baby sitting Libby,' Dave said, smirking at me.
'I told you, I was looking for – '
'-Gee, I wasn't born yesterday, as you can tell from my crazy good looks and charm,' he winked at me.
I sighed. Here goes nothing.
'I was just… curious I guess. And nosy. Plus,' to shift the blame elsewhere, 'my friend told me to. I phoned him and he bullied me into it.'
Dave raised an eyebrow, so I raised the other.
'Now why would a friend of yours want you to listen in on mine and Hollie's conversation?'
'…I… dunno?'
Corr, this is almost like being interviewed by a PC Plod. If Dave's not careful I will probably have a Nervy B and break down into confession in a minute.
Mind you, confessing how much I like him could work in my favour. I miss Dave's top notch snogging skills. The lip nibbling especially.
Still, I'm not willing to risk the humiliation if he isn't interested.
Luckily, Dave changed the subject. 'So, looks like we're dates for the upcoming wedding.'
Oh yes, a much less awkward conversation. Thanks Dave.
'Yes, looks like it,' I mumbled.
'It'll be a laugh,' Dave assured me, misreading my awkwardness for lack of enthusiasm. 'And you have the best looking date around, all the other girls will be jealous!'
I laughed.
'You wish!'
'No, it's true! You might have to hire some bodyguards to protect you. I'm sure ever other female in the room will try to bump you off so they can be with me.'
'You're full of it!' I laughed as we started carrying the shopping into the house. I'm glad the conversation has turned safe. I much rather have a laugh with Dave than stand feeling awkward.
'A little,' he confessed. 'But don't pretend it doesn't give you the horn!'
'Whatever you say, Hornmeister!'
'But I do say,' he smirked, coming to a stop in front of me, blocking my way. 'I know you can't resist handsome old me, as brilliant as I am.'
I rolled my eyes.
'Dave, you're an idiot.'
He laughed. 'It seems I no longer hold any skills to charm my sex kitty.'
'Your sex kitty wishes to get passed you so she can put the ice cream in the freezer before it melts.'
Dave bowed elaborately, 'whatever mistress wishes.'
'You're such a flirt,' I chuckled, edging round him to get to the freezer. 'And don't call me mistress!'
I started throwing the shopping away carelessly; wanting to get it done quickly so I could spend more time with Dave. Even if he was only being Dave and didn't actually fancy me, I was willing to take whatever I could get. Sad, maybe, but I couldn't care less.
'Gee, did I ever mention that I really missed you when you left for college?' Dave asked softly for behind me. Startled, I straightened up and turned to face him.
'You may have,' I answered.
'I wished you would have said goodbye,' he told me. I was shocked by his sudden mood change. His face looked serious and his smile from a moment ago had vanished. Why is it that more and more Dave seems to be un-Dave like? 'But, I suppose I know why you didn't.'
'Dave…' I trailed off, not really knowing what to say.
Oh Baby J, Lord Sandra, Buddha, somebody please help me!