"Okay, I've been fanning Itachi for……47 minutes and his breathing still hasn't returned to normal, yeah. Hey Hidan would you get me some ice chips?" Deidara asked.

"You know Deidara, this is stupid why does Itachi get so….worked up about things when it comes to how he looks? My god! He must be really insecure, seriously! Like take me for example, I'm confident that I look good and I don't need people to tell me every 17 seconds!" Hidan said.

"Hidan for god's sake! You don't look THAT good!" Kakuzu said.

"Hey! I do too!"

"You do not!"

"Yes I do!"

"No! You don't!"

"Shut the fuck up Kakuzu!" And that's where it ended.

"Should anyone check on Sasori? I mean it's already 2:00 and he still hasn't woken up." Zetsu said.

"Yeah one of us should probably go see if he's still breathing." Kisame said.

"Wooo! Now jump! Jump Chiyo!"

"Woooo! Yeah jump Chiyo! This way!" Marisol and Dana were trying to get Chiyo to do their exercise DVD with them. Of course Tobi was enjoying it even though Marisol and Dana hated it when he did their workout DVD with them.

"Oooooh honey I can't jump like that. I'm much too old for jumping."

"Just try Chiyo! Oh! Now throw your hands up like this!" Marisol encouraged her.

"Oooh like this?"

"That's it, yeah!" Dana told her. This was going to go on all afternoon.

"Hey, we're here and we brought chicken wings." Pein said coming through the door.

"What the hell? Are Dana and Marisol trying to get an 80 year old woman to do an exercise DVD?" Konan asked carrying chips and a container of ranch dip.

"Thanks for bringing this stuff. Check it out I'm making a cheese ball." Kisame said.

"Nice. Hey where's Sasori I have a phone number to give to him. Something about some guy that Konan knows needing a lawyer." Pein said.

"Sasori…he's…well passed out upstairs in Hidan's room. He had a rough night." Kisame explained.

"Ooooh girls, Chiyo needs to sit down and take a break you go on without me." Chiyo said panting and sitting down on the couch. The workout had…worked her out. "Deidara! Where's my useless grandson?" Chiyo demanded.

"I don't know Chiyo. I'm kind of occupied right now. Itachi looks pale don't you think, yeah?"

"He's a priss! An over reactive priss! Now go find my grandson!" Chiyo demanded of him.

"Okay Chiyo, I'm going! I'm going, yeah." Deidara ran upstairs and into Hidan's room where Sasori was konked out on the bed. "Um…Sasori…your grandma needs you, yeah…Sasori? Um Sasori…" Deidara poked him. "Sasoooooooori? Oh my god please wake up, yeah." Deidara sighed. "Alright, but I didn't want to do this, yeah." There was a brief moment of silence…BOOM!

"AAAGGGGGHHHHH! AAAAAGGGHHHHH ! OH MY GOD I SURRENDER GRANDMA I SURRENDER!" Sasori awoke in a terrifying screaming fit thanks to Deidara's stupid explosion.

"SASORI! SASORI! STOP SCREAMING! STOP SCRE…..SASORI, YEAH!"

"AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

"SASORI IT'S JUST ME! IT'S……SASORI! THAT'S ENOUGH, YEAH! SASORI!"

"Oh god….oh god….hey…what the…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?" Sasori asked now angry.

"Well, see your grandma wanted me to come get you. I think she needs you, yeah." Deidara explained.

"I…was….so….asleep…I mean it was good stuff….why did you ruin that for me Deidara…why?" Sasori asked nearly in tears.

"Because your grandma needs you for something and you know….she's scary, yeah." Deidara answered.

"SASORI!" Chiyo yelled from downstairs.

"Tell her I'll be there in a minute." Sasori answered through gritted teeth.

"Okay, yeah!" Deidara said happily skipping back downstairs. "It's okay Chiyo Sasori is coming. Oh my god! Itachi you're getting paler, yeah!" And Deidara started fanning again.

"What do you want grandma?" Sasori said coming down the stairs with an exhausted look on his face.

"Ooooh hi Sasori. Listen son, will you be a dear and fix me some lunch?" Chiyo asked.

"Yes. Oh….hi Konan….hi Pein. Let's see….lunch for grandma…lunch for grandma….hey grandma do you want crunchy peanut butter, chicken noodle soup and a cheese sandwich, chicken casserole, leftover lasagna or a strawberry Flav-Or-Ice?" Sasori asked.

"I'll have the cheese sandwich with the Flav-Or-Ice, son." Chiyo answered.

"Fine." Sasori answered getting to work on his grandma's lunch.

"Hey check it out, we brought chicken wings and stuff you want some?" Pein asked Sasori.

"Is it laced with valium?" Sasori asked slicing cheese.

"Hmmmm…no but it has breading and hot sauce." Konan told him.

"Then no. But I will take an espresso double shot if you'll make it." He asked.

"I'm on it." Hidan answered.

"Okay, Chiyo after your lunch me and Marisol are going shopping but Tobi said he would let you play with his moon sand play set. It will be good for your arthritis, yeah!" Dana said.

"Ooooh that reminds me…SASORI! I need my arthritis medication with my lunch!" she told him.

"Yes grandma." He answered her stopping what he was doing, returning upstairs, getting the pill and going back to resume his work. "Oh god….espresso…thanks man." Sasori walked Chiyo's lunch to the table along with her pill. "Here grandma, and here's a glass of water."

"Sasori, I see that the blue haired girl is back today. What's with her? Are you sleeping with her too?"

"No grandma, that's Pein's wife. Come on grandma! You act like you don't remember Konan at all. You received her wedding announcement in the mail remember? They invited you."

"Oh yes I remember that. Your grandpa was too lazy to go! That's why I didn't go!" Chiyo said.

"Now, are you all set for now grandma because I'm feeling really sick and I need to eat something."

"It's because you're a drunk! Drinking on an empty stomach isn't smart Sasori!" Chiyo began to bitch at him but Sasori just tuned her out.

"Hey, Chiyo I'm getting ready to go upstairs and pray to Jasshin for 15 minutes if you'd like to join." Hidan invited her.

"Jasshin religion is for the devil! I don't believe in that stuff!" Chiyo yelled. Hidan was in a state of shock.

"Oh…my….god…I'm going to go pray for you right now…OH JASSHIN HAVE MERCY!" Hidan yelled running upstairs.

"Alright, Itachi you're going to have to try and get up because it's time for us to go shopping with Dana and Marisol and you're the only one not dressed, yeah." Deidara explained.

"Deidara….please…take my hand and help me upstairs." Itachi said weakly. Kisame rolled his eyes.

"I will never, ever, ever understand Itachi…I've known him for 4 years…still can't figure him out." Kisame admitted.

"You mean because he pulls stunts like this?" Pein asked.

"Exactly." Kisame answered him.