A/N: Bonjour. :) Thanks to 'xlil' Suga Babyx' (Anon) and 'lydia' (Anon) for these prompts :) Oh. 88 REVIEWS, PEOPLE! I love you guys so much. Seriously. Okay, if this chapter gets my review total to 100 or more, then I'll write and post a lovely, long, discriptive fic about the Unicorn Game for you all. With the lovely events of the game. In a fic. For you to read. With all the couples; Neff, Faberry, Pinn ect... Come on, you know you want to read it... Oh, and I'll do a dance of celebration. Anywhoo, enjoy this!

Oh, WARNING: Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (book) or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (film) in this - If you haven't read/seen it, then skip over the bit when Nick and Jeff start talking about the Weasley twins, 'kay?

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall:

Hey Blaine, Blaine, Blaineeee...

Blaine Anderson: Um, hi Puck...

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You see, Blaine, there's something you must see.

Blaine Anderson: And what might that be?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You'll find out soon...

Blaine Anderson: Can't you just tell me, like a normal person?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Believe me, I want to, but Santana's telling me to leave you in suspence for as long as possible.

Blaine Anderson: Cheers, Santana. *Sarcasm*

Santana Lopez: Any time. ;)

Mercedes Jones: Yeah, White boy. You're gonna loooove it.

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman uploaded a Video: McKinley High Cheerios - Performance of Madonna's 4 Minutes! Tagged: Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 4 other people

-18 people like this

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hey, Blaine Anderson, dude. Watch this.

Kurt Hummel: No, really, don't. Noah, what did you put that up here for?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Fun, dude. And to see Blaine's reaction.

Kurt Hummel: -_-

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: *Cowers*

Mercedes Jones: Hey, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling - Running commentry? (I'm assuming you're in Warbler practice!)

Jeff Sterling: Ahem. Blaine is clicking on the video, looking confused.

Nick Duval: He just said "Cheerio? Is that, like, a cheerleader or something?"

Jeff Sterling: He said; "Kurt? A cheerio? Niiiiice."

Nick Duval: His jaw dropped to the floor.

Jeff Sterling: Oh. Wow. Um, Kurt? Just... Wow.

Nick Duval: Excuse me?

Jeff Sterling: Uh, nothing... I was simply... Um... Admiring Kurt's... Um... Squatting skills.

Nick Duval: -_-

Jeff Sterling: What? It was quite sexy...

Nick Duval: True, true.

Wes Montgomery: *Awkward Turtle*

-Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 17 others like this

Nick Duval: Anyway. Ahem. Blaine had pretty much the same reaction that Jeff did.

Jeff Sterling: Aha, Blaine just moaned.

Nick Duval: Don't blame him.

Jeff Sterling: What was that?

Nick Duval: Nothing, dearest ;)

-Mercedes Jones likes this

Jeff Sterling: He said: "Oh. Wow. DAMN YOU, CAMERA! SHOW ME KURT DOING THAT!"

Nick Duval: He's now raping the replay button.

Wes Montgomery: Puck, could you please refrain from sending Blaine Warbler videos that'll get him so... excited in Warbler rehersal.

Santana Lopez: WANKY!

Jeff Sterling: Blaine has just quite literally jumped on Kurt.

Nick Duval: They're making out.

-Mercedes Jones and 12 others like this

David Thompson: Guys, as much as we love Klaine, we don't need to see them making out so... passionatly in the middle of our choir room.

Santana Lopez: Someone is videoing this, right?

Cameron Davis: One step ahead of ya ;)

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Sue Sylvester has joined Facebook.

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Sue Sylvester is now friends with Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 20 other people.

Kurt Hummel: What? I didn't add Sue...

Mercedes Jones: Neither did I...

Blaine Anderson: Or me... Who even are you?

Sue Sylvester: Well, there's this thing called hacking. Your passwords are all easy to guess. And Eyebrows, when I reallised that my Sweet, Sweet Porcelain was 'In A Relationship' on Facebook, I simply had to find out with whom.

Kurt Hummel: You can't do that!

Sue Sylvester: Oh, Porcelain, but I can. Expect me to stalk all your stuff.

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Cameron Davis posted a Video: What Happens When Blaine Gets Sent A Very Sexy Video Of Kurt. Tagged: Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel.

-Santana Lopez and 10 others like this

Finn Hudson: DUDE! That's my bro, man! Didn't need to see that...

Kurt Hummel: CAMERON DAVIS, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. OKAY?

Cameron Davis: Actually, I'd rather you didn't...

Sue Sylvester: Porcelain! Eyebrows! Remove this disgusting, pornographic video at once.

Blaine Anderson: Would that I could, Miss Sylvester.

Nick Duval: I asked her to dance,

Jeff Sterling: And she asked me to die.

Nick Duval, Would that I could, Lily,

Jeff Sterling: Would that I could.

Sue Sylvester: And what the hell was that?

Nick Duval: Potter Puppet Pals!

Jeff Sterling: Snape's Diary!

Sue Sylvester: Okay, Weasley twins, quit quoting random stuff, and get this video removed this instant.

Jeff Sterling: Weasley Twins?

Nick Duval: Bagsy George!

Jeff Sterling: But I always had dibs on George!

Nick Duval: Too late! Now you're Fred.

Jeff Sterling: But he dies!

Nick Duval: Haha.

Wes Montgomery: You do realise that you guys being twins would be wrong...

Jeff Sterling: How?

Wes Montgomery: You're dating...

Nick Duval: No we're not.

Jeff Sterling: Yeah, we just told you that so that Kurtie would win ;)

Kurt Hummel: What? Neff isn't real? *Shock Horror*

Blaine Anderson: But... But... *Sobs*

Nick Duval: Me and Jeff are just friends. :)

-Jeff Sterling likes this

Sue Sylvester: Through this delightful discussion that I haven't really been reading, this incriminating video has not been removed.

Cameron Davis: And it's not going to be.

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Kurt Hummel: Auditioning for a solo at Sectionals... Wish me luck!

-Finn Hudson, Nick Duval and 20 others like this

Rachel Berry: Whilest I would wish you luck, I can't help but think that you getting a solo would greatly enhance your performance, and increase your chances of beating us, so I can't wish you any luck at all. Blaine has a wonderful voice, but, unlike yours, it could never dream of beating mine.

Kurt Hummel: Thanks, I guess...

Blaine Anderson: *grumble*

Wes Montgomery: Thank you for that information, Rachel. Kurt, you have a solo.

-Kurt Hummel likes this

Rachel Berry: Oh. That kinda backfired, didn't it.

Kurt Hummel: Yes, it did. Thanks for the solo, Rachel.

Rachel Berry: *grumble*

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Wes Montgomery: *Sobs* Oh, Kurt Hummel...

-Kurt Hummel, Blaine Andersonand 10 others like this

Finn Hudson: What did he do?

David Thompson: His audition song was... Amazing.

Santana Lopez: What did he sing?

Wes Montgomery: Perfect, by P!nk. It was truly amazing. Even Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling were crying. (As was Mr. Bangy)

Jeff Sterling: Not true...

Nick Duval: No...

David Thompson: It's so true. We all were crying.

Kurt Hummel: I take it my solo is official, then?

Wes Montgomery: Definitely.

Mr. Bangy: Bang Bang BANG!

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A/N: Don't kill me. Really. Please. I'm sorry for breaking up Neff! I wanted them to be the Weasley twins...

Oh, Klaine are apparantly dueting on 'Perfect' by P!nk in episode 7, (OHMIGOD. Yes.) So I needed to include it in here...

I have the flu. I think. And reviews would not only cheer me up a lot, but if I reach 100, then I'll write that Unicorn Game fic, annddd, get Neff back together again. :) So, Please, please review.