A/N: Bonjour. :) Thanks to 'xlil' Suga Babyx' (Anon) and 'lydia' (Anon) for these prompts :) Oh. 88 REVIEWS, PEOPLE! I love you guys so much. Seriously. Okay, if this chapter gets my review total to 100 or more, then I'll write and post a lovely, long, discriptive fic about the Unicorn Game for you all. With the lovely events of the game. In a fic. For you to read. With all the couples; Neff, Faberry, Pinn ect... Come on, you know you want to read it... Oh, and I'll do a dance of celebration. Anywhoo, enjoy this!
Oh, WARNING: Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (book) or Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (film) in this - If you haven't read/seen it, then skip over the bit when Nick and Jeff start talking about the Weasley twins, 'kay?
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman wrote on Blaine Anderson's wall:
Hey Blaine, Blaine, Blaineeee...
Blaine Anderson: Um, hi Puck...
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You see, Blaine, there's something you must see.
Blaine Anderson: And what might that be?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You'll find out soon...
Blaine Anderson: Can't you just tell me, like a normal person?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Believe me, I want to, but Santana's telling me to leave you in suspence for as long as possible.
Blaine Anderson: Cheers, Santana. *Sarcasm*
Santana Lopez: Any time. ;)
Mercedes Jones: Yeah, White boy. You're gonna loooove it.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman uploaded a Video: McKinley High Cheerios - Performance of Madonna's 4 Minutes! Tagged: Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and 4 other people
-18 people like this
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Hey, Blaine Anderson, dude. Watch this.
Kurt Hummel: No, really, don't. Noah, what did you put that up here for?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Fun, dude. And to see Blaine's reaction.
Kurt Hummel: -_-
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: *Cowers*
Mercedes Jones: Hey, Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling - Running commentry? (I'm assuming you're in Warbler practice!)
Jeff Sterling: Ahem. Blaine is clicking on the video, looking confused.
Nick Duval: He just said "Cheerio? Is that, like, a cheerleader or something?"
Jeff Sterling: He said; "Kurt? A cheerio? Niiiiice."
Nick Duval: His jaw dropped to the floor.
Jeff Sterling: Oh. Wow. Um, Kurt? Just... Wow.
Nick Duval: Excuse me?
Jeff Sterling: Uh, nothing... I was simply... Um... Admiring Kurt's... Um... Squatting skills.
Nick Duval: -_-
Jeff Sterling: What? It was quite sexy...
Nick Duval: True, true.
Wes Montgomery: *Awkward Turtle*
-Noah 'Puck' Puckerman and 17 others like this
Nick Duval: Anyway. Ahem. Blaine had pretty much the same reaction that Jeff did.
Jeff Sterling: Aha, Blaine just moaned.
Nick Duval: Don't blame him.
Jeff Sterling: What was that?
Nick Duval: Nothing, dearest ;)
-Mercedes Jones likes this
Jeff Sterling: He said: "Oh. Wow. DAMN YOU, CAMERA! SHOW ME KURT DOING THAT!"
Nick Duval: He's now raping the replay button.
Wes Montgomery: Puck, could you please refrain from sending Blaine Warbler videos that'll get him so... excited in Warbler rehersal.
Santana Lopez: WANKY!
Jeff Sterling: Blaine has just quite literally jumped on Kurt.
Nick Duval: They're making out.
-Mercedes Jones and 12 others like this
David Thompson: Guys, as much as we love Klaine, we don't need to see them making out so... passionatly in the middle of our choir room.
Santana Lopez: Someone is videoing this, right?
Cameron Davis: One step ahead of ya ;)
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Sue Sylvester has joined Facebook.
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Sue Sylvester is now friends with Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 20 other people.
Kurt Hummel: What? I didn't add Sue...
Mercedes Jones: Neither did I...
Blaine Anderson: Or me... Who even are you?
Sue Sylvester: Well, there's this thing called hacking. Your passwords are all easy to guess. And Eyebrows, when I reallised that my Sweet, Sweet Porcelain was 'In A Relationship' on Facebook, I simply had to find out with whom.
Kurt Hummel: You can't do that!
Sue Sylvester: Oh, Porcelain, but I can. Expect me to stalk all your stuff.
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Cameron Davis posted a Video: What Happens When Blaine Gets Sent A Very Sexy Video Of Kurt. Tagged: Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel.
-Santana Lopez and 10 others like this
Finn Hudson: DUDE! That's my bro, man! Didn't need to see that...
Kurt Hummel: CAMERON DAVIS, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU. OKAY?
Cameron Davis: Actually, I'd rather you didn't...
Sue Sylvester: Porcelain! Eyebrows! Remove this disgusting, pornographic video at once.
Blaine Anderson: Would that I could, Miss Sylvester.
Nick Duval: I asked her to dance,
Jeff Sterling: And she asked me to die.
Nick Duval, Would that I could, Lily,
Jeff Sterling: Would that I could.
Sue Sylvester: And what the hell was that?
Nick Duval: Potter Puppet Pals!
Jeff Sterling: Snape's Diary!
Sue Sylvester: Okay, Weasley twins, quit quoting random stuff, and get this video removed this instant.
Jeff Sterling: Weasley Twins?
Nick Duval: Bagsy George!
Jeff Sterling: But I always had dibs on George!
Nick Duval: Too late! Now you're Fred.
Jeff Sterling: But he dies!
Nick Duval: Haha.
Wes Montgomery: You do realise that you guys being twins would be wrong...
Jeff Sterling: How?
Wes Montgomery: You're dating...
Nick Duval: No we're not.
Jeff Sterling: Yeah, we just told you that so that Kurtie would win ;)
Kurt Hummel: What? Neff isn't real? *Shock Horror*
Blaine Anderson: But... But... *Sobs*
Nick Duval: Me and Jeff are just friends. :)
-Jeff Sterling likes this
Sue Sylvester: Through this delightful discussion that I haven't really been reading, this incriminating video has not been removed.
Cameron Davis: And it's not going to be.
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Kurt Hummel: Auditioning for a solo at Sectionals... Wish me luck!
-Finn Hudson, Nick Duval and 20 others like this
Rachel Berry: Whilest I would wish you luck, I can't help but think that you getting a solo would greatly enhance your performance, and increase your chances of beating us, so I can't wish you any luck at all. Blaine has a wonderful voice, but, unlike yours, it could never dream of beating mine.
Kurt Hummel: Thanks, I guess...
Blaine Anderson: *grumble*
Wes Montgomery: Thank you for that information, Rachel. Kurt, you have a solo.
-Kurt Hummel likes this
Rachel Berry: Oh. That kinda backfired, didn't it.
Kurt Hummel: Yes, it did. Thanks for the solo, Rachel.
Rachel Berry: *grumble*
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Wes Montgomery: *Sobs* Oh, Kurt Hummel...
-Kurt Hummel, Blaine Andersonand 10 others like this
Finn Hudson: What did he do?
David Thompson: His audition song was... Amazing.
Santana Lopez: What did he sing?
Wes Montgomery: Perfect, by P!nk. It was truly amazing. Even Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling were crying. (As was Mr. Bangy)
Jeff Sterling: Not true...
Nick Duval: No...
David Thompson: It's so true. We all were crying.
Kurt Hummel: I take it my solo is official, then?
Wes Montgomery: Definitely.
Mr. Bangy: Bang Bang BANG!
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A/N: Don't kill me. Really. Please. I'm sorry for breaking up Neff! I wanted them to be the Weasley twins...
Oh, Klaine are apparantly dueting on 'Perfect' by P!nk in episode 7, (OHMIGOD. Yes.) So I needed to include it in here...
I have the flu. I think. And reviews would not only cheer me up a lot, but if I reach 100, then I'll write that Unicorn Game fic, annddd, get Neff back together again. :) So, Please, please review.
